Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 19:53:44 August 20, 2015 19:53:44

F-cking hypocrite piece of sh-t  (Dlisted

Matt Damon talks about marriage when asked about Ben Affleck (Just Jared

Jennifer Lawrence is #1 on another list (Cele|bitchy

I thought at first that Courteney Cox was Priscilla Presley (Pop Sugar

Is Jennifer Lawrence's ma not a Coldplay fan? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

What Jennifer Aniston didn't do on her honeymoon (OK!)  

Selena Gomez's crop top and pleats (Popoholic

Zendaya's shoes aren't as cute as I hoped (College Candy

Magic Mike on a horse (Gawker

Smutty Social Media, Thursday August 20, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at August 20, 2015 19:29:37 August 20, 2015 19:29:37
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@Parisa/ Jen Lowery/ Splash News

Karlie Kloss was at the airport and took a photo of some of the September issues – she has two covers. She also tagged the magazines and the women in the photos – Oprah, Demi Lovato, Salma Hayek, Taylor Swift. You know who was omitted? Katy Perry. Don’t these “squad goal feminists” know anything? That just makes you look petty. Full Story

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Bel Powley in The Diary of a Teenage Girl

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 20, 2015 18:45:33 August 20, 2015 18:45:33
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Desiree Navarro/ Dave Kotinsky/ Getty Images

The Diary of a Teenage Girl is a film about discovery, and a big part of the joy in watching it is discovering things alongside the protagonist and narrator, Minnie (British actress Bel Powley, making a case for international stardom), a wildly charming lead who balances naiveté and precocity without ever dipping into cloying or pretentious. Full Story

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Emma & Ryan on a date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 18:08:02 August 20, 2015 18:08:02
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling are working on Damien Chazelle’s La La Land. I think these are the first shots we’ve gotten of them in the same frame, so I’m attaching for you to look at, even though there’s nothing new to say. It’s a musical. They’ll be singing and dancing. Full Story

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Porny goes to the gym

Maria Posted by Maria at August 20, 2015 17:21:26 August 20, 2015 17:21:26

This month, Jessica Alba covers Allure and Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Fast Company. The stories revolve around The Honest Co. and Goop – billion-dollar evaluations and contextual commerce and investment (both financial and personal) and of course, the idea of lifestyle, that they are both, in their own ways, experts. Full Story

Salma Hayek presents Khalil Gibran’s The Prophet

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 20, 2015 16:49:10 August 20, 2015 16:49:10
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Jamie McCarthy/ Laura Cavanaugh/ Steve Mack/ Gary Gershoff/ Getty Images

Salma Hayek has worked hard as a producer to get Lebanese philosopher Khalil Gibran’s seminal collection of poem-essays, The Prophet, to the big screen, and she’s finally succeeded, in the form of an animated film. The book, one of the most popular in the world, is a collection of parables on topics ranging from love and sorrow to work and clothes, and pretty much everything in between, but the movie only adapts eight of the twenty-six essays, clocking in at a lean eighty-four minutes. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s married jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 15:35:43 August 20, 2015 15:35:43
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Gregg DeGuire/ Jon Kopaloff/ Steve Granitz/ Kevin Winter/ Getty Images

Jennifer Aniston made her first post-wedding appearance last night at the premiere of She’s Funny That Way. I’ve attached shots of her wedding band below. The wedding dress remains a mystery. Earlier this week people were freaking out about it being this:  Full Story

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Annie guns for EGOT

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 20, 2015 15:11:47 August 20, 2015 15:11:47
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Crystal/ Splash News

Anne Hathaway has signed onto a limited TV series called The Ambassador’s Wife. Adapted from a novel by Jennifer Steil, it’s about a woman who is kidnapped in the Middle East. If this were 1982 I’d say it would be a derivative bodice-ripper full of dashing sheikhs and sexually repressed white women, but since it’s 2015 I assume this will be depressing as sh*t and attempt to make us think about Who Is The Real Enemy, Anyway, and What Is War, And Why Do We Have It? The logline reminds me of Maggie Gyllenhaal’s recent miniseries, The Honorable Woman, which is set in Israel/Palestine and is really good, but is also depressing as sh*t, and attempts to make us think about Who Is The Real Enemy, et cetera. Full Story

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Taylor Swift answers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 14:17:50 August 20, 2015 14:17:50
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Today’s open was about how Beyonce has gone all Greta Garbo on us, becoming more and more inaccessible, because Beyonce would rather be an enigma than (pretend to) be your friend. That’s not the Taylor Swift approach. One of Taylor’s fans posted this GIF on her Tumblr Full Story

Alright alright alright… that’s enough

Maria Posted by Maria at August 20, 2015 14:03:03 August 20, 2015 14:03:03
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Derek Storm/ Splash News

Is it lifestyle season? Is there something about the end of summer/impending school year that drives everyone to suddenly become obsessed with coconut oil and mason jars? Yesterday, US Weekly posted an exclusive story on Camila Alves’s favourite lunchtime recipes, dubbing her a “lifestyle expert. Full Story

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There she is… Chrissy O!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 13:41:45 August 20, 2015 13:41:45
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Christine Ouzounian, have you missed her?  Chrissy O hasn’t been papped since last Friday. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however were papped over the weekend celebrating his birthday at Universal Studios and Disney World. Perhaps she laid low out of respect? Now that that’s over with though, she’s back, with gifts! Chrissy met up with a friend for sushi yesterday in LA. Full Story

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