Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Dear Gossips,

On the Chinese calendar, today is the Start of Spring. Which means that, technically, the Year of the Horse is over and the Year of the Goat/Sheep has begun. Chinese New Year is on February 19. But the astrological year actually kicks off today.  Read Full Intro

Is it because she hates her dress?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 21:40:44 February 4, 2015 21:40:44
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I do. Check out Natalie Portman’s new short film for Miss Dior. “Short film”. They keep trying to rename “commercial”. Just because an acclaimed director (be it Anton Corbijn or Martin Scorsese) shoots it and just because there’s an Oscar winner starring in it, doesn’t make it not a commercial! As you can see, Natalie’s ready to walk down the aisle. Full Story

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“You’re the best ever”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 20:37:21 February 4, 2015 20:37:21
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Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

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The Five-Time Club marks SNL 40

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2015 20:02:02 February 4, 2015 20:02:02

With SNL’s 40th anniversary celebration looming this February (even though the real anniversary is in October but this works to accommodate Sweeps), there’s a lot of SNL coverage, including a new feature in The Hollywood Reporter featuring the people who have hosted at least five times, including Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin, Candice Bergen, Drew Barrymore—the only two women to host 5+ times in forty years, but no, this show totally doesn’t have a diversity problem Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 19:16:55 February 4, 2015 19:16:55

Jeremy Renner’s ex has a problem with his guns (Dlisted

Keira Knightley has an orgasm (Just Jared

That Hilton gene is a raging mess (The Superficial

Jamie Dornan is the #1 sexy…? (Cele|bitchy

How fake is I Can’t Ariana Grande in this bit? (Hollywood Tuna

Big G spotted! And his dad, Prince William, has an old man shorts problem (Pop Sugar

Britney in lingerie (Too Fab

Does this feel like Gaga is a step behind? (Hollywood PQ

Leslie Knope: Galentine’s Day appreciation (Romance Beat

Does Lily Rose Depp hate Amber Heard? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

UP… GRADE!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 18:01:18 February 4, 2015 18:01:18
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It was announced yesterday that Charlie Hunnam will replace Benedict Cumberbatch in The Lost City Of Z. Cumberbatch dropped out because he’s doing Dr Strange. Ummm…no problem here, not from where I’m sitting. That’s an upgrade. Charlie will play Col. Percival Fawcett. Full Story

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Channing Tatum is going to come soon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 16:21:02 February 4, 2015 16:21:02

They released the poster yesterday. And, well, I mean it’s about as subtle as a dick nudging you in the face. Channing Tatum is going to come, OK? Goddamn. Me too. Like, I was never into Magic Mike the first time. But…it’s this song… In the teaser trailer that’s now blowing up on Twitter. Full Story

Julia + Nicole – Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 16:10:45 February 4, 2015 16:10:45
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What? Where have I been that I didn’t know Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman would be working together? The film is The Secret In Their Eyes. It was originally supposed to be Gwyneth Paltrow but, for whatever reason, Nicole has replaced her. By the way, and she would want you to know this, Julia’s part was originally for a male actor. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling’s art school hard-on has a trailer

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2015 15:41:40 February 4, 2015 15:41:40
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Remember when Ryan Gosling made a movie and took it to Cannes and everyone hated it? Well, that movie, Lost River, is coming out this April and it has a trailer, and it is some straight up art school sh*t. This trailer has everything—Malickian voice over shots of people walking in nature, Lynchian weirdos, and Nicholas Winding Refn’s color palette. Full Story

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Will Taylor forgive?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2015 15:14:22 February 4, 2015 15:14:22

Selena Gomez is dating DJ Zedd. Or at least that’s what she wants us (and Justin Bieber) to think. Nothing’s been confirmed but they’re all over each other’s social media and he tweeted this photo the other day of her in studio with him so for all intents and gossip purposes, it’s on. Full Story

Justified 6.3: “It don’t get any easier”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 4, 2015 14:53:30 February 4, 2015 14:53:30

Justified Season 6, Episode 3 recap. The dialogue on Justified is always good, but this episode was SPECTACULAR. This episode includes the line, “I’m going to shoot your dick off,” which has to be one of the top-five Justified one-liners of all time, although Ava telling the Marshals she had to puke was also golden. Full Story