Jennifer Lawrence’s two MET dresses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 12:55:16 May 5, 2015 12:55:16
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Hated what Jennifer Lawrence wore to the MET Gala main event, especially as one of the co-hosts. Is it limiting, this Dior deal? Duana wrote earlier about Emily Blunt, about assuming Emily was more fashion forward than she actually is because, hilariously, she was in Devil Wears Prada. And I feel like I’ve done the same with Jennifer because her personality is just so not aligned with what she’s been wearing. Full Story

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FKA twigs & Robert Pattinson: Penis & Tea Hands at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 12:32:10 May 5, 2015 12:32:10
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What did I say yesterday when I wrote about FKA twigs and Robert Pattinson making their red carpet debut at the MET Gala? I said I wanted her to go rogue. Well, she wore a Christopher Kane dress with a dick at the slit. That’ll do. When I was in London a couple of weeks ago, Lorella and I went to the Victoria and Albert Museum for the Alexander McQueen: Savage Beauty exhibit. Full Story

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Emily Blunt: No MET Risk

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 12:21:49 May 5, 2015 12:21:49
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You know I love Emily Blunt. And you further know Emily Blunt can take a fashion risk.  Well…. I wrote that sentence, and then I found myself in the position of having to back it up, and actually there isn’t that much. Like, she wore a bright green gown to the SAGs a few years back, and there’s a shot of her from one of the Your Sister’s Sisters premieres where she’s wearing what looks like the black and blue version of The Dress – but I realize that Emily Blunt is not actually the fashion risk-taker I have been giving her credit for. Full Story

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JLO’s MET Dragon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:37:29 May 5, 2015 11:37:29
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It’s Versace. But it could also have been Zuhair Murad. What’s the difference? Beading held together by pantyhose – who can tell it apart? Doesn’t matter if there’s a dragon because f-ck, I’m so over it. I’m so over JLO in these kinds of dresses. I’m so over “body-con” as a substitute for imagination. Full Story

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Madonna & Katy Perry: MET Moschino

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:30:42 May 5, 2015 11:30:42
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If you’d have asked me who I would have predicted to pull out the ching-chong eyes before the MET Gala, I would have told you Katy Perry. Dakota Johnson would not have been on my radar. Maybe it’s because I’m so surprised that Katy wasn’t offensive that I’m not totally offended by her outfit. Full Story

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Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:19:32 May 5, 2015 11:19:32
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So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Elizabeth Banks: No Effie at the MET Gala

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 11:13:01 May 5, 2015 11:13:01
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I wish I loved this on Elizabeth Banks. That is, I do, on some level – the colour is perfect on her, and the cut-outs are cool while still being on trend. She looks fantastic, and the hair is fierce instead of glam, and she’s giving good face in the photos.   But I would be lying if I said this could stand up next to some of the incredible creations that have appeared on this carpet. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus: MET Gala recycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 10:56:25 May 5, 2015 10:56:25
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I liked it better in 2013 when she wore Marc Jacobs and it was punk. Click here for a refresher. So this Alexander Wang feels a little recycled. That said, with her history of cultural appropriation, maybe it was a good idea to play it safe. What I like most about Miley’s look at the MET Gala is her makeup. Full Story

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Keri Russell: MET Gala green feathers

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 10:49:06 May 5, 2015 10:49:06
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“Do you want to do Keri Russell?” Lainey asks. She knows I’ll say yes, because I love Elizabeth Jennings so much, and weirdly because none of you are watching the show, it seems as though The Americans is my personal secret, and further seems as though only I can write about women who pronounce their names “Carrie” today. Full Story

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Lady Gaga: Empress at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 10:42:23 May 5, 2015 10:42:23
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I wrote earlier about the Empress Dowager Cixi in the Fan Bingbing post – click here if you missed it. Fan Bingbing was what I imagined a modern Cixi would look like. Lady Gaga, in Alexander Wang for Balenciaga, however was probably the closest interpretation of the outer robes that Cixi wore in her own time. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: MET too sweet, too pretty

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 10:34:02 May 5, 2015 10:34:02
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This is not the thing. It’s not because it’s pink, or because it’s big. Because as we all know, this is a costume gala and big and over the top are totally fine. But this is wrinkly and shiny and not done up like the more exuberant of courtesans, which is where you must go if you’re doing this, and the hair and makeup are sweet and pretty, which WE KNOW Washington can do. Full Story

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