Behold, It’s a Baby

Maria Posted by Maria at July 2, 2015 18:20:00 July 2, 2015 18:20:00
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In 2013, I quite enjoyed covering the Alec Baldwin beat. He was his own worst public enemy and good for gossip. He was going to quit show business, quit New York and quit social media. He was constantly freaking out on the paparazzi, leading to a cycle of goading and fighting and fighting and goading. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 18:09:51 July 2, 2015 18:09:51

I never thought George Clooney would give up Como (Dlisted)

Wait. Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, the most perfect couple ever, can’t get into a club? (Just Jared)

LeAnn Rimes is a deadbeat? (Cele|bitchy)

Selena Gomez and Cody Simpson rumours (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

What will be all over the beach the next few days in America (Hollywood Tuna)

Why not flats with this outfit? (Popoholic)

And this dude expects some other woman to find this attractive? Wait. No. Never mind. Someone will (Romance Beat)

I don’t mind the top. But I HATE those boots. (Go Fug Yourself)

Magic Mike…and hot dogs (College Candy)

The Great Canadian Love Story Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 17:22:34 July 2, 2015 17:22:34
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You thought I was talking about Chavril, didn’t you? Chavril is the first couple of Canadian music, ok? The Great Canadian Love Story was always McGosling, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. And there’s been a sinkhole in Canadian hearts ever since they broke up and DID NOT GET BACK TOGETHER, even though people keep, futilely, hoping for it. Full Story

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The (second) end of Martin Lawrence…and Freida Pinto?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 16:56:28 July 2, 2015 16:56:28
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US Weekly has been on a tear lately on exclusive hookups and breakups. They were all over the Charlize Theron/Sean Penn split. They broke the news yesterday about Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch (we’ll get it to, hang tight), and they also reported on Wednesday that Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are done, again. Full Story

Dorky Jakey sings!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 16:03:30 July 2, 2015 16:03:30
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Last night in New York. Little Shop Of Horrors. Ellen Greene in her defining role. Supported by Jake Gyllenhaal as the dorky Seymour. There are two more performances today and then that’s it, super exclusive. Every review I’ve read so far has been excellent. For Greene that’s not surprising. Full Story

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Ellen reinvents the Artisanal Wheel

Maria Posted by Maria at July 2, 2015 15:53:05 July 2, 2015 15:53:05

This week, Ellen DeGeneres launched her lifestyle site, ED by Ellen. And it’s great. You weren’t expecting that, right? The celebrity lifestyle business is so overrun with reality show stars pimping waist cinchers and movie stars curating monogrammed cocktail napkins that it feels like there literally isn’t room for another one. Full Story

Matt Damon’s ponytail…and Andy Lau!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 15:16:52 July 2, 2015 15:16:52
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My head is exploding right now. Not because Matt Damon has a ponytail (although that’s some impressively thick hair, non?). But because Matt Damon and Andy Lau are shooting a movie together. Matt Damon and Andy Lau are at a press conference together. Matt Damon and Andy Lau are laughing together. Full Story

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner: how to spin a divorce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 14:36:10 July 2, 2015 14:36:10
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Since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner confirmed that they’re divorcing on Tuesday, after all the magazines went to print, and when everyone was slowing down for the upcoming Independence Day weekend, all entertainment outlets have been rushing out their versions of why their marriage fell apart. Full Story

July 2, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2015 13:58:49 July 2, 2015 13:58:49

“Happy 30th birthday to our resident sunshine and member of the downtrodden leggy blonde brigade Anna, from her gossipy friends. While we know that this birthday seems loaded, we can't help but be excited for your new decade and all the promise it holds. You're starting it out with the best of both worlds - a newly-minted Canadian citizen who lives in an island paradise, you're using your charm (and rapping skills) to schmooze with tennis stars, and continuing to use your expertise and native Cancerean healing abilities to bring your clients peace and happiness (and delicious food). Full Story