The Perfect Couple of Perfection: one month later

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 17:16:02 March 3, 2015 17:16:02
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It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary. What can I say here? There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are… Except, wait, maybe… Maybe the way he wears his pants. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper in Serena review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2015 16:46:48 March 3, 2015 16:46:48
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The question, when watching Serena, is “Where did this go wrong?” Shot in 2012, it re-teamed proven screen couple Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence for an adaptation of Ron Rash’s novel directed by Susanne Bier, an award-winning Danish filmmaker. There’s a lot of talent on both sides of the camera in Serena, so why did it sit on the shelves for three years before getting a hasty, barely-there release? Answer: “Because it’s a mess featuring bad performances. Full Story

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The parent at the party with strangers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 16:18:59 March 3, 2015 16:18:59

I’m trying to bank some goodwill with you so here’s the second blind in two days. You’ll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasn’t slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties. I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesn’t become a problem. Full Story

Salma Hayek in Everly review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 3, 2015 16:14:14 March 3, 2015 16:14:14
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I didn’t have particularly high hopes for Everly, because I’ve seen director Joe Lynch’s other feature film, Knights of Badassdom, and it’s a mess. I thought at best, Everly would be a B-movie Kill Bill knock-off, at worst it would be forgettable junk, like The Purge. But then Everly did the nearly impossible and surpassed even my worst expectations. Full Story

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Jordan Catalano came back for real

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 15:35:51 March 3, 2015 15:35:51

Almost exactly a year ago, Jared Leto posted a photo of himself with short hair on Instagram and it was a good day. Because I thought he actually did it. And because, sh-t, he looked hot in the picture. Click here for a refresher. That was a tease. Full Story

Don’t talk about her, but isolate her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 15:13:03 March 3, 2015 15:13:03
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Taylor Swift was recently interviewed by the Telegraph in the UK. She stays on message: my friends are the priority, I don’t want a boyfriend right now, I’m standing up for art, etc etc etc. But the quote that’s getting the most traction, as you would expect, is the one about Katy Perry. Full Story

March 3, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2015 14:37:26 March 3, 2015 14:37:26

Amanda! Happy 40th Birthday tomorrow with love from your sister Tricia! Here are your FX men Timothy Olyphant, Charlie Hunnam, and we’ll toss in a Chris Pratt for you too!  Full Story

Monday, March 2, 2015

Dear Gossips,

One week after winning Oscar, Julianne Moore showed up at the Canadian Screen Awards last night in Toronto. She was nominated for her role in David Cronenberg’s Maps To The Stars. And lost to Anne Dorval for her performance in Xavier Dolan’s Mommy.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Madonna’s tour, Nick in blue, and Robin Thicke is still gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 21:08:19 March 2, 2015 21:08:19
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Madonna was in Milan yesterday to promote Rebel Heart in a red dress cinched at the waist with maybe not the most flattering shoes. And, to no one’s surprise, there will be a tour. So far 35 cities have been announced. Click here for dates and locations. Full Story

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The Chanel Muses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 20:44:31 March 2, 2015 20:44:31
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OMG. Bag porn. Today Chanel released the campaign for three new bags starring three celebrity ambassadors, Vanessa Paradis, Kristen Stewart, and Alice Dallal. F-ck. I’m in love. Especially with the Girl, which Vanessa is modelling on her bare back. It’s an outrageous purchase for a civilian to make it your work bag but look at it. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2015 19:27:06 March 2, 2015 19:27:06

Is it impossible to look cool like this? (Dlisted)

Demi Lovato post-flu bikini shot (TooFab

There might be a lawsuit over those Cindy Crawford photos (The Superficial

Cameron Diaz talks about having more sex (Just Jared

This swimsuit would leave the most terrible tan lines (Hollywood Tuna

It was really cute that her parents were there, right? (Pop Sugar

I agree with Anna Wintour (Cele|bitchy

When Fifty Shades had sex with Lord Of The Rings (Socialite Life

Yep. That’s exactly how I would celebrate my 21st birthday (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at JFK with the baby (OK!