Smutty Roundup: Sam & Leslie, Rooney & Theo, and just Ezra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 18:32:47 January 27, 2015 18:32:47
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Sam Rockwell and Leslie Bibb are still together. And they were at Sundance. And that matters to the five of us who care about them, who would for sure rank them top 5 in a cool couple list…even though they are way too cool to be on a cool couple list. Rooney Mara and Theo James are together in Dublin working on a film called Secret Scripture directed by Jim Sheridan. Full Story

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Fantastic Four looks surprisingly good

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 18:04:14 January 27, 2015 18:04:14
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The thing that has always worried me about Josh Trank’s Fantastic Four reboot is that it would just be Chronicle: Redux. And then a couple months ago I saw some rough footage and had a definite YIKES reaction, so my expectations, which weren’t high to begin with, plummeted even lower. I was having flashbacks to Roger Corman’s infamous 1994 Fantastic Four, made entirely so that a studio could keep character rights from reverting to Marvel Entertainment. Full Story

Lupita & Leto: is the Heat happening?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 17:17:02 January 27, 2015 17:17:02
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Heat. SAG Heat. That was the title of my post yesterday about Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto – click here for a refresher. As mentioned, my Video Assumption was that the way they were interacting with each other – as he pulled her closer while they were presenting and how she leaned back into him with his arm around her just off centre stage – was a sign of … something. Full Story

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There go Bespoke Cadaver’s Oscar chances

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 16:48:57 January 27, 2015 16:48:57
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After Eddie Redmayne took the SAG award over the weekend, the Best Actor Oscar race is solidly Redmayne vs. Keaton, with Redmayne gaining an edge. That hasn’t stopped Benedict Cumberbatch from campaigning his ass off, but he probably just tanked whatever chance he had at an upset by making a really unfortunate, very troubling comment about the challenges faced by “colored” actors in the UK. Full Story

Serenity’s happiness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 16:33:13 January 27, 2015 16:33:13
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene were out last night in Monaco to celebrate the patron Saint Devote. Per tradition, they lit up a fishing boat. With candy cane torches. Look how pretty those torches are. I want one. As you can see, Serenity is as happy as we’ve ever seen her. Like, ever. Full Story

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Emma Watson is officially a Disney princess

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 16:12:57 January 27, 2015 16:12:57
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She was already halfway there. Some people just have that “living cartoon” look, like they were drawn by Disney animators then stumbled out of Cool World on accident. Emma Stone has that look and Tom Hiddleston too—he’s a live-action Disney prince if ever there was one. Emma Watson also looks like a live-action Disney character, and it’s now official as she’s been cast in Disney’s live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast. Full Story

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Rihanna’s FourFiveSeconds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 15:44:32 January 27, 2015 15:44:32
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Have you heard it? Do you like it? Do you LOVE it? I LOVE it. Bought it right away and have it on repeat while I’m working. FourFiveSeconds will be on both Rihanna’s upcoming R8 (whatever she decides to call it) and on Kanye West’s new album. And now everyone is speculating about what sound Rihanna will be taking since this is so raw and stripped in comparison to the heavy dance beats she gave us last time. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is on notice

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 15:26:53 January 27, 2015 15:26:53
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Human cartoon Johnny Depp has had a bad run over the last few years. He's starred in a string of flops ranging from the ill-advised The Tourist to 2013's embarrassing Lone Ranger and now the disastrous Mortdecai, and he has scarfed his way out of the affections of many fans, myself included. Full Story

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Vanessa & Kristen for Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 15:06:37 January 27, 2015 15:06:37
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The big show at Paris Fashion Week today was Chanel. Check out Karl with his long-time muse, Vanessa Paradis, and his current muse, Kristen Stewart, following the presentation of the new haute couture collection. The event however was polluted by the presence of a member of the Kanye West’s wife’s family. Full Story

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Tom Cruise’s pre-Twilight meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 14:29:32 January 27, 2015 14:29:32
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You know how that meadow is a big f-cking deal to Twi-Hards? Well f-ck off Twi-Hards, because Tom Cruise meadowed first! So you’ve heard about Going Clear? The new HBO Scientology documentary that premiered at Sundance? Word is HBO assembled a team of 160 lawyers to cover their asses so that they could go ahead and make this movie. Full Story

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Monday, January 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Between the PGA Awards, the SAG Awards, Sundance, Paris Fashion Week, and blind riddle subjects filing for divorce, it was a busy weekend in entertainment. So it’ll be a busy blog today too, likely spreading out over two pages.  Read Full Intro