Smutty Tingles

October 3, 2014 18:16:23 Posted at October 3, 2014 18:16:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have to go to get my mole cut out so I’ll leave you here with my online friends. Have a great weekend!

Lady Gaga’s horrible new tattoo (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey’s football poetry (The Superficial)

Robert Pattinson at LAX (Just Jared)

Is Charlize Theron still being a dick at the gym? (Cele|bitchy)

A history of Beyonce in bikinis (Pop Sugar)

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio never kissed (Too Fab)

According to STAR, Julia Roberts is getting a divorce (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I feel like I’ve seen this dress on Nina Dobrev many, many times (Hollywood Tuna)

Nick Cannon couldn’t do a “Wino Forever” (Pink Is The New Blog)

Hate the colour of Shailene Woodley’s shoes (Go Fug Yourself)

Trainers & Nuts

October 3, 2014 17:16:16 Posted at October 3, 2014 17:16:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Victoria Beckham wears baseball caps, it reminds me of her classic chav days. Check her out in London yesterday, with David, heading into the car in gym clothes. Trainers, no heels. What kinds of sounds do you think she makes when she takes off her shoes? You should hear what comes out of my mouth when I slip out of mine after 3 hours standing on a red carpet at a premiere. Full Story

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Sienna during award season?

October 3, 2014 17:05:58 Posted at October 3, 2014 17:05:58
Joanna Posted by Joanna
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Get ready to see Sienna Miller on the Oscar red carpet again. No, really. Last time around, it was February 2004. She was on Jude Law's arm as a shining ingenue - gorgeous in an emerald green Matthew Williamson dress she reportedly co-designed Full Story

Ellen Pompeo’s Not An Angry Black Woman

October 3, 2014 16:26:50 Posted at October 3, 2014 16:26:50
Maria Posted by Maria
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Sorry, I know in the age of social media and the 24-hour news cycle, I’m supposed to be over the Shonda Rhimes/NYT article. But I feel like the paper and the writer got off way too easy. One of Shonda’s more rant-y characters (by her own estimation) is Meredith Grey aka Ellen Pompeo, who just announced on Twitter that she’s welcomed a second child. Full Story

"This is my beach bitch!"

October 3, 2014 16:09:48 Posted at October 3, 2014 16:09:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s kind of impossible to hate Dwayne The Rock Johnson, isn’t it? He’s cheesy as f-ck but he knows it. He’s not asking you to take him seriously. He wants you to have fun because he’s having the most fun. How did you resist that? How do you not smile when you see him? You might roll your eyes, sure, but he probably wants you to. Full Story

“The Taliban Is Better Than This”

October 3, 2014 15:57:42 Posted at October 3, 2014 15:57:42
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 4 Episode 2 Okay, so. Nicely done. That’s saying something because I thought an elementary-school shooting premise was going to be far more mawkish. Scandal made it not about that, which is impressive and also somehow made the death of Fitz & Mellie’s son Jerry into something relevant, and not just a ridiculous plot twist. Full Story

She only missed one line

October 3, 2014 15:38:10 Posted at October 3, 2014 15:38:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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London last night. Opening night. Lindsay Lohan in Speed-the-Plow. Reviews have been mixed. Overall the play is a medium. Some reviews were impressed by her performance, others just had no time for it. Here’s the detail they all agree on though: She only missed one line. So that’s the standard now, is it? Sh-t. Full Story

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“You’re Too Old To Be A Twink”

October 3, 2014 15:27:32 Posted at October 3, 2014 15:27:32
Duana Posted by Duana
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HTGAWM Season 1 Episode 2 recap So far, the most unbelievable part of the whole show is that all of this is happening in Keating’s living room, like she doesn’t have the money and resources for an absolutely stunning suite of offices. Second most unbelievable is that a woman as tough as Annalise Keating would ever answer to “Annie”. Full Story

Gwyneth’s night out for mom

October 3, 2014 15:07:54 Posted at October 3, 2014 15:07:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow was in New York last night for opening night of The Country House on Broadway to support her mother, Blythe Danner. Variety called Danner “effortlessly lovely and irresistibly charismatic” in their review of the play. Full Story

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Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher

October 3, 2014 14:14:14 Posted at October 3, 2014 14:14:14
Duana Posted by Duana

What if it’s a fake? Stay with me here. So they called the girl Wyatt Isabelle, as per Ashton Kutcher’s blog, but while there, he also posted a pic of half a dozen babies (and a couple of animals, including one that looks just like my dog Libby), all “Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute”. Full Story

The Amal & George wedding album

October 3, 2014 14:05:03 Posted at October 3, 2014 14:05:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember a week ago today when Amal Alamuddin was wearing that white and black dress and she and George Clooney, together with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, were on the gondola and there was a professional photographer following them around? Click here Full Story