Jolie Governor?

November 4, 2014 14:37:15 Posted at November 4, 2014 14:37:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie. Vanity Fair. God. Those eyes. THAT FACE. The Jolie was photographed for the December issue by Mario Testino. This, of course, is for Unbroken, opening at Christmas and expected to contend for Oscar. They’ve been expecting it to contend for Oscar for a year now. Or, at the very least, a directing nomination for the new Mrs Pitt. Full Story

Natalie Dormer’s “resting bitch face”

November 4, 2014 14:21:16 Posted at November 4, 2014 14:21:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Natalie Dormer covers the December issue of FLARE. Dormer plays Cressida in Mockingjay: Part 1. You also know her as Margaery in Game Of Thrones. And you may have met her as Anne Boleyn in The Tudors. Or maybe you just love her look – she buzzed half her head for The Hunger Games. Full Story

November 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 4, 2014 14:09:35 Posted at November 4, 2014 14:09:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Helllooooo to all the members of the “Peter Mansbridge is My Co-Pilot” book club, meeting in Ottawa tonight! THANK YOU for picking Listen To The Squawking Chicken! And congratulations on almost 10 years! Spend 15 minutes on the book. Then talk about whether or not she has a biker girlfriend. Full Story

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It’s November. Very soon, PEOPLE will announce the new Sexiest Man Alive. Which means that very soon, Adam Levine will have to take his sash off and give it to someone else. GOOD. In years past, I’ve handicapped the Sexiest Man Alive feature, with a dozen or so possible candidates, ending on a prediction.  Read Full Intro

Eva Mendes: back to work

November 3, 2014 20:57:18 Posted at November 3, 2014 20:57:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is the first shot of Eva Mendes since she gave birth to daughter Esmeralda on September 12. She looks exactly the same. And since we never saw her pregnant – not even one undeniable gratuitous pregnancy shot – it’s almost like it never happened, only TMZ found and released the birth certificate. Full Story

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Whoa, Marco Polo—what’s up?

November 3, 2014 20:24:46 Posted at November 3, 2014 20:24:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah

I’m in a TV rut. My DVR went kaput over the summer and when I got a new box, faced with reprogramming dozens of hours of TV, I found that I didn’t like hardly anything I’d been watching. So I ditched a bunch of shows and even still, until Justified comes back in 2015, I’m not really into anything. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon and the McConaughey model

November 3, 2014 20:10:19 Posted at November 3, 2014 20:10:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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First a reminder: Reese Witherspoon’s husband, Jim Toth, is Matthew McConaughey’s agent. Together, he and McConaughey engineered what’s now known as the McConaissance. Perhaps the same game plan is now in place for Reese. Like McConaughey, what Reese is offering is supposed to be a lot more varied and nuanced than what we saw in How To Legally Blonde A Guy In Ten Days. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

November 3, 2014 19:25:58 Posted at November 3, 2014 19:25:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl doesn’t think she’s rude. But I still believe Shonda Rhimes (Dlisted

I think I might like to go to a party with Kevin Spacey, not just for the impressions but for how bitchy he can be (TooFab

I’m so over Heidi’s Halloween (The Superficial

Rihanna and Madonna like the same things in men (Just Jared

What…exactly…is the masquerade here? (Hollywood Tuna

I looooove Kelly Osbourne as Margot Tenenbaum! (Pop Sugar

Is she? Is she really? Is Katy Cambridge a “fashion icon”? (Cele|bitchy

Celebrity comebacks (OK!

Pffft. This straw and water bottle move has been Mimi’s for at least 15 years, Ariana Grande! (Celeb Dirty Laundry)  

Angie Harmon is getting a divorce (I'm Not Obsessed

Idris Elba just blew one of the Avengers best secrets

November 3, 2014 18:57:23 Posted at November 3, 2014 18:57:23
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There are a lot of cameos in Avengers: Age of Ultron. I don’t want to get yelled at for spoilers, so I’m not enumerating them here, but if you peruse nerd sites you can easily find out which ones have already been spoiled, and now you can add two more to the list. While giving an interview to the Telegraph, Idris Elba let it drop that he and Tom Hiddleston have cameos in Age of Ultron. Full Story

Half capes and squeaky voices

November 3, 2014 18:25:10 Posted at November 3, 2014 18:25:10
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Cara Delevingne and Selena Gomez were at LACMA together this weekend. Cara’s in a one shoulder cape with darker hair, likely for her upcoming role in Paper Towns which starts shooting right now. She might also be speaking in an American accent because of it. You can hear it in the video below of Cara and Selena speaking to a reporter at the event. Full Story

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Beyonce’s second surprise?

November 3, 2014 16:34:30 Posted at November 3, 2014 16:34:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a rumour going around about a new “surprise” album which… wouldn’t be a surprise anymore if it’s true. Billboard is pointing to a “Release Confirmation” that seems to suggest that Beyonce: Volume 2 is on the way on November 14 (online release) featuring collaborations with Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, and Justin Timberlake. Full Story

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