Friday, March 13, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I have to show you something. It’s not gossip. You might find it gross. But it’s the most exciting thing in my life right now. Remember last week when I took a day off for elbow surgery? Well now some of the tape is coming off the scar.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 20:17:59 March 13, 2015 20:17:59

Sasha Finds Emma Watson’s shirt and shoes in LifeStyle

The best use of Kardashian property I guess (Dlisted

Lobster crotch. This is a not a euphemism (The Superficial

You’re killing me, Charlie Hunnam (Just Jared

Word UP Anna Faris (Cele|bitchy

I want this sweater that Kerry Washington is wearing (Pop Sugar

Shania Twain’s message to the other woman (Too Fab

Rumour: Selena Gomez might marry Zedd? Come ON. (Celeb Dirty Laundry

HAHAHAHAHA. I’ve actually never seen this before! (Hollywood Tuna

Harvey Weinstein is the diversity prophet and could have saved the Oscars (Pajiba

I really don’t understand how any of JLO’s dresses pass the sit test (Go Fug Yourself

JLO’s dinner denim jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 20:08:26 March 13, 2015 20:08:26
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Yesterday I posted some shots of JLO’s light eye shadow asking what you thought of her makeup. Click here for a refresher. Everyone who emailed thought it was a sh-tty job. Thanks for the response. Now I have an excuse to throw up these pictures of her last night out in a denim jumpsuit which… Aside from the built-in pee challenge that comes with this outfit… I think I kinda want it. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media March 13, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at March 13, 2015 19:50:19 March 13, 2015 19:50:19
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Judging by Rita Ora’s interviews and photos, she fancies herself a fashion icon; she told Nylon magazine that she can save the industry from blandness: “But where’s that punk energy—that fun, crazy, respected but still like, ‘S---, she’s just doing her thing’ person? That’s who I am!" She certainly is… confident. Full Story

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Judi Dench in The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 13, 2015 19:30:28 March 13, 2015 19:30:28
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WENN

I watched The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel over the holidays with my parents and found it be a charmingly daffy mix of Fawlty Towers, Cocoon, and cheerful racism (India! So quaint!). The sequel, I can report, is more of the same. The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel is a charming piece of fluff, refreshingly not terrible, and a pleasant enough way to spend a couple hours. Full Story

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Beauty & Sean Penn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 19:18:40 March 13, 2015 19:18:40
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ JB Lacroix/ Getty Images

Holy sh-t Charlize Theron looked gorgeous last night at The Gunman premiere. Holy. Sh-t. OK. It’s not like she ever looks terrible but even by her impossibly high standards, this is something special. Is it the way her side part is falling over her eye? Is it her skin? Is it her eyes? Is that exquisite little dress? Is it that it’s been over a year and I still can’t get used to the hand-holding and the obvious WE ARE A COUPLE AND WE AREN’T HIDING vibe between the two of them? Is it like basic science? When you learn about electrons? Electrons have a negative charge. Full Story

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Hugh Jackman in Chappie review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 13, 2015 18:11:44 March 13, 2015 18:11:44
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With his latest movie Chappie, South African director Neill Blomkamp officially enters The Wachowski Zone: His debut feature film was an impressive feat, and everything that has followed it is a flop mess. Chappie isn’t completely terrible—it’s not as off the rails as, say, Jupiter Ascending Full Story

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Posh hard makeup

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 17:23:58 March 13, 2015 17:23:58
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You know what I just said about the McQueen spirit? According to fashion lore, Lee McQueen didn’t want Victoria Beckham at his presentation in 2001 and called her “stupid”. Here’s Posh at the 2001 MOBO Awards:  Full Story

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FKA twigs’s Savage Beauty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 16:50:52 March 13, 2015 16:50:52
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Mark Robert Milan/ Mike Marsland/ Anthony Harvey/ David M. Benett/ Fred Duval/ Getty Images

I tried to go to the Alexander McQueen Savage Beauty exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art a few years ago. It was a summer. A really hot day. I was in New York for a junket, and after working the previous night and the next morning, and not really eating that much, and being on my period, I decided I’d walk in the heat to the museum on my own and see the pieces. Full Story

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Rihanna’s pink morning

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2015 16:19:54 March 13, 2015 16:19:54
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Rihanna doesn’t do a lot of interviews. She’s done some major interviews, sure. But you know she’s selective. And you know we don’t actually hear her speak at length very often. She’s promoting an animated film called Home though. So there are some press commitments. One of those was showing up on Good Morning America today with co-stars Steve Martin and Jim Parsons. Full Story

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The Witherspoon Inn

Maria Posted by Maria at March 13, 2015 15:52:11 March 13, 2015 15:52:11
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Reese and her husband Jim Toth are reportedly looking at properties in Nashville, and it’s not for the usual house/ranch/celebrity compound, but rather, a hotel. Hotel Witherspoon. Toth House? Either works, and as you can tell I’m super into this idea. Usually I’m the first to bitch when a celebrity takes a second (or third or fourth) job just because they can, but I do think travel is a specific area that one can only be an expert in when they’ve taken an awful red eye and stayed in some 4-stars that are really 2-stars. Full Story

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