Ethan Hawke: Globes buzzkill

January 12, 2015 08:19:50 Posted at January 12, 2015 08:19:50
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Safe to say now that Boyhood is the clear Best Picture frontrunner for the Oscars now, right? The Globes don’t necessarily accurately predict Oscars. But they certainly can influence Academy members to pay more attention to the films and actors that they honour. So Ethan Hawke is most definitely going to the Oscars. Full Story

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Oprah Winfrey: Globes Godmother

January 12, 2015 08:09:41 Posted at January 12, 2015 08:09:41
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Oprah looked great and glam, like she always looks great and glam. I appreciate fully that she is at the point now, not unlike Meryl, where she’s like ‘you know what, I’m not messing with my look anymore. We do what works’. I do wish, though, that we’d been able to look at someone else. Full Story

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Maggie & Jake Gyllenhaal: the Globe siblings

January 12, 2015 07:54:49 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:54:49
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How many times did Maggie Gyllenhaal refer to “my brother” when she was up there accepting her Golden Globe? A lot. That made me wonder… What does it take to pass the Maggie Gyllenhaal Test? If you want to be with Jakey, you have to pass the Maggie Test. Who, then, failed the Maggie Test? Did Reese Witherspoon? No drama there. Full Story

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Ruth Wilson’s Globes tone

January 12, 2015 07:42:25 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:42:25
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There’s a sentiment out there that The Affair is not serious, or something. Or that maybe because people are being horrible to each other that it’s not worth watching? I’m not sure exactly what it is that people want from it. I was so pleased to see something so resolutely family-based winning awards. Full Story

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Emily Blunt: Globes Best Braid Crown

January 12, 2015 07:29:27 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:29:27
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There were a few braid crowns last night at the Globes. Joanne Froggatt, who won for Downton Abbey, was probably the worst. Emily Blunt probably did it the best. But that’s also helped by her highlights. If the hair is just dark, it’s almost not worth it. You can never see it. As for her dress, she’s wearing Michael Kors. Full Story

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Viola Davis: Globes Most Gracious

January 12, 2015 07:15:23 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:15:23
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It was Retta who caught it. Isn’t it always Retta who catches everything?  So Viola Davis is wrapping up an interview with NBC and looking gorgeous, and so much looser and less uptight than Annalise Keating. So she’s talking with Natalie Morales who says “Okay thank you so much Shond- Thank you so much, Viola Davis”. Full Story

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Felicity Jones: Globes Too Safe

January 12, 2015 07:03:11 Posted at January 12, 2015 07:03:11
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She’s been SOOOOOOOOOOO safe this entire award season campaign. Too safe. Maybe after Thursday, when the Oscar nominations have been announced, we’ll see a little more personality to her fashion choices. Because last night wasn’t memorable. It wasn’t totally sh-tty, but it was… Nothing. Full Story

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Globes Most Absent

January 12, 2015 06:56:26 Posted at January 12, 2015 06:56:26
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Did it feel weird to you? Here’s JLD, as glamorous as she ever is in a lovely white one shoulder. As Lainey says, she never really f*cks it up. So – were you surprised that you didn’t see more of her? Like yeah, nominated as per usual, and often she’s part of things. Of a bit, of a joke, of a callback. Full Story

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Kevin Hart & Enniko Parrish: Best Globes Substitute for Brange

January 12, 2015 06:50:13 Posted at January 12, 2015 06:50:13
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Did you see Kevin Hart’s interview with Ryan Seacrest? He could not stop rubbing his fiancee’s ass. When the hand and the ass are so connected like that, it’s the only thing you pay attention to. This is how Brad Pitt used to behave with the Jolie. That was part of the porn. Now she directs movies and can’t have her ass fondled anymore. Full Story

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The Golden Globes Farewell: Tina Fey & Amy Poehler

January 12, 2015 06:42:07 Posted at January 12, 2015 06:42:07
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Well yeah. Of course there wasn’t enough of them, either of them. And of course, Tina Fey’s first dress made me want to dig through their castoff pile to see what she should have worn instead, although I liked Amy in Clinton Blue on the red carpet. (Lainey: I did not.) The thing with these two is they knew they were out after this year, so they had to accomplish specific things. Full Story

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The Sweatiest Golden Globes ever

January 12, 2015 06:29:26 Posted at January 12, 2015 06:29:26
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That’s what a lot of you were tweeting at me last night. That everyone was super shiny and too tanned. Evidently LA was really muggy on Sunday. And the Beverly Hilton needs a stronger air conditioner. You know what else the Globes needs? How about Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda hosting? How about a bit with Lily and Jane and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler? I wished for it during the show. Full Story

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