Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I read a headline this morning about Cary Fukunaga. He was supposed to direct the film adaptation of Stephen King’s It but has now dropped out over creative differences. Click here for more details. You remember Cary took over the Emmy Awards last year when he won for directing True Detective and everyone lost their minds because they saw his face.

So then I did an image search and it turns out I missed him at the MET Gala. With shorter hair. Two weeks before that he was at the Tribeca Film Festival though and the bun was intact. I think I might prefer the bun.

Welcome back from Memorial Day weekend to those of you in America. It was a full blog here yesterday so if you’re easing back into it, please scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Bieber like Lutz?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 20:36:59 May 26, 2015 20:36:59

Smutty Social Media, Tuesday May 26, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at May 26, 2015 20:20:59 May 26, 2015 20:20:59
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Mindy Kaling and B.J. Novak are not writing a tell-all – but it will tell some, right? Thanks for asking about the book @bjnovak & I are working on! It's not a tell-all, sadly. I can say it's going to be really funny and cool.. — Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 26, 2015 Full Story

Australia REALLY hates Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 19:59:01 May 26, 2015 19:59:01
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard left Australia yesterday – click here to see shots of them trying to avoid paps in their car on the way to their private jet. Earlier in the day, the Australian senate held a meeting to decide whether or not he would be charged for violating the quarantine when they snuck their dogs into the country a few weeks ago. Full Story

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The ring is real…but they’re not engaged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 19:38:37 May 26, 2015 19:38:37
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Last month, Nicki Minaj and Meek Mill were exchanging messages on Instagram and posting pictures of a giant heart shaped ring suggesting that they’re engaged. Apparently they’re not engaged. The ring is legit. But it doesn’t mean marriage. Meek gave an interview to The Fader, with Nicki present during most of it, and clarified the situation: "(The ring is) definitely real. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 19:19:51 May 26, 2015 19:19:51

If you need it today, there is kindness in the world (Dlisted

Ciara for Roberto Cavalli (Just Jared

Kristen Stewart and Alicia Cargile get handsy on Memorial Day (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift’s potential new material (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Without those ears on her head, how similar are her stage costumes to Taylor Swift’s? (Hollywood Tuna

Selena Gomez’s falling-apart jeans (Popoholic

Did not love this jumpsuit on Marion Cotillard (Go Fug Yourself

Amy Schumer made an unwatchable show almost watchable (Jezebel

You think Zac Efron’s brother still stands by these words? (College Candy

Rachel at the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 17:30:09 May 26, 2015 17:30:09
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There was a screening for Southpaw in Cannes on Friday. And some reported that Rachel McAdams was there alongside Jake Gyllenhaal. But on Saturday she was in Muskoka, 2 or so hours outside of Toronto, for her sister Kayleen’s wedding. Pretty sure, given how close she is to her family, that she wouldn’t have risked missing it to rush to France and come back on a tight turnaround. Full Story

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World War Z determined to break my heart even more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 26, 2015 16:45:20 May 26, 2015 16:45:20
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World War Z is one of my favorite books. It’s brilliant, not just as a piece of genre fiction but as socio-political satire. The movie version starring Brad Pitt which was released in 2013 is an abomination and no recent movie has broken my heart the way that World War Z did. Brad Pitt could film himself farting in a jar Full Story

Rihanna’s 4 minutes for Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 16:12:00 May 26, 2015 16:12:00
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Rihanna’s full length short film (the pretentious way of pretending it’s not a commercial) for Dior is now online. Am I a stupid c-nt for being underwhelmed? Not that I’ll ever complain about watching Rihanna. I just feel like they’ve reduced Rihanna to 50% here. She seems restrained. Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris on Memorial Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2015 15:52:37 May 26, 2015 15:52:37
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At this point, Joel Silver’s annual Memorial Day party has become like Vanity Fair’s post-Oscar bash. It’s an appointment for the paparazzi. Everyone knows about it. So if you decide to go, you understand that you’ll be photographed. Which, I guess, is why Gwyneth Paltrow had to be all extra about covering herself up when she got there. Full Story

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