October 29, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 29, 2014 13:40:58 Posted at October 29, 2014 13:40:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Corporal Nathan Cirillo was laid to rest yesterday. A week ago today, he gave his life at the War Memorial in Ottawa. Cpl Cirillo was a single father. A fundraising campaign has been launched to support the families of both Cpl Cirillo and Officer Patrice Vincent. The funding will be distributed by the True Patriot Love Foundation. Full Story

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Dear Gossips,

So I think I might disappoint you again with the following: I LOVE the new Taylor Swift album, 1989. It’s a dance in your kitchen kind of album. It’s a play in the background while you’re getting ready with your team kind of album. It’s a play in your car on the way to the airport to drop off your best friend after the most amazing weekend kind of album.

And it’s not that Taylor isn’t pissed anymore. At the boys, at the broken hearts they leave behind. It’s just that she seems a lot less… petulant? Less petulant in her anger? I never thought I’d want to have a conversation with Taylor Swift before, like a real conversation. And now, after listening to this album, after hearing her music, I’m starting to believe Taylor Swift might have something to say.

Or, again, maybe it’s just that I grew up in the 80s. I can’t resist this sound.

Yours in gossip,


Who do you think of?

October 28, 2014 20:59:35 Posted at October 28, 2014 20:59:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Let’s play word association. Billy Idol. Go. Was your answer Brad Pitt? Thanks to Jennifer Aniston, my immediate word association with Billy Idol is Brad Pitt. I haven’t seen Billy Idol in a long time. Because of Taylor Swift, I’ve been on an 80s music mood. Full Story

Batfleck for the bats

October 28, 2014 20:28:04 Posted at October 28, 2014 20:28:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
FameFlynet, Splash

So while Marvel’s asserting its dominance over everything nerd, let’s catch up with Batfleck. I know you. I know that there are a lot of you who’ve never been more attracted to Ben Affleck than you are right now, while he’s walking around with his Batman body and his hair slightly longer combed back with a nice wave. Full Story

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Dr. Strange is still up in the air

October 28, 2014 20:19:47 Posted at October 28, 2014 20:19:47
Sarah Posted by Sarah

The casting for Dr. Strange, Marvel’s next signature superhero, has become such a clusterf*ck that for a couple of months now, it has seemed just as likely that a three day old breakfast burrito would play the part as an actual human actor. The latest rumor, coming yesterday courtesy Deadline Full Story

Marvel just broke the internet

October 28, 2014 20:09:58 Posted at October 28, 2014 20:09:58
Sarah Posted by Sarah

A couple weeks ago Warner Brothers announced the future of the DC Cinematic Universe during an investor phone call. They dumped a lot of information on us in the least exciting way possible, and by the end of the day I’d heard from multiple sources that the response from Marvel was essentially, “Let’s plan a rock show. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 28, 2014 19:48:35 Posted at October 28, 2014 19:48:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway’s hand party (Dlisted

Renee Zellweger and her boyfriend look confused (Just Jared

Oh… this is rich coming from Lindsay Lohan (The Superficial

Julia Roberts even ages better than everyone else, ok? (Cele|bitchy

One of the few times I’ve disliked  Rihanna outfit (Too Fab

This is a terrible swimsuit (Hollywood Tuna

Seriously. Dolly Parton is the BEST (Towleroad

Jakey and the Carters! (Pop Sugar

Katherine Heigl in a very serviceable dress (Popoholic

I wouldn’t have gone with those shoes (Go Fug Yourself

Can JLO last through the year?

October 28, 2014 17:08:40 Posted at October 28, 2014 17:08:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick Jr are shooting the Hollywood round of the upcoming season of American Idol this week. The show’s keeping her paid until Spring 2015. And then, I guess, she starts working on the Vegas show? No confirmation has happened yet, but I can’t imagine they’d waste that announcement when there’s nothing else to co-promote. Full Story

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The end of Martin Lawrence

October 28, 2014 16:10:38 Posted at October 28, 2014 16:10:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Ian Gavan/ Getty Images

E! News was the first to report yesterday that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are done. They simply confirmed the breakup, without citing a reason. You’ll recall, E! News was also the first to report that the two were dating. It happened on August 15. Full Story

United Way and vitaminwater – a brilliant combination

October 28, 2014 15:58:13 Posted at October 28, 2014 15:58:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Amy’s date with John Stamos

October 28, 2014 15:26:54 Posted at October 28, 2014 15:26:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Santi / Splash

Amy Poehler’s book, Yes, Please, comes out today. Have you bought it yet? I’m halfway through and so far, I love it. I think it’s her self-awareness. It’s the way she’s all like, f------ck my divorce suuuuuuucked. And, Jesus, I must be the only person who’s ever felt so defeated. Full Story

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