Rihanna is the best part of Home

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2015 16:46:39 April 2, 2015 16:46:39
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It’s impossible to get upset at a movie like Home, one aimed squarely at small children, so despite the fact that it’s boring and obnoxious in turns and is thoroughly second-rate, the tots in the audience—and I mean the little ones around 5-7 years—will probably be amused by the bright colors and chirpy sounds it makes. Full Story

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Vin Diesel Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2015 16:13:42 April 2, 2015 16:13:42
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Yesterday wasn’t just April Fool’s Day. It was also the day Vin Diesel’s hand and footprints were immortalised at the Chinese theatre, followed by the premiere of Furious 7. He’s the man! I don’t like this phrase. It’s so corny. Like you’re supposed to be delivering it with a goofy thumbs up. Full Story

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Jeremy Renner’s divorce drama is over

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 2, 2015 15:07:06 April 2, 2015 15:07:06
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The last we heard in Jeremy Renner’s ongoing and super messy divorce drama, he and estranged wife Sonni Pacheco were hurling insults and accusing each other of being unfit parents. She said, he said, well now the court has said. Yesterday Renner and Pacheco’s custody case was settled and Renner got his way on all points—no spousal support, joint custody, and the $13K/month in child support originally offered. Full Story

Ryan’s April Fool’s lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2015 14:24:03 April 2, 2015 14:24:03
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Ryan Gosling stepped out in LA to meet some friends for lunch yesterday. In that outfit, with the facial hair, he looks like he’s been in a dark room for days. Is that a euphemism for dealing with an infant? Ryan’s directorial debut, Lost River, opens in a few days on April 10. It’s the only thing he tweets Full Story

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January Jones & Will Forte are dating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2015 13:58:06 April 2, 2015 13:58:06
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US Weekly reported it yesterday. And then PEOPLE confirmed it too. Apparently it’s only been a couple of months. But still… January used to deal with Jason Sudeikis. Like, not just “rumoured to be hooking up” but officially together. Full Story

April 2, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2015 13:49:13 April 2, 2015 13:49:13

Allison! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Meredith who requested Kyle Chandler and Taylor Kitsch. Done. Have a great birthday weekend! "Gina, Happy Birthday, girlfriend!  In memory of our fabulous girly weekend together in New York City, enjoy these pics of Jon Hamm/Don Draper and Hugh Jackman!" - Natalie “Happy Birthday Michelle. Full Story

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Dear Gossips,

So about Going Clear which aired on HBO on Sunday… Haven’t written about it because I haven’t seen it. And I haven’t seen it because it didn’t air in Canada. Canadian distributors have decided instead to give the film a proper theatrical run starting on May 8th.  Read Full Intro

Pain & Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2015 20:29:43 April 1, 2015 20:29:43
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Elysia just sent this over to me. Perfect way to end April Fool’s Day. But let’s get serious first, for real, no fooling. T-Pain is back. Without auto-tune. He tells Vulture that he struggled with depression for a while because of the criticism he received when the auto-tune movement began. Full Story

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Smutty Social Media, Wednesday April 1, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at April 1, 2015 19:42:05 April 1, 2015 19:42:05
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Michelle Williams in Valentino for Elle UK and it is stunning. I love love love the almost-white blonde shade of her hair. And how she can wear something so delicate and look like a grown-up. She’s youthful and feminine and serious and mysterious – this is muse territory. Do you know how many actresses kill themselves to try and create this kind of aura and don’t even get close?     #MichelleWilliams in #springsummer15 for @elleuk Full Story

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Trevor Noah’s bad jokes

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 1, 2015 18:58:49 April 1, 2015 18:58:49

On Monday, South African comedian Trevor Noah was appointed as the heir apparent to Jon Stewart as anchor of The Daily Show. On Tuesday, The Internet discovered that Noah has, over the course of his six years on Twitter, written some bad jokes. Here’s a sample:   Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn't go down easy, just like jewish chicks. Full Story