Justified 6.7: “Commitment. Trust. Loyalty.”

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 5, 2015 15:11:50 March 5, 2015 15:11:50

Justified Season 6, Episode 7 recap We’re officially halfway through the final season. IT’S NOT ENOUGH. So much of Justified has been defined by allegiances and legacy, and now more than ever a person’s loyalty is what matters most. Ty Walker is injured and on the run, and his Tigerhawk crew is no more. Full Story

Lunch with Gwyneth & the Seinfelds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2015 15:02:00 March 5, 2015 15:02:00
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Gwyneth Paltrow was out in LA yesterday supporting her very good friends, Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld, at the Inaugural Los Angeles Fatherhood Lunch to benefit Baby Buggy. They’ve been close for years. They hang out together in the Hamptons. They compare stone wood whatever pizza ovens in the backyard. Full Story

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March 5, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2015 14:27:01 March 5, 2015 14:27:01

Gillian! Happy 40th Birthday with love from your sister Andrea! By request, your “midget” RDJ. And for Anita – you’re finished with the treatment and now it’s a dog party! Katie asked me to post pictures of all these beautiful (but sometimes bratty, right?) faces: Parker, Piper, and Hunter. Full Story

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Remember when I wrote yesterday that I was banking some goodwill?

Here's why: having surgery on my arm this morning. For those of you who are new to this blog, I f-cked it up in Cannes in 2008 after Mischa Barton bailed on an appearance that we were supposed to be covering. Click here for the full story. I blame her.

Anyway, at the time they inserted a rod to reattach my elbow which had fractured off and was floating away down my forearm. The rod itself is now, sort of, sliding out. See it on the x-rays? How close it is to my skin?

So I have to be at the hospital at 7am. Surgery starts at 10am, is expected to last 90 minutes if all goes as planned. And I'm going under which means there's a 3 hour recovery before they'll let me go home.

What I'm trying to say is that I can't blog today. Which sucks because Leonardo DiCaprio had his publicist issue a statement to let you know that he's single because people really want to believe he and Rihanna are doing it. Well, now I'm offended. His entire career there have been rumours up and down that he's banging this model or that model. There were a LOT of rumours that he was banging Miranda Kerr, remember? When she was still married to Orlando Bloom too. If there was any time to issue a statement, that would have been it. Silence from him then, though. But he can't handle a few weeks of speculation that he's hooking up with Rihanna? Everyone wants to hook up with Rihanna! Why the shame, asshole?

See? I'd much rather be working today. Unfortunately I couldn't get a late afternoon surgery appointment.
The surgeon says I should be good to go tomorrow though, back to writing, back to everything.

Sorry for the interruption to your gossip schedule and for the inconvenience.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Did you know that it’s Chinese Valentine’s Day on Thursday? The Chinese Squawking Chicken gave me a list love matches and mismatches that I’ll post later this week. Speaking of the Squawking Chicken… I wrote a book called Listen To The Squawking Chicken that was released last year.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Idris & Gidget, Meryl, Tom, & George, Helen & Jennifer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 21:06:46 March 3, 2015 21:06:46
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Idris Elba is shooting a new series of Luther. IDRIS ELBA IS SHOOTING A NEW SERIES OF LUTHER!!! At least that’s what the paps are saying. Oh, and guess what? Gidget is in it! That’s Rose Leslie, from Game Of Thrones. Because I can never say her character’s name. Idris & Gidget! Over in New York last night, some major stars showed up for the SeriousFun Children’s network: Meryl Streep, Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Danny DeVito, all smiles, friendly and fun with each other, but no Amal. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 19:55:15 March 3, 2015 19:55:15

I would have paid as much for this show as I would to see Britney Spears lip-synch and half-dance (Dlisted

Natalie Dormer is so sexy in this video (Just Jared

The font for ORGASMS is bigger than Hilary Duff’s name (The Superficial

Benedict Cumberbatch is on his honeymoon (Cele|bitchy

Come on. Taylor Swift really does a LOT for her fans (Too Fab

Love this Selena Gomez Adidas gear (Hollywood Tuna

Will Smith’s updated prom photo (Towleroad

Princess Catherine in Erdem (Pop Sugar

Great jacket and glasses on Gwen Stefani (Popoholic

This f-cking fringe on Lea Michele (Go Fug Yourself
 

Kelly Clarkson is your favourite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 19:09:48 March 3, 2015 19:09:48
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No, really, isn’t she? She’s my favourite. I can’t be neutral on Kelly Clarkson. All I can do is go positive, ultra-positive, all the time. Because she’s SO lovely, SO nice, SO fun. And it’s real. You can tell when it’s not real. On our talk show here in Canada, The Social Full Story

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Carrie Underwood’s Son, Isaiah Michael.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 3, 2015 18:21:59 March 3, 2015 18:21:59

Don’t you get the impression that Isaiah Michael Fisher is going to be called “Isaiah Michael Fisher” all the time? Like all three names, as an official label, like ‘William of Windsor’? Carrie Underwood has named her baby Isaiah Michael, and I cannot actually find a problem with it. Full Story

The baby’s name is Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 17:52:41 March 3, 2015 17:52:41
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Ryan Reynolds on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. I’m not totally sure what he’s promoting. But he’s a great talk show guest. Good energy, quippy, fun, and he’s hilarious during Egg Roulette, which might be the best game Fallon has on his list. And it’s already a really strong list. Full Story