Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day on Thursday? The Chinese Squawking Chicken gave me a list love matches and mismatches that I’ll post later this week. Speaking of the Squawking Chicken… I wrote a book called Listen To The Squawking Chicken that was released last year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Idris & Gidget, Meryl, Tom, & George, Helen & Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 21:06:46 March 3, 2015 21:06:46
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Eagle Eyes/ Splash, Paul Zimmerman/ Neilson Barnard/ Kevin Mazur/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty Images

Idris Elba is shooting a new series of Luther. IDRIS ELBA IS SHOOTING A NEW SERIES OF LUTHER!!! At least that’s what the paps are saying. Oh, and guess what? Gidget is in it! That’s Rose Leslie, from Game Of Thrones. Because I can never say her character’s name. Idris & Gidget! Over in New York last night, some major stars showed up for the SeriousFun Children’s network: Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Danny DeVito, all smiles, friendly and fun with each other, but no Amal. Full Story

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Margot Robbie shines in Focus

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2015 20:17:56 March 3, 2015 20:17:56
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Will Smith’s career over the last few years has been kind of a sh*t show. In between foisting his offspring on an unsuspecting public he’s starred in a series of bad movies (Men in Black III, After Earth, Winter’s Tale), and he lost some public goodwill along the way—as evidenced by his diminishing box office returns Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 19:55:15 March 3, 2015 19:55:15

I would have paid as much for this show as I would to see Britney Spears lip-synch and half-dance (Dlisted

Natalie Dormer is so sexy in this video (Just Jared

The font for ORGASMS is bigger than Hilary Duff’s name (The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch is on his honeymoon (Cele|bitchy

Come on. Taylor Swift really does a LOT for her fans (Too Fab

Love this Selena Gomez Adidas gear (Hollywood Tuna

Will Smith’s updated prom photo (Towleroad

Princess Catherine in Erdem (Pop Sugar

Great jacket and glasses on Gwen Stefani (Popoholic

This f-cking fringe on Lea Michele (Go Fug Yourself
 

Kelly Clarkson is your favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 19:09:48 March 3, 2015 19:09:48
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No, really, isn’t she? She’s my favourite. I can’t be neutral on Kelly Clarkson. All I can do is go positive, ultra-positive, all the time. Because she’s SO lovely, SO nice, SO fun. And it’s real. You can tell when it’s not real. On our talk show here in Canada, The Social Full Story

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Carrie Underwood’s Son, Isaiah Michael.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2015 18:21:59 March 3, 2015 18:21:59

Don’t you get the impression that Isaiah Michael Fisher is going to be called “Isaiah Michael Fisher” all the time? Like all three names, as an official label, like ‘William of Windsor’? Carrie Underwood has named her baby Isaiah Michael, and I cannot actually find a problem with it. Full Story

The baby’s name is Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 17:52:41 March 3, 2015 17:52:41
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Ryan Reynolds on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I’m not totally sure what he’s promoting. But he’s a great talk show guest. Good energy, quippy, fun, and he’s hilarious during Egg Roulette, which might be the best game Fallon has on his list. And it’s already a really strong list. Full Story

The Perfect Couple of Perfection: one month later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 17:16:02 March 3, 2015 17:16:02
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Pacific Coast News

It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary. What can I say here? There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are… Except, wait, maybe… Maybe the way he wears his pants. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper in Serena review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2015 16:46:48 March 3, 2015 16:46:48
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The question, when watching Serena, is “Where did this go wrong?” Shot in 2012, it re-teamed proven screen couple Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence for an adaptation of Ron Rash’s novel directed by Susanne Bier, an award-winning Danish filmmaker. There’s a lot of talent on both sides of the camera in Serena, so why did it sit on the shelves for three years before getting a hasty, barely-there release? Answer: “Because it’s a mess featuring bad performances. Full Story

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The parent at the party with strangers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 16:18:59 March 3, 2015 16:18:59

I’m trying to bank some goodwill with you so here’s the second blind in two days. You’ll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasn’t slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties. I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesn’t become a problem. Full Story

Salma Hayek in Everly review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2015 16:14:14 March 3, 2015 16:14:14
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I didn’t have particularly high hopes for Everly, because I’ve seen director Joe Lynch’s other feature film, Knights of Badassdom, and it’s a mess. I thought at best, Everly would be a B-movie Kill Bill knock-off, at worst it would be forgettable junk, like The Purge. But then Everly did the nearly impossible and surpassed even my worst expectations. Full Story

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