July 20, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2015 13:03:14 July 20, 2015 13:03:14

Carolina! Happy Birthday with love from Paula. And congratulations on your upcoming wedding! Looking forward to seeing you soon at The Social. By request, here’s Jamie Dornan.  Full Story

Friday, July 17, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Last Friday we ended the day with old crusty ass Prince Philip who barked at a photographer, “Just take the f-cking picture” while posing at an event. Click here  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 19:56:02 July 17, 2015 19:56:02

F-ck. YES. (Dlisted

Blair Waldorf is very pregnant (Just Jared

This is a really great nickname, even though it’s bullsh-t. Because the real nickname, for sure, is much more cussy (Cele|bitchy

The Beckham boys at the Kids Choice Sports Awards (Pop Sugar

This Amy Schumer anecdote is hilarious (TooFab

Minka Kelly doesn’t want you to think she had sex with Sean Penn (The Superficial

This dress is really, really low budget looking (Hollywood Tuna

Oh I like this dress. But I still don’t forgive the wearer (Go Fug Yourself)

I actually thought what Lee Daniel’s did after the Emmy nominations was funny and not bitchy… OK maybe a little bitchy, but, um, isn’t that what we want? (Pajiba
 

Jakey in an apron

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 19:48:28 July 17, 2015 19:48:28
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Gustavo Caballero/ Getty Images

Really cute shots of Jake Gyllenhaal during a cooking segment on Despierta America today in Miami. I’m ignorant in the kitchen, so I won’t even pretend to know what he has his hands into. Dough? Whatever it takes to hustle a movie. Whatever it takes to hustle this particular movie, a Harvey Weinstein movie, where the focus is right now, especially as Jake’s performance has nomination potential. Full Story

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Alexa & Alexander in NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 19:33:16 July 17, 2015 19:33:16
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Jose Perez/ Splash News

Both Alexa Chung and Alexander Skarsgard were photographed in New York yesterday. She was promoting a clothing line in a cute denim romper with tricked out booties and he was walking around in a white t-shirt, trying to go unnoticed. Alex been on a break for a while, ever since wrapping on Tarzan. Full Story

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Rachel kissing Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 17:13:03 July 17, 2015 17:13:03

Can’t remember the last time I wrote about either of them. Was just talking about Hayden Christensen the other day. It’s been a long time. And that’s probably smart. Like a reset. Go away for a while – he could afford it with the Star Wars money – and let people forget. Full Story

Friday Hunnam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 15:24:53 July 17, 2015 15:24:53
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GSI

It’s Friday. And normally on Fridays Guy Ritchie posts a photo of Charlie Hunnam on Instagram to make our weekend but he’s wrapped on Knights Of The Round Table so that probably won’t be happening so much anymore. Happily though, Charlie delivered for us instead. He went to a hookah bar in London last night with some friends. Full Story

Lance Armstrong rides again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 14:46:12 July 17, 2015 14:46:12
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Pierre Teyssot/ Splash News

The Tour de France. Today Lance Armstrong participated in a charity race to raise money for leukemia research. As you can imagine, even though he was invited to ride by organiser Geoff Thomas, he’s being criticised for not respecting the Tour given, well, you don’t need me to explain that. Full Story

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Leonardo DiCaprio is The Revenant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2015 14:03:43 July 17, 2015 14:03:43

First trailer for Alejandro G Inarritu’s The Revenant has just been released. Inarritu is the current Oscar Best Director. And this is the film for which Leo had to grow that skanky beard - that he insists on keeping. Here’s what the trailer is telling me: Leo and Tom Hardy are on a hunting team. Full Story