Monday, August 4, 2014

Dear Gossips,

“Of course, sometimes sh-t go down when there’s a billion dollars on an elevator.” Ohhhhh…so is that why Solange Knowles went at JayZ with all four limbs and probably a lot of foam at the mouth? Beyonce’s cash register says “yes”.  Read Full Intro

Twin Romances

August 4, 2014 14:13:10 Posted at August 4, 2014 14:13:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I totally forgot that Ashley Olsen is dating director Bennett Miller. You know his work: Capote, Moneyball, and the upcoming Foxcatcher for which he’s predicted to earn an Oscar nomination. They’ve already honoured him with a Best Director Award earlier this year in Cannes. Imagine? Bennett Miller at the Oscars with Ashley Olsen? Miller is 47 years old. Full Story

The Egg Roll Incident

August 4, 2014 14:04:50 Posted at August 4, 2014 14:04:50
Duana Posted by Duana

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 4 recap On a show like this, the question of what constitutes loyalty, or “the right thing to do” is in constant question. Do you fight for your lover who’s also your legitimate assistant? Do you deserve the title of “partner” if you’re keeping the biggest secret of your personal life separate from your partner? Do you owe your employer the benefit of all the doubts that she’s trying to “help” you and needs to trust you – even if everything she’s doing says otherwise? How far do you let your study go before kicking out the ever-growing peanut gallery in the one-way mirror? Cinematic and honest as last week was, to me, this is what makes Masters of Sex actually work. Full Story

Friday, August 1, 2014

Dear Gossips,

5 Seconds Of Summer.


If you are over 25 and don’t have children, don’t feel bad if you don’t know. But you will. This is about to be all up in your face. It’s all up in my face today. Because they’re performing today at MuchMusic, live, in the parking lot where I work. And even last night the line of girls was wrapped around the block. Supposedly they’re challenging One Direction in popularity.

Is that it? Has 1D peaked?

Nothing ever lasts.

On that uplifting note, Monday is a holiday for most of Canada so it’ll be posting lightly that morning and back to full schedule Tuesday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Smutty Tingles

August 1, 2014 18:47:46 Posted at August 1, 2014 18:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why am I thinking about the huge ass ring Kobe Bryant bought his wife when…? (Dlisted)

Amy Poehler knows what Chris Pratt’s penis looks like (The Superficial)

Jennifer Aniston’s braided hair (Just Jared)

See? Leo probably doesn’t try when he’s on top of you. Or when you’re on top of him. (Cele|bitchy)

F-cking love Stephen Colbert: his take on the Three Whiskers Throwdown (Pop Sugar)

Linda forever! (Too Fab)

OMG new Janet Jackson??? (Pink Is The New Blog)

In case you ever doubted, Gisele Bundchen needs no retouching (Hollywood Tuna)

Anna Paquin had to put up with Larry King being a dumbass (Pajiba)

Not you, Jena Malone. Not you. (Go Fug Yourself)

Face Balls for Emmy

August 1, 2014 17:21:23 Posted at August 1, 2014 17:21:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Getty

Julia Roberts was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night. Everyone else has said this already but now I want on that bandwagon too: his writing and production staff make the show. It’s ridiculous. The games are ridiculous. Like the dumbest ideas ever… And I laugh every single time. Full Story

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Ass shorts: always the answer

August 1, 2014 15:51:54 Posted at August 1, 2014 15:51:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Famous people are f-cked up in a way we’ll never understand or relate to. There are exceptions though. Imagine you’re in an on-off toxic situation with a young pop star. You grew up in the business yourself. You had to support your family. Your value system is warped by Hollywood and, ostensibly, social media. Full Story

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Into The Woods First Trailer

August 1, 2014 15:42:34 Posted at August 1, 2014 15:42:34
Duana Posted by Duana

Okay, as you may have gleaned from life and people who sing Rent on the subway, there are several tiers of musical theatre fans. Some who think they love musicals because they watched the VHS tape  of Annie, and another version who performed in Pippin growing up and will defend it to the death, and the third version is people who are into musicals you’ve never heard of and have reams of Broadway sheet music stuffed into drawers in their homes and understand the meaning of “recitative”. Full Story

Zac & Michelle: back to the party

August 1, 2014 14:49:41 Posted at August 1, 2014 14:49:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone decided that Ibiza would be the place this summer. So they’re all there. Leo, JB, Orly, Lohan, and now Zac Efron who’s joined Michelle Rodriguez there, just a few weeks after they were yachting together in Italy, declaring to the world that they’re a couple. Sure, OK. Full Story

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The ugly side of geek culture

August 1, 2014 14:25:09 Posted at August 1, 2014 14:25:09
Sarah Posted by Sarah

It’s happened before—a critic doesn’t like the latest popular superhero movie and tanks its 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and fanboys flip out and say a bunch of totally over the top, inappropriate stuff in the comments section, embarrassing themselves and second-hand embarrassing nerds at large. Full Story