Father and son, hats and jackets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 19:38:13 June 24, 2015 19:38:13
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My friend Lorella has this weird phobia about dressing the same. Like if we agree to meet somewhere, and she shows up in a black tee and jeans and I show up in a similar black tee and jeans (which is standard wardrobe for a lot of people), she’ll have a meltdown and might not be able to function. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 18:40:45 June 24, 2015 18:40:45

Congratulations London! (Dlisted

Kit Harington for Robert Pattinson – is that 1 to 1 trade? (Just Jared

Judgy moms criticise Ryan Reynolds (Cele|bitchy

Ryan Gosling for the chickens (The Superficial

Richard Gere with his new girlfriend (Too Fab

Amal Clooney goes out with Stella McCartney (OK!

Marky Mark reunites with NKOTB (Pop Sugar

Katherine Heigl on Grey’s with McDreamy (I'm Not Obsessed

Janet: Ultimate Icon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 16:59:39 June 24, 2015 16:59:39
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As previously rumoured, BET confirmed yesterday that Janet Jackson will indeed appear at Sunday’s BET Awards and she’ll be the first recipient of the Ultimate Icon: Music Dance Visual Award with a tribute featuring Tinashe, Jason Derulo, and Ciara. "This is Janet Jackson, people! We are excited beyond belief to present her with our inaugural ULTIMATE ICON: Music Dance Visual award and we are thrilled that she chose the BET Awards as the first step on her new road," said Stephen G. Full Story

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Gigi Hadid’s moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 16:27:25 June 24, 2015 16:27:25
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On Saturday night Drake was in Atlanta, partying in yellow with Kanye West, 2Chainz, Future, and several other rappers (not all are included in these shots). Then he flew home to Toronto to surprise his friend P Reign at the MMVAs. But there may have been another motivation? Drake wasn’t planning on staying long after his appearance at the show. Full Story

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Chris Martin & Kylie Minogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 15:36:33 June 24, 2015 15:36:33
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Chris Martin and Kylie Minogue went for a late night walk together on Sunday night/Monday morning in London. She had just played a show at Hyde Park and the two were papped arm in arm around 1:30am. The Daily Mail has exclusive rights to these shots until this evening; I didn’t want to wait until tomorrow to write about it so click here Full Story

Tanned Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 14:59:20 June 24, 2015 14:59:20
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Jon Hamm looked GREAT arriving at Kimmel yesterday, non? Relaxed and healthy, with really good hair (the best his hair has ever been, I think), and reasonably well contained. On camera he seemed very tanned. I’m not sure if it’s just the settings on my laptop but on my screen at least, that’s some good colour, or foundation. Full Story

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Channing Tatum makes it impossible to not like him

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 24, 2015 14:33:48 June 24, 2015 14:33:48
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How does he do this?! It is just impossible to not like Channing Tatum. My heart is made of second-hand smoke and the last inch of bourbon in the bottle and even I can’t hold out—Tatum has totally won me over. He may be a walking slab of abs and Mr. Potato Head’s face, but goddamn if he isn’t the most likeable dude in Hollywood these days. Full Story

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June 24, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2015 13:55:29 June 24, 2015 13:55:29

Hez! Happy Birthday! Whatever you’re doing, keep doing it. I can tell you’re up, in a good way, and not in a way that invites a line and a bill. Sing on, play on, read on, write on. And, eventually, you will get your f-ck on. Some things you can’t rush, nor do you want to rush. Enjoy your day. Full Story

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Dear Gossips,

As we all know now, Mimi is dating Australian billionaire James Packer who, obviously, has enough money and resources to woo her. But it’s not just about what you can buy for Mimi. With Mimi it has to be about the show too.

This is why she and Nick Cannon had to renew their vows every year when they were (happily) married. Mimi expects to be exalted. And the other night, Packer demonstrated this on his boat. According to TMZ, Packer hosted a party the other night off the coast of Sardinia. Oh, you know, just off the coast of Sardinia, no big. Apparently the only music they played the entire night was Mimi’s. Just Mimi songs to feed her ego, and her heart.

But remember, Mimi (allegedly) made Nick wait until they were wife and husband before she’d have sex with him. So. You know. It might be a lot of handholding and petting unless Packer puts up that ring. Some of you don’t believe it. Some of you don’t think it can happen, holding off until the wedding.

Remember, this is Mimi. And as Dean pointed out a long time ago:

“Mariah sexy” is not human sexy, so it’s still really hard to picture her actually fornicating. Whether it’s the Shake it Off video where she’s naked in a rose petal filled bathtub or alluding to a Naval gangbang, like in the Honey video, Mariah’s sexuality is just never that believable. It always seems too Sex and Romance 101, like she’s copying the ideas out of a Danielle Steele novel.

Think about it. Sex requires movement. Can you picture Mimi moving?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 21:50:31 June 23, 2015 21:50:31

There are, like, 15 things that are gross about this story, starting with “her dad used to f-ck Ebola Hilton” (Dlisted

Mimi on the water, Mimi in the sand (Just Jared

Love this outfit on Amal Clooney (Cele|bitchy

Kanye West’s wife will be giving a lecture on objectification? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Is that a swimsuit underneath Selena Gomez’s shorts? (Hollywood Tuna

Amber Heard in a dress that I think was meant for Scarlett Johansson (Popoholic

Obsessed with everything Cara Delevingne is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself

Meryl Streep for equal rights (Jezebel

Honest wine labels (College Candy