Serenity’s having twins

October 7, 2014 15:37:45 Posted at October 7, 2014 15:37:45
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According to US Weekly Monaco’s Princess Charlene of Serenity is expecting twins. Double Grimaldi! You know what I hear a lot when it comes to twins? I’m no expert at this sh-t but my inbox always fills up with people insisting that in certain cases, there was help. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence covers Vanity Fair

October 7, 2014 14:54:19 Posted at October 7, 2014 14:54:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sh-t I just realised. It’s mid-October already. Which means Mockingjay Part 1 comes out in just over a month. So we should be getting a lot of Jennifer Lawrence on press tour, starting with the cover of Vanity Fair. It’s the first time she’s been interviewed extensively since the nude photo hack. Full Story

Jake & Naomi, Jake & Lucy

October 7, 2014 14:37:36 Posted at October 7, 2014 14:37:36
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But no Jake & Rachel…at least not yet. A thoughtful Jake Gyllenhaal was working on Demolition at Coney Island yesterday shooting some scenes on his own before frolicking on the beach with co-star Naomi Watts. God he is handsome. And even though I know f-ck all about superheroes, I agree with Sarah’s wish-list for Dr Strange now that Joaquin Phoenix has dropped out. Full Story

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Understanding Jen understanding Ben

October 7, 2014 13:50:46 Posted at October 7, 2014 13:50:46
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Vulture posted some Gossip Nostalgia yesterday that pretty much explains everything about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. It’s a video from 2003 featuring Kevin Smith and the cast of Daredevil. If you have time, you should watch the whole thing and – I think – you’ll find yourself relating to Colin Farrell who does probably the least amount of talking (because Ben is ALWAYS talking and if it’s not Ben it’s Kevin) and at times looks pained having to listen to these Hollywood narcissists indulge themselves about themselves. Full Story

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October 7, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 7, 2014 13:27:20 Posted at October 7, 2014 13:27:20
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Kristen! Happy Birthday! Tracy wishes you great bottles of wine, happy days in the library, and extremely offensive cards against humanity. Also, Happy 5th Anniversary of Shout-Outs! Here’s Russell Brand to celebrate.  Full Story

Monday, October 6, 2014

Dear Gossips,

So I had that cyst-mole dug out of my lip on Friday. It required three stitches. And my lip keeps getting bigger and bigger. Like there’s a knob coming out of it now. As if to keep it company, my nose expanded too.  Read Full Intro

A hoarse butterfly

October 6, 2014 20:00:51 Posted at October 6, 2014 20:00:51
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Mimi, our Elusive (but omnipresent) Chanteuse, kicked off her tour in Tokyo the other night. Mimi’s been in the news a lot lately because she and Nick Cannon have separated. And she and Jermaine Dupri broke up too. And no one who isn’t a lamb cared about her new album. So it was time for a good headline. Full Story

Come on, Gossip Genie!

October 6, 2014 19:19:21 Posted at October 6, 2014 19:19:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Joanna sent me a link from ONTD this morning - third week of September, a fan posted these photos from the set of Demolition, starring Jake Gyllenhaal. You have to scroll down that link to see the shots in question but Rachel McAdams is in a couple of them even though she’s not in the movie. Full Story

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Great f-cking!

October 6, 2014 18:44:20 Posted at October 6, 2014 18:44:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I found this on Gawker today: BTS of a sex scene between Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson (not a novice when it comes to sex scenes) directed by Joe Carnahan in the film Stretch. I’ve written before about how I’m super into movie sex when it’s done well. Full Story

Nicholas Hoult for Jaguar

October 6, 2014 18:22:09 Posted at October 6, 2014 18:22:09
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I feel like picking a fight today. A reader called Natalie just sent me these videos: Nicholas Hoult’s ads for Jaguar. Or, rather, Nicholas Hoult playing a nerd villain for Jaguar? Despite the fact that he dated Jennifer Lawrence for a few years, Hoult is not a household name. I’m not sure he’s even internet famous. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

October 6, 2014 18:01:34 Posted at October 6, 2014 18:01:34
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What’s the Oprah standard? Well done for simply remembering your lines? (Dlisted

Denise Huxtable made a Denise Huxtable (TooFab

He has a really nice bend to his hair (The Superficial

Demi Moore and Tallulah out for lunch (Just Jared

I don’t know why but I hate this dress (Hollywood Tuna

Tom Hardy goes shopping with his shirt off (Pop Sugar

Time to sell, Kristen Stewart. Let’s see it. (Cele|bitchy

I know he’s hot on paper, but this guy does nothing for me (Socialite Life

Speculation about the Brange’s Oscar plans now include a child (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Let him gooooo. Charlie Hunnam is not Christian Grey (I'm Not Obsessed