Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Dear Gossips,

You know who was at the Grammys with hardly a mention? Courteney Cox. Maybe you didn’t recognise her. I wish she had chosen a better pair of shoes. Anyway, that’s my not very subtle segue to Dragons. Courteney Cox was born in the Year of the Dragon.  Read Full Intro

Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck looks terrific

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 11, 2015 21:20:48 February 11, 2015 21:20:48

Remember when Bridesmaids was a huge hit and we thought it would kick-start a trend of comedies made for grown-ups that happened to feature smart, funny women? Yeah, that…didn’t happen. Instead we got Melissa McCarthy Falls Down and Melissa McCarthy Falls Down 2: Mall Falls. Basically, instead of Bridesmaids being a trendsetter it ended up being an outlier. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of bush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2015 20:53:27 February 11, 2015 20:53:27
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Splash

Here are Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan “in character” for W Magazine. Two days. Are you ready? Are you ready to get horny?!!??? Don’t front like you’re not going. They’re projecting $60 million on the low end and $90 million on the high end. That means more than a few of you are going. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2015 19:15:11 February 11, 2015 19:15:11

I need to practise this f-ck you face (Dlisted)

Ashton Kutcher is trying to learn Russian. Does your face look like mine right now? (Just Jared

Do you think he’ll be back in 6 months or will he be hosting a Kardashian aftershow? (The Superficial)

My Obsession talks about their proposal (Cele|bitchy

Remember when she hooked up with Justin Bieber? (Hollywood Tuna

Chris Pratt and Anna Faris at home with the dog and kid (Pop Sugar

Sly Stallone’s daughter is a model now. But, um, that name. (Too Fab

Christina Aguilera shows off her Summer Rain (Hollywood PQ

It would be awesome if Kelly Clarkson married them too (Towleroad

Sh-t. I don’t know who I’d back in this fight. Neither. (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Seventh Son review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 11, 2015 18:57:37 February 11, 2015 18:57:37
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WENN

I felt bad going after Jupiter Ascending because while it’s a deeply flawed film, at least the Wachowskis showed some ambition and sincerity in making it. Click here for my review. I don’t feel bad at all about crapping on Seventh Son because it’s a cynical piece of cinematic garbage. Full Story

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New friends and combinations

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2015 18:07:28 February 11, 2015 18:07:28
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AKM-GSI/ Splash, Kevin Winter/ Michael Kovac/ Kevin Mazur/ Lester Cohen/ Getty Images

The Grammys saluted Stevie Wonder last night at a special performance in LA featuring several big name artists all gathered to honour the legend. The show will air on February 16 on CBS. In addition to Gladys Knight, Annie Lennox, Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga, John Legend, the Band Perry, Jamie Fox, and I Can’t Ariana Grande, who can’t ever change her hairstyle, Beyonce was there with JayZ. Full Story

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P2: The Mighty Bellas

Duana Posted by Duana at February 11, 2015 17:16:20 February 11, 2015 17:16:20
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Lester Cohen/ Kevin Mazur/ VALERIE MACON/ Getty Images

Yessss. This is how you do a sequel. You push so hard into the deep sequeliness of it that you go Malkovich on your own movie. I read once that sequels are whore’s movies. That is, you make the first one for the love of the story. You make the second one because the first one, surprisingly, made money. Full Story

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Presenter but not Nominee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2015 16:56:55 February 11, 2015 16:56:55
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WENN

The Academy confirmed yesterday that Jennifer Aniston will present at the Oscars. A presenter… but not a nominee. Gracious to accept the invitation on her part, sure. But, really, what choice did she have? If she declined, she’d look to them like a petty asshole, and they’d probably lock her out again if the opportunity ever presented itself. Full Story

Justified 6.4: “That’s when you get lost”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at February 11, 2015 16:31:25 February 11, 2015 16:31:25

Justified Season 6, Episode 4 recap In its final season, Justified is firing on all cylinders. This episode has everything—Raylan in tense stand-offs, apple pie moonshine, dumb*ss criminals getting themselves killed, Wynn Duffy and Boyd Crowder bantering, Gutterson. It’s just about a perfect episode. Full Story