Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016

August 4, 2016 18:44:18 Posted at August 4, 2016 18:44:18
Maria Posted by Maria

Emma Roberts and Dave Franco in Nerve

August 4, 2016 17:21:04 Posted at August 4, 2016 17:21:04
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Here’s a surprise—I really like Nerve! The trailer made this movie look dumb as sh*t, and it IS dumb, but it’s also really fun and actually pretty thrilling. Based on a novel by Jeanne Ryan (adapted by Jessica Sharzer, Speak), and directed by Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (of Catfish fame), Nerve is a fast, fairly slick techno-thriller with a pair of genuinely charming leads in Emma Roberts Full Story

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Orlando’s career gets a cock-boost

August 4, 2016 17:02:17 Posted at August 4, 2016 17:02:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When was the last time anyone cared about Orlando Bloom’s work? Orlando Bloom is at the top of no one’s list of actors for any given project. For the last almost 10 years, any conversation about Orlando Bloom involves his personal life: married to Miranda Kerr, trying to beat Justin Bieber Full Story

Mandy time

August 4, 2016 14:25:55 Posted at August 4, 2016 14:25:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were four of them in the late 90s/early 2000s, right? Britney, Christina, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore. Mandy got into movies but after the modest success of A Walk To Remember, none of her movies went anywhere. Full Story

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August 4, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

August 4, 2016 13:47:01 Posted at August 4, 2016 13:47:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Jeff Kravitz/ Ben A. Pruchnie/ Ernesto Ruscio/ Karwai Tang/ Getty Images

Justine! Happy Birthday! By request, just for you, here are Richard Madden and Brandon Flowers. Erin Dance is a gossip. She caught up on gossip during some sleepy lectures in law school. Now Erin is a criminal lawyer in Vancouver Full Story

Smutty Tingles

August 3, 2016 21:38:28 Posted at August 3, 2016 21:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the funniest article I have read all day, starting with the title (Dlisted

The Third Best Joker remains neutral about Taylor Swift and Kanye West (Just Jared

Princess Kate’s French holiday which is not a euphemism for anything kinky because she’s too boring for that (Cele|bitchy

Duh of the Day: Jessica Simpson’s husband loves her breasts (TooFab

Rumour: Prince Harry wants to get with Athina Onassis…what?! (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Does everyone in Hollywood own a pair of these gym pants? (Pop Sugar

Kate Upton goes for a walk (Popoholic

Where Justin Bieber is staying in Hawaii (TMZ

Just to put an exclamation point on the fact that the sheer dress trend needs to stop (Go Fug Yourself