Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 21:50:31 June 23, 2015 21:50:31

There are, like, 15 things that are gross about this story, starting with “her dad used to f-ck Ebola Hilton” (Dlisted

Mimi on the water, Mimi in the sand (Just Jared

Love this outfit on Amal Clooney (Cele|bitchy

Kanye West’s wife will be giving a lecture on objectification? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Is that a swimsuit underneath Selena Gomez’s shorts? (Hollywood Tuna

Amber Heard in a dress that I think was meant for Scarlett Johansson (Popoholic

Obsessed with everything Cara Delevingne is wearing here (Go Fug Yourself

Meryl Streep for equal rights (Jezebel

Honest wine labels (College Candy

Mila Kunis in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 21:13:47 June 23, 2015 21:13:47
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But she’s not promoting Ted 2. I say this because someone just came into my office, saw the photos of her up on the screen, and remarked casually that, “Oh, is she promoting Ted 2?” Because Ted 2, as you’ve likely seen, is currently being promoted and it’s opening this coming Friday. Full Story

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Leo’s perfect build-a-girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 20:12:06 June 23, 2015 20:12:06
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s current bonafide is a model. Oh, you need me to be more specific? She’s a blonde model. More specific than that? She’s a blonde model who models for Sports Illustrated. It’s a blur for you still, isn’t it? Kelly Rohrbach is different though, OK? Unlike Gisele, Bar, Erin, Toni, and whoever else I forgot to name, Kelly almost played pro golf and can hang with the boys. Full Story

Alicia Vikander throws over Fassy for Bourne

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 23, 2015 19:45:53 June 23, 2015 19:45:53
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The thinking man’s Blake Lively has just been announced as a lead in the new Bourne movie, which should be titled The Bourne Continuum if there is any sense to the naming mechanism of this franchise. There are no details as to her role but she’s either playing an assassin or a helpless bystander, as those are the only two roles for women in these movies unless your name is Joan Allen. Full Story

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Taraji covers W

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 19:23:36 June 23, 2015 19:23:36

Something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. It started a few weeks ago when I ended up reading an article about Steve Urkel. I can’t remember how I found that post but it gave me a lot of nostalgia about the television I watched growing up. There was The Cosby Show and A Different World. Full Story

Meet your new, friendly neighborhood Spider-Child

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 23, 2015 18:52:53 June 23, 2015 18:52:53
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After an exhaustive casting process—their most laborious since they had such a hard time getting someone to voice Rocket Raccoon—Marvel announced they have found their new Spider-Man and he is the English child, Tom Holland. It’s a good choice—Holland was very memorable in The Impossible, and he’s been a favorite in the casting process for a while. Full Story

Channing Tatum’s fine needle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 17:17:24 June 23, 2015 17:17:24
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Channing Tatum today promoting Magic Mike XXL. Which is an improvement on Magic Mike. In that, well, my complaint about Magic Mike was like, really?, you’re going to do character development on this? In an interview this weekend with the Plymouth Herald, Channing talked about putting together Magic XXL and the approach to making the film: "We read the message boards and they were like, 'Less story, more dancing', so we take direction well. Full Story

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Britney’s single again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 16:43:04 June 23, 2015 16:43:04
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US Weekly is all over the breakups lately. They were the first to report on Charlize Theron and Sean Penn’s split and they were the first yesterday to report that Britney Spears and Charlie Ebersol have ended their relationship. Britney went home to Louisiana recently and was posting pictures of herself with boys:   So nice to be home! Nothing like Louisiana boys Full Story

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Keira’s night out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 15:13:32 June 23, 2015 15:13:32
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Keira Knightley and James Righton were out in London the other day for the Blur show. It was a night off from the baby. Their daughter was born a month ago. Do moms judge other moms for that? I overhear conversations like this all the time. “My son was 3 months old before I left him for the first time. Full Story

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Diddy attacks with a kettlebell

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2015 14:13:59 June 23, 2015 14:13:59
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Helicopter parents are bad enough. But when the helicopter parent is a celebrity? That takes it to a nuclear level. Here’s the quick rundown of what happened: Diddy’s son Justin plays football at UCLA. According to TMZ, one of Justin’s coaches with giving him the gears at practice. Full Story