Smutty Social Media, Monday July 27, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at July 27, 2015 19:00:43 July 27, 2015 19:00:43

This must be the most famous voicemail of all time, right? It’s so quotable. “Rude, thoughtless little pig” is instantly recognizable, it’s the “Show me the money” of voicemails. But it is nice to see Ireland finding the humour in it – it’s never the things that we think will f-ck kids up that actually f-ck them up, you know? And maybe, as an adult, she sees that whoever released it was playing a demented game of emotional chicken. Full Story

Ezra Miller and Michael Angarano in The Stanford Prison Experiment

Sarah Posted by Sarah at July 27, 2015 18:11:02 July 27, 2015 18:11:02
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Andrew H. Walker/ Gary Gershoff/ Getty Images

Based on the notorious 1971 study in which a group of Stanford students pretending to be prisoners and prison guards descended into psychological abuse and brutality after barely a day, The Stanford Prison Experiment is an impressive but maybe too literal reconstruction of those events. Dr. Philip Zimbardo randomly divided twenty-four students into prisoners and guards, then left the guards in charge, with the guards, working in shifts of three, running herd on nine prisoners. Full Story

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JLO’s birthday dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2015 17:34:24 July 27, 2015 17:34:24
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Wenn, @PapCultureNYC/ Splash News

I posted earlier about Mimi’s party in Vegas on Saturday. It was held at 1OAK. Over at 1OAK in the Hamptons, on the same night, JLO was celebrating her 46th birthday. And showing you what 46 looks like on her. Which is… That f-cking body. I mean, it’s what she wants us to be looking at it, isn’t it?  For me though, as much as the focus is on the prime parts of her body, I like the illusion of the cap sleeve that’s been created here. Full Story

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Ben & Jen’s family weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2015 17:00:34 July 27, 2015 17:00:34
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FameFlynet, Splash News

Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton took the heat off Ben Affleck last week. Now that Miranda and Blake are trying to make it all go away by tweeting at each other like everything’s all good, let’s check back in with Ben and Jen. This weekend they were in Atlanta, wearing their wedding rings, and spending time with the kids at the same time. Full Story

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The Truth About Masters & Johnson

Duana Posted by Duana at July 27, 2015 15:03:58 July 27, 2015 15:03:58
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Masters of Sex Season 3 Episode 3 recap How to watch this episode: Roll your eyes at the ‘baby interruptus’, and wonder if you’re watching Up All Night. Recognize the woman Libby’s talking to in the kitchen. Rewind three times until you confirm that yes, in fact, that is Susan May Pratt, otherwise known as Maureen from Center Stage, otherwise known as “I’m the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy. Full Story

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Mimi’s new heart and big head

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2015 14:12:00 July 27, 2015 14:12:00
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WENN

Mimi hosted a party in Vegas this weekend. As you know, so far it’s been a great summer for our most beloved. There’s a new man in her life. And he’s a billionaire. James Packer. He was at one of her shows last week. During one of the songs, she spoke to him directly from the stage, thanking him for giving her “a new heart”. Full Story

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Olivia & Aaron are still together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2015 13:57:10 July 27, 2015 13:57:10
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I was hoping to see Olivia Munn at the ESPYs with Aaron Rodgers a couple of weeks ago. He came alone. And she showed up on the cover of Entertainment Weekly instead – click here for a refresher. Sarah wondered in that post if this would finally be Olivia Munn’s moment. Full Story

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