Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2015 21:06:15 July 30, 2015 21:06:15

Totally watching this. On board. (Dlisted

This makes sense: Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are new best friends – check that, Taylor Swift! (Just Jared)

Are Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez next? (Cele|bitchy

Big G at the beach! (Pop Sugar

Julia Roberts divorce rumours (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Wait. A lead singer and a model’s love might not be forever? I feel like we’ve never heard that before (OK!

Miley and her little sister hang out (Popoholic

This face, this attitude. For life. (College Candy

Celebrity summer love (Romance Beat

Luckiest Girl Alive

Maria Posted by Maria at July 30, 2015 20:39:07 July 30, 2015 20:39:07

I first saw Luckiest Girl Alive on Reese Witherspoon’s Instagram feed, and I knew that she was obviously going to buy the book’s film rights – would she be promoting it otherwise? Tracy Flick knows what she’s doing. So when I found myself on a 5-hour flight, I knew that was the book I wanted to read, because Reese’s acquisition skills have been pretty solid: Gone Girl and Wild, so far, with Big Little Lies to come (with Nicole Kidman). Full Story

Brange family business and a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2015 19:51:48 July 30, 2015 19:51:48
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Brad Pitt was papped in London last night. He went to see Bradley Cooper in The Elephant Man. But the main reason he’s there is to attend Guy Ritchie’s wedding. Guy’s getting married today. Other guests include David Beckham and Jason Statham. The Daily Mail is rumouring that George and Amal Clooney and also Gwyneth Paltrow have been invited. Full Story

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Room the movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2015 16:06:14 July 30, 2015 16:06:14
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Have you read Emma Donoghue’s Room? I reviewed the book a few years ago – click here to read that post. I met Emma Donoghue. Heard her speak at an event at my alma mater, Western University. She was asked to talk for 7 minutes about creativity. Full Story

The nanny loves Ben Affleck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2015 15:14:19 July 30, 2015 15:14:19
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US Weekly published an exclusive yesterday about Ben Affleck’s affair with former nanny Christine Ouzounian, scooping PEOPLE Magazine. PEOPLE followed shortly after with a strong denial from Ben Affleck; his rep claimed that they were considering legal options. Sure. But in that same post, PEOPLE goes on to reiterate their earlier report from a couple of weeks ago from a source who claimed that Ben hadn’t been “committed” to the marriage. Full Story

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July 30, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2015 14:49:45 July 30, 2015 14:49:45

Allison! Happy Birthday with love from Michelle! For you by request – Charlie Hunnam and vintage Johnny Depp. Thanks to you I’ve just wasted 15 minutes getting horny on Google looking at photos of CH.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Dear Gossips,

The nanny!

Oh my God, Ben Affleck is so…basic.

The nanny is pretty much the MiniVan Majority’s worst nightmare – it’s either Angelina Jolie or the nanny.

So the poor decision making continues. Ben Affleck cannot help himself. More on this in today’s first post.

Last night I went to the Nicki Minaj concert in Toronto. Was a really, really good show. She’s sexy as f-ck. She’s SO cute. She’s playful. She has enormous stage presence. In person, that star power is undeniable. By the end of it, I was in love with her. And afraid of her. When she tells you she’ll beat your ass, believe it.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey