Dakota Johnson: MET Eyes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 11:19:32 May 5, 2015 11:19:32
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So… Dakota Johnson. In Chanel. Nothing in the dress speaks to the theme of the MET Gala. And then you look at her eyes. And because it’s the MET Gala and the theme is China: Through The Looking Glass, and her dress isn’t China at all, now I’m wondering if she and her makeup artist were like, we’ll just give you some slanty eyes and you’re good to go! I just spent several minutes looking at photos of her through the Fifty Shades press tour. Full Story

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Elizabeth Banks: No Effie at the MET Gala

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 11:13:01 May 5, 2015 11:13:01
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I wish I loved this on Elizabeth Banks. That is, I do, on some level – the colour is perfect on her, and the cut-outs are cool while still being on trend. She looks fantastic, and the hair is fierce instead of glam, and she’s giving good face in the photos.   But I would be lying if I said this could stand up next to some of the incredible creations that have appeared on this carpet. Full Story

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Miley Cyrus: MET Gala recycle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 10:56:25 May 5, 2015 10:56:25
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I liked it better in 2013 when she wore Marc Jacobs and it was punk. Click here for a refresher. So this Alexander Wang feels a little recycled. That said, with her history of cultural appropriation, maybe it was a good idea to play it safe. What I like most about Miley’s look at the MET Gala is her makeup. Full Story

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Keri Russell: MET Gala green feathers

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 10:49:06 May 5, 2015 10:49:06
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“Do you want to do Keri Russell?” Lainey asks. She knows I’ll say yes, because I love Elizabeth Jennings so much, and weirdly because none of you are watching the show, it seems as though The Americans is my personal secret, and further seems as though only I can write about women who pronounce their names “Carrie” today. Full Story

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Lady Gaga: Empress at the MET

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 10:42:23 May 5, 2015 10:42:23
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I wrote earlier about the Empress Dowager Cixi in the Fan Bingbing post – click here if you missed it. Fan Bingbing was what I imagined a modern Cixi would look like. Lady Gaga, in Alexander Wang for Balenciaga, however was probably the closest interpretation of the outer robes that Cixi wore in her own time. Full Story

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Kerry Washington: MET too sweet, too pretty

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 10:34:02 May 5, 2015 10:34:02
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This is not the thing. It’s not because it’s pink, or because it’s big. Because as we all know, this is a costume gala and big and over the top are totally fine. But this is wrinkly and shiny and not done up like the more exuberant of courtesans, which is where you must go if you’re doing this, and the hair and makeup are sweet and pretty, which WE KNOW Washington can do. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: MET Most Frustrating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 10:04:27 May 5, 2015 10:04:27
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Jessica Chastain wore gold Givenchy at the MET Gala. She also wore Givenchy at the Oscars. I don’t ever want to see that dress again but if you do, or if you can’t recall it, click here for a refresher. As I said at the time, I love her. Full Story

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Carey Mulligan: MET Gala wrong shoes

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 09:54:04 May 5, 2015 09:54:04
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I like Carey Mulligan from afar better than I like it up close. One of the best things about her is that she always kind of seems amused in pictures – I think it’s just the way she places her mouth – but this utterly matte lip works for that. She looks amused.  But I feel like there was a whole thought put into this look, which is very Red Queen from the Looking Glass, red notwithstanding, and then put it with sensible pumps. Full Story

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Olivia Munn: MET Gala ombre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 09:47:37 May 5, 2015 09:47:37
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This J Mendel on Olivia Munn is a shrug for me…at the MET Gala. At the Golden Globes? All over it. The falling sleeves really flatter the shoulders. And it’s still sexy without being tight and clingy. What do you think of her nails though? The matching ombre. Too much?   LOVING my ombre nails to match my @jmendel dress #metball Full Story

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Karen Elson: MET Gala Also-Ran

Duana Posted by Duana at May 5, 2015 09:34:40 May 5, 2015 09:34:40
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Karen Elson looks awesome, but her night was ruined as soon as SJP hit the carpet, because she became the ‘other’ one in a headpiece. Every dramatic move that Elson made – big red skirt, big gold necklace, who are we kidding, that tiara, which under any other circumstances would have been a showstopper – is in serious ‘what else have you got?’ territory, primarily because with such a wide reaching theme, you have to go pretty far to be the one on the extreme side. Full Story

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Rachel Weisz: Worst MET Disappointment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2015 06:50:05 May 5, 2015 06:50:05
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Was it a last minute decision? Like, she wasn’t intending to go but decided to go anyway and just yanked something serviceable out of the closet that didn’t need to be pressed? Then again, it’s Chanel. I’ve no doubt Rachel Weisz has some Chanel lying around but this is couture so… it probably wasn’t yanked from anywhere. Full Story