Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 18:35:14 May 25, 2015 18:35:14

A bad boob job really is the source of many problems (Dlisted

Alison Pill is married! (Just Jared

Michael B Jordan will take the hate (Cele|bitchy

Celebrities on the beach (TooFab

Isn’t a US holiday without a US bikini (The Superficial

The model walk in Monaco (Hollywood Tuna

Beyonce and Jay Z in Florence (Pop Sugar

Is Cameron Diaz getting marriage advice from Drew Barrymore? (OK!

Alicia & Michael in Monaco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 17:06:35 May 25, 2015 17:06:35
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Macbeth was screened at Cannes to very strong reviews for everything – the performances, the cinematography, the pace of the story… And for a minute there it looked like it might contend for the Palme d’Or. Instead, it ended up being Jacques Audiard’s Dheepan. That doesn’t mean it won’t be a player at the Oscars though. Full Story

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Mimi reclined

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 16:02:56 May 25, 2015 16:02:56
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There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids about what life was like at her side. Full Story

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Chris Pratt’s pre-apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 15:29:06 May 25, 2015 15:29:06
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Chris Pratt is about to start heavy press for Jurassic World. So he posted a pre-apology on Facebook in the event that he f-cks up during an interview. It’s wonderful. He is wonderful. Let’s read it together first:   (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse meets his niece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 15:15:55 May 25, 2015 15:15:55
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Multiple outlets are reporting that Prince Harry went to visit the Cambridges this weekend to meet his niece, Charlotte. Great. More importantly, he played polo on Sunday. Ginger and green is a great combination. As is Hot Harry and a horse. And the white pants. Also, Harry’s competition face. Full Story

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Yellow is not her best colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 14:44:33 May 25, 2015 14:44:33
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Sarah reviewed Tomorrowland in the previous post – click here for a refresher. And while the movie topped the box office for Memorial Day weekend, the actual number isn’t great. The number will need to grow overseas in order for it not to be considered a loss. Full Story

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The Rihanna brush-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 13:50:34 May 25, 2015 13:50:34
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Rihanna was the musical guest for the season finale of Saturday Night Live last week. SNL cast member Sasheer Zamata, who’s parodied RiRi before, livechatted this weekend about meeting her: "We had had a good night after the dress rehearsal, and she turned around and saw me and she was like 'Hey!' and she gave me a hug. Full Story

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Puppies solve problems

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 13:21:41 May 25, 2015 13:21:41

There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, for Martha, it wasn’t all that much money, especially not for her. Full Story

Game of Thrones 5.7: “We go forward, only forward”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 25, 2015 13:05:54 May 25, 2015 13:05:54

Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 7 recap Last week Sansa suffered marital rape and it set off a big controversy, as rape scenes on this show always do. A lot of that is because in the past this show has not done well by these storylines, too often reducing rape to a plot point, or worse, mere background action. Full Story

May 25, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2015 12:52:50 May 25, 2015 12:52:50
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This is for Jacqui who loved gossip and Michael Buble. Meeting him was one of the highlights of her life. Click here to read one of her final blog posts, “Life Is Not Too Short”. For her last shout-out then, here are some shots of Michael Buble out in Madrid a few weeks ago. Full Story