Rihanna’s meme dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 15:47:52 February 9, 2015 15:47:52
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You know it was going to happen. That it wouldn’t be long before Twitter turned Rihanna’s Giambattista Valli Grammys dress into a meme. The meme: Rihanna Quince. Go look it up on Twitter. Here’s a taste:   rihanna wore this dress because she had to run to her quince guys pic.twitter.com/eiraTo4x4q Full Story

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Beyonce married herself at the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 15:19:55 February 9, 2015 15:19:55
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Did you see the Carters kiss when Beyonce won her Grammy? Duana texted me about 15 seconds later: “I just rewound that kiss three times. Did not buy. Am Conspiracy Theorist?” My reply: “Well they’ve never been known for their sexual chemistry.” Duana: “Isn’t that the whole point of the album?” Me: “She’s hot for herself. Full Story

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Sit DOWN, Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 14:47:43 February 9, 2015 14:47:43
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Nicole Kidman’s Thierry Mugler last night was one of the carpet’s best. But f-ck her, we’re not giving her the satisfaction. Because did you watch her interview with Ryan Seacrest? He asks her the question. He asks her about the dress. She pauses. And then, “I don’t know what to say”. Full Story

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The McDuffs: Best BAFTA Couple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 14:25:56 February 9, 2015 14:25:56
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Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshaw. Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Turner. Even Keira Knightley and James Righton. All fine and worthy candidates, sure. But for me, the title of Best BAFTA Couple belongs to the McDuffs, Anne-Marie Duff and James McAvoy, arguably the most acclaimed (though underrated) couple in the business. Full Story

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Annie Lennox destroyed the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 14:11:42 February 9, 2015 14:11:42
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It’s a good song…although I find it repetitive which is probably why it needed her. Because did she ever take the Church to another level, holy F-CK, Annie Lennox. Holy F-CK. Who could possibly follow that? Is that why I’m listening to No More I Love Yous on repeat this morning? And then there was Prince. Full Story

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“No Kanye”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 13:49:50 February 9, 2015 13:49:50
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After all these years, do you feel differently now about what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the VMAs? “Imma let you finish”? It’s still a dick move, yes. But would you change Gossip History and remove it from the Gossip Books? I’m not even sure Taylor would want that expunged from the archives. Full Story

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Taylor Swift: the Julia Roberts of the Grammys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 12:57:47 February 9, 2015 12:57:47
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Vulture asked a very important question on Twitter last night: Who has more friends, Taylor or Gwyneth? It’s been a year now, right? Since I first started calling Taylor Swift the “Friend Collector”? She’s also, like, the official mascot of music award shows now too. Full Story

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Madonna’s Grammys squatting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2015 12:21:09 February 9, 2015 12:21:09
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To me, Madonna looked stiff last night at the Grammys. There was no fluidity in her movements. My friend Iain, the most ardent Madonna fan I know, even he called her performance “cautious”, wishing she would just let go. That’s about as critical as it gets from Iain on Madonna. So if even he’s calling it “cautious”, it was cautious. Full Story

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Friday, February 6, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Wednesday was the Start of Spring on the Chinese calendar meaning it’s now officially the Year of the Goat/Sheep (even though Chinese New Year is on February 19th). That day I posted a Squawking Chicken (my ma) advisory for those born in the Year of the Ox.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2015 20:39:14 February 6, 2015 20:39:14

The opposite of conscious uncoupling (Dlisted

Pretty sure if this was a female anchor she would have lost her job by now (The Superficial

How do you think Nicole Kidman and James Franco get along? (Just Jared

Does Benedict Cumberbatch look tired [of himself]? (Cele|bitchy

Mrs Timberlake’s red lips (Pop Sugar

Yeah so I guess the genes sucked in this family (Too Fab

Is the Queen pissed about holiday bikinis? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

This girl always looks older than she is (Hollywood Tuna

Jeff Bridges is still The Dude (Pajiba

This is a great look on Jamie Chung (Go Fug Yourself
 

I am really attracted to Stephen Colbert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2015 20:30:07 February 6, 2015 20:30:07

I mean, I’m always attracted to Stephen Colbert… But right now, with his glasses off, and his hair longer like that, and you can see his nose and his cheekbones, so defined… Oh My God. Is there even a little Rob Lowe in his face? THERE IS TOTALLY ROB LOWE IN HIS FACE! And while that won’t break the internet, it is indeed a new discovery. Full Story