Star Wars: The Force is a morning person

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 28, 2014 16:18:24 November 28, 2014 16:18:24

It’s Black Friday here in the US, the day after Thanksgiving, during which we participate in the ritual sacrifice of holiday shoppers so that the old gods may be appeased and the winter will be a short one. Naturally, on a day dedicated to commerce and conspicuous consumption, Disney decided it was as good a time as any to premiere the first teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Full Story

Kate & Cara’s Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2014 15:54:01 November 28, 2014 15:54:01
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Cara Delevingne has been in LA all week. The other day she was hanging out with Cody Simpson and model Gigi Hadid. I’ve attached photos below. Last night though, for US Thanksgiving, she was over at Kate Hudson’s, hanging out with the entire family. Goldie, Kurt Russell, Kate’s brothers… And dancing. Full Story

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New music from Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2014 15:07:18 November 28, 2014 15:07:18
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Karwai Tang/ Fred Duval/ Getty Images

Lorella texted me this morning and asked me if I’d heard Idris Elba’s new song. I told her I hadn’t and that I didn’t want to. Because…well… You’ve seen his Private Garden before, right? Look. I’d love a situation in which my private garden and Idris Elba are having a conversation but this…was not what I had in mind a few years ago when I first wrote about it: But then Lorella clarified that she’d heard the new song on the radio in London and it was good. Full Story

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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I still haven’t seen Avatar. Didn’t care, don’t care. Avatar was a big f-cking deal…for 6 months. But, really, who cares about Avatar anymore? Do people really sit around, impatiently, waiting for new Avatars? There are three new Avatar movies coming out in 2016, 2017, and 2018.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 21:06:00 November 27, 2014 21:06:00

How come I didn’t get an email titled “KFed’s dick”???? (Dlisted

Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem holding hands in Spain (Just Jared

I have Benedict Cumberbatch love and engagement fatigue, GOD. (Cele|bitchy

Everyone is distancing from Bill Cosby (The Superficial

Did FKA twigs put Robert Pattinson on a sex diet? (OK!

Celebrity man crushes (Pop Sugar

Chris Pine singing. Why am I unmoved? (Too Fab

I’m too busy looking at the James Franco bathing suit to notice what she’s trying to tell me with her mouth (Hollywood Tuna

Not the best dress on Rosario Dawson (Popoholic

I love this dress. I don’t see the problem. (Go Fug Yourself
 

Thanksgiving Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 20:59:28 November 27, 2014 20:59:28
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty Images

He was the breakout star at the Emmy Awards… Cary Fukunaga won Best Direction for True Detective and the whole world was like, um, helloooo, I want that. Remember? Today, Page Six told me that he’s talking about a new film in Man Of The World  Full Story

Do we need to talk about Nick Jonas?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 20:45:13 November 27, 2014 20:45:13
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Noam Galai/ Theo Wargo/ Laura Cavanaugh/ Getty Images

People have been talking about Nick Jonas since the end of the summer. I’ve not posted once about him. Part of it is because I didn’t quite believe it would stick. But Nick Jonas seems to be sticking. Is it the song? Is it Jealous? I mean, it’s a good song. It’s not a song I blast on repeat but it’s not JLO’s Booty either. Full Story

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Career Prospectus: Hilary Swank

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 27, 2014 20:23:32 November 27, 2014 20:23:32
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WENN

For previous installments of Career Prospectus, please click here. I have [a suggestion] for Sarah’s Career Prospectus: Hilary Swank—TWO Oscars, a lot of buzz and then…crickets. Like, PS I Love You with Spittle, and New Year’s Eve with everyone. Full Story

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Jake, Dave, and salmon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 18:45:13 November 27, 2014 18:45:13

Jake Gyllenhaal’s interview on Letterman aired last night. He’s adorable. The entire time he’s adorable. So I’ve posted the full clip for you at the bottom of this post and, since it’s a slow day, I recommend watching all of it. Jake and Dave have great chemistry. Full Story

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The Clooneys first Thanksgiving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2014 18:07:08 November 27, 2014 18:07:08
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Keystone

Amal Clooney flew out of Heathrow the other day – click here for a refresher. Today she and George Clooney arrived back in London. So…I guess they won’t be in Cabo? England for Thanksgiving? First Thanksgiving as marrieds. Married but not parents. Full Story

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