Preserve Poe Dameron for his magnificent hair

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 22, 2015 14:56:33 December 22, 2015 14:56:33

Some Spoilers If You Still Haven’t Seen Star Wars For Some Reason Many of you have Freebie Fived Oscar Isaac. (Lainey: Step OFF. I saw him first!) While I have not, he has become one of the most interesting actors to watch—did you see Show Me a Hero? He’s TREMENDOUS—and I have also developed an appreciation for his magnificent head of hair. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t like Chinese food?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 14:42:17 December 22, 2015 14:42:17

New interview with Jennifer Aniston on Goop. Disappointingly it’s not an interview between Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston for Goop. This is a straight up advertising opportunity, smartwater branded. Which is why there’s a question here about “tips for staying hydrated”. Full Story

December 22, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2015 14:32:30 December 22, 2015 14:32:30

For Amy from Elizabeth and the people who appreciate your hard work and dedication saving lives, literally saving lives, in Calgary. Attached for you by request – a few shots from The Wire.   Full Story

Monday, December 21, 2015

Dear Gossips,

I think I’ve been kicked out of the Lambily. Because I missed Mimi’s Christmas Melody, the TV movie she directed. Forgot to set the PVR! That’s my project for the week – to find it, watch it, and enjoy every moment.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2015 21:05:51 December 21, 2015 21:05:51

OMG what have you done? (Dlisted)

I really like Gisele Bundchen’s fashion neck brace (Just Jared)

Princess Catherine’s “kitschy” Christmas styles (Cele|bitchy)

I need a better look at Blake Shelton’s sweater (TooFab)

Celebrity winter weddings (Pop Sugar)

Naturally heart-shaped ass? (The Superficial)

Keanu Reeves did it better, and by better I mean worse (Hollywood Tuna)

Mostly I’m offended by the choker (Go Fug Yourself)

I Can’t… listen to this over Christmas, or any other time of year (Gossip Girl)

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler in Sisters

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 21, 2015 19:13:12 December 21, 2015 19:13:12
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No one expected much from Sisters, as it opened against Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but it managed to not entirely face-plant by taking in $13.4 million over the weekend. Even though it opened #3 behind Star Wars and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip, making it into double digits is a win. It did better than recent bromantic comedy The Night Before, which is a little baffling because The Night Before is a WAY better Full Story

Jasmine does not go with Simone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2015 17:45:32 December 21, 2015 17:45:32

Duana and I are working together today, like old school, at a coffee shop, our laptops side-by-side, trying to focus but also, obviously, getting distracted, often. By JK Rowling defending the decision to cast a black Hermione and all the f-ckers trying to tell her it’s wrong. By Broad City and Black-ish. Full Story

Tom Hardy is an asshole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2015 17:12:00 December 21, 2015 17:12:00

The Revenant junket happened the other day. Tom Hardy was available for interviews. But, actually, not really. Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny was supposed to interview Tom and was f-cked over. Normally when that happens, we’re too afraid to talk sh-t about the celebrity because we don’t want to be blacklisted by the studios for upcoming opportunities. Full Story

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Star Wars obliterated the box office

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2015 16:44:38 December 21, 2015 16:44:38

Which was not really unexpected. I think we all knew this was going to be an all-time big movie, but it didn’t just break the opening weekend box office records, it DESTROYED them. When Jurassic World took down The Avengers 2012 opening weekend record of $207.4 million, it did so by a statistically negligible margin of $1. Full Story