Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Have you read Adele’s TIME cover story yet? Adele, as always, is candid and warm. And decidedly UNprecious. The woman has sold almost 6 million copies of 25 in just four weeks – which is f-cking bananas – and she remains totally UNprecious.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 21:05:13 December 22, 2015 21:05:13

Seriously, if I was there, I would never, ever complain about this and only pray that it continued, forever (Dlisted)

Taylor Swift’s New Year’s Eve news (Just Jared)

What Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are doing for the holidays (Cele|bitchy)

I really, really love Maya Rudolph (TooFab)

Does John Stamos have a new girlfriend? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Justin Bieber went to the mall and smiled for Fashion Santa (Pop Sugar)

This is a busy bikini (Popoholic)

I know. You can’t believe this relationship isn’t working out. (TMZ)

“What the f-ck did I just watch?” is a good question for what happened here (Pajiba)

Best of 2015: Jidenna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 20:32:12 December 22, 2015 20:32:12
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Classic Man is one of my favourite songs of the year, and definitely one of my favourite videos of the year. And it’s too bad Justin Bieber overkilled the word “swag” because Classic Man is pure swag. Classic Man reminds us all how uncool we are…without bitterness. Jidenna certainly made a statement this year. Full Story

Smutty Social Media, December 22, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at December 22, 2015 20:08:10 December 22, 2015 20:08:10

Jimmy Fallon had an eventful year. THR posted a story on the top 10 shows on social media in the news/variety category, and no surprise, The Tonight Show came first. The bits are perfectly suited to sharing the next day (because who watches nighttime TV at night anymore?). Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence’s hookups and a “hard no”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 19:52:47 December 22, 2015 19:52:47

When the first Hunger Games movie was in production there were all kinds of rumours that it was like camp on set for the actors. People in and out of each other’s trailers, not unlike how it was in the early days of 90210. No one knows for sure which combinations but now Jennifer Lawrence has confirmed that she and Liam Hemsworth definitely hooked up. Full Story

Cumberbatch Christmas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 19:25:45 December 22, 2015 19:25:45
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Normally when I post about Benedict Cumberbatch, I take great pleasure in choosing the most unattractive photos, because I know Sarah really likes looking at them. You know what though? It’s Christmas. And it’s time to be charitable. And Cumberbatch appreciators like Sarah, who are not f-cked up and insane, have endured enough, what with the CumHards running amok on the internet with their crazy theories. Full Story

Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 22, 2015 18:26:53 December 22, 2015 18:26:53
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Usually we title these reviews with the name of a star in the film, but when it comes to Quentin Tarantino, he is the star of his films. Tarantino is a real auteur, the kind of filmmaker whose authorial stamp is so strong it overrides everything else about his films. For a long time, Tarantino was a filmmaker I enjoyed more academically than actually liked, but his recent run of historical revisionist films has really worked on me, and The Hateful Eight is the best one of the set. Full Story

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Worst of 2015: Jeremy Renner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 17:18:24 December 22, 2015 17:18:24
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Hindsight is a beautiful thing. What happened at the very beginning of 2015 actually told us everything we needed to know about Jeremy Renner for the entire year. Let’s look all the way back to January 2015. You remember this moment, don’t you? I had several video options to choose from. Full Story

Gwen & Blake’s Christmas kisses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 17:03:33 December 22, 2015 17:03:33

I guess they’re overcome by the Christmas spirit. Before we get to that though… Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are about to spend their first Christmas together. In the last few days, we’ve learned that her kids supposedly “adore Full Story

Bridget Jones’s baby drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 15:22:11 December 22, 2015 15:22:11

The cast of Bridget Jones’s Baby covers the new issue of Entertainment Weekly with more details about the upcoming movie. Specifically this: In Bridget Jones’s Baby (out Sept. 16, 2016), Zellweger’s alter-ego is now 43, still single, and in a bit of a pickle: she’s pregnant and is not sure who’s the father. Full Story

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Preserve Poe Dameron for his magnificent hair

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 22, 2015 14:56:33 December 22, 2015 14:56:33

Some Spoilers If You Still Haven’t Seen Star Wars For Some Reason Many of you have Freebie Fived Oscar Isaac. (Lainey: Step OFF. I saw him first!) While I have not, he has become one of the most interesting actors to watch—did you see Show Me a Hero? He’s TREMENDOUS—and I have also developed an appreciation for his magnificent head of hair. Full Story