Friday, January 16, 2015

Dear Gossips,

What a waste of a load. I mean the Critics’ Choice Awards. If you didn’t watch, you’re lucky. Those of us who did had to endure an auctioneer – that’s right, I said an AUCTIONEER – speed-talking his way through Kevin Costner’s list of accomplishments for Rene Russo because she had laryngitis.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 21:03:56 January 16, 2015 21:03:56

Sasha Finds Kristen Stewart’s stripes and pants in LifeStyle

Never, ever doubt the importance of a good haircut (Dlisted

Um. Would you ever work out in this? (The Superficial

JLO says she’s not dating Ryan Guzman and she’s happy about it (Just Jared

Loved Emily Blunt’s speech last night. Hated her dress (Cele|bitchy

This probably isn’t even that funny. But Kevin Hart is HILARIOUS (Pop Sugar

Valerie Malone is pregnant again (Too Fab

There’s a competition over Justin Bieber? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

A true professional keeps right on going after a f-ck up (Hollywood Tuna

She’ll be the superior vocalist at the Super Bowl over Katy Perry, no doubt (Pink Is The New Blog

Better, Rosamund. But I’m optimistic that for the SAGs, it’ll be spectacular (Go Fug Yourself
 

Tipsy B?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 20:54:21 January 16, 2015 20:54:21
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

There’s been a lot of talk about whether or not Beyonce is pregnant because she posted this photo of herself in the sand on Instagram and, as you can see, that could be a baby… Or it could be her bent legs? That’s how Michelle Williams explained it Full Story

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Smutty Roundup: Hot guys – Garrett, Richard, Kit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 20:42:19 January 16, 2015 20:42:19
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Wenn, AKM-GSI/ Splash, George Pimentel/ Jeff Vespa/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

Garrett Hedlund was so handsome last night at Critics’ Choice. He, of course, was with Team Unbroken and presented with Michelle Monaghan. I always, always, always wonder when Angelina’s talking to him whether or not she looks at him and sees a young Brad Pitt. Robb Stark, Richard Madden, soon to be Prince Charming in Cinderella was photographed out for a walk in New York the other day in a really nice pea coat. Full Story

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Kate Moss 41

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 17:02:17 January 16, 2015 17:02:17
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WENN

It’s Kate Moss’s birthday today. She’s 41 years old. Here she is leaving her home in London today as photographers and other media sang Happy Birthday to her. She looked delighted. See? The paps aren’t always bad. You know, on anyone else I’d see the black hose and those shoes and be disgusted. Full Story

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Jenny Slate won an award!

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 16:54:07 January 16, 2015 16:54:07
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Kempin/ Kevin Winter/ Steve Granitz/ Getty Images

It’s an utterly meaningless Critics’ Choice Award, but still! Jenny Slate is awesome and she was awesome in Obvious Child and she won Best Actress in a Comedy for Obvious Child, so that’s awesome. She’s so pretty and I love her voice so much I just want to make out with her. Full Story

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Courtside Idris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 16:36:15 January 16, 2015 16:36:15
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Karwai Tang/ Getty Images, Keystone

The NBA was in the UK last night. The Milwaukee Bucks played the New York Knicks. Even though the Royal Foundation has a partnership with the league, Prince Harry already met with Carmelo Anthony the day before – click here to revisit those pictures – so I guess that was enough to satisfy the royal involvement…? Maybe he just likes watching darts Full Story

Diane Kruger is a fancy plate

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 16:27:58 January 16, 2015 16:27:58
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Diane Kruger attended the dumpster fire also known as the Critics’ Choice Awards and she wore this dress that looks like a fancy plate. It’s by Naeem Khan and while the styling is nothing special, I would really like to know what the name of this pattern is so that I can order some teacups. Full Story

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What was unspoken at the Critics’ Choice Awards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 16:09:03 January 16, 2015 16:09:03
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Could you sense it? You could sense it, right? There was an unspoken discomfort agitating underneath the Critics’ Choice Awards last night. Jessica Chastain, when accepting the first ever MVP Award, was the one who came closest to addressing it. She encouraged her peers to speak up about the lack of diversity… But it’s not like she came out and openly criticised what was missing from the Oscar nominations that morning, Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday. Full Story

American Citizen at the CCAs

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 16, 2015 15:50:48 January 16, 2015 15:50:48
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Reese Witherspoon, American Citizen, attended the sh*tshow that is the Critics’ Choice Awards last night and she looked totally done with everything from the very beginning. Host Michael Strahan did a bit with her in the first ten minutes of the show and I thought she was going to spit poison at him like a venomous cobra. Full Story

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