Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Pitch Perfect, which was on my list of Top 10 movies of 2012 was on last night. Jacek’s never seen it. So we watched together after I promised that even though it follows a formula, it’s smart and funny and, well, everything else on television was all kinds of sh-tty. Sometimes you just need a sing-along.

I have heard what the talkers were talking, the talk of the beginning and the end;
But I do not talk of the beginning or the end.

There was never any more inception than there is now,
Nor any more youth or age than there is now;
And will never be any more perfection than there is now,
Nor any more heaven or hell than there is now.

-Song of Myself, Walt Whitman

If you stand on a table today, you’ll see me too.

Yours in gossip,


Jude Law’s moves

August 12, 2014 21:04:04 Posted at August 12, 2014 21:04:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a move that Jude Law makes at the end of The Holiday, and the only way I can describe it is with the word “shimmy”, which is a word I hate, but that’s what he does, he “shimmies” up to Cameron Diaz, and …it kinda works. It helps that he’s wearing a great suit and he’s lit beautifully and he’s just so f-cking handsome, but mostly it’s the way he’s moving his body. Full Story

Becca & Reek?

August 12, 2014 20:45:33 Posted at August 12, 2014 20:45:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For those of you who’ve been asking whether or not Jacek liked Pitch Perfect – like I said, I have to convince him to watch it. When it ended, he loved it. He was all over the Elizabeth Banks/John Michael Higgins colour commentary. He laughed at all of Rebel Wilson’s jokes. He agreed that it was a clever interpretation of the Formula. Full Story

Oh Gosh, Blake Lively

August 12, 2014 20:20:06 Posted at August 12, 2014 20:20:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. Everything you expect from a Blake Lively interview is here. She talks about food, a lot. She talks about how her husband is her best friend. Her “greatest joy comes from Canada”. She wants to give back to the world. She doesn’t drink. Full Story

Charlie at the hotel

August 12, 2014 19:27:59 Posted at August 12, 2014 19:27:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who wrote in with identification! Her name is Astrid Berges-Frisbey. She’s an actress. Charlie Hunnam was photographed in London today outside the Soho Hotel with a really, really, really pretty girl.  She looks to me a little like Alicia Vikander although I don’t think it’s Alicia Vikander. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 12, 2014 18:54:13 Posted at August 12, 2014 18:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This dude dances better than Katie Holmes (Dlisted)

BORING!!!!!! (Just Jared)

People continue to piss their money away, I don’t understand (The Superficial)

Prince William is only working for PR and so he can be lazy or something (Cele|bitchy)

This Rihanna editorial might be the best of the year (Too Fab)

Porny lives in swimwear now (Hollywood Tuna)

How can Zachary Quinto stand James Franco? (Towleroad)

Saved By The Bell update (Pop Sugar)

Love Alba’s necklace (Popoholic)

Not feeling any of these shoes (Go Fug Yourself)


Nicole’s books and movies

August 12, 2014 17:37:24 Posted at August 12, 2014 17:37:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keith Urban stopped by the set of The Family Fang today in New York to visit Nicole Kidman. The two were seen walking around holding hands. The Family Fang, as you know, is based on the book of the same name by Kevin Wilson. I was excited about the prospect of Nicole playing Camille. Turns out she’s playing daughter Annie. Full Story

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Ashton Kutcher copies?

August 12, 2014 16:19:34 Posted at August 12, 2014 16:19:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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For some reason, we’ve been told to believe that Ashton Kutcher is some kind of tech expert. They send him new phones and he tests out apps and he played Steve Jobs and accumulated a lot of followers on Twitter and this is supposed to mean that he’s digital and original and smart, smart enough to sniff out the next, smart enough to be able to see a trend before it becomes one, smart enough to be more than just some douchebag who throws money at sh-t. Full Story

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The Giver’s palette

August 12, 2014 16:00:39 Posted at August 12, 2014 16:00:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

You know when you buy a makeup palette at the drugstore it usually comes in a 3 kit and all the colours are complementary? The Giver red carpet last night made me think of that. Katie Holmes, Taylor Swift, and Odeya Rush all dressed to coordinate. And even the step-and-repeat reflects it. Does Katie’s dress remind you of a dancer’s? Following that train of thought… Katie dancing. Full Story

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JLO’s business romper

August 12, 2014 15:16:57 Posted at August 12, 2014 15:16:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is why celebrities are not “just like us”, no matter how often they try to sell that to you. Because check out Jennifer Lopez on her way to a business meeting yesterday. Do you like her romper? I f-cking LOVE this romper. I love the colour. I love the blousy-ness of it. I love those zippers. Full Story

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You guys, Aquaman is cool!

August 12, 2014 15:02:44 Posted at August 12, 2014 15:02:44
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Last Friday Zack Snyder, ringmaster of Superhero Face Punch, was listening to a local sports talk radio show in Detroit when he heard the DJs bashing Aquaman, echoing pretty much everyone’s sentiments when it comes to Aquaman, which is—really Full Story