Monday, November 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

It happened. There’s now an award show that is officially more of a joke than the People’s Choice Awards, with less integrity than the Golden Globes. I know. It didn’t seem possible. But with its first live telecast on Friday, the Hollywood Film Awards demonstrated to everyone how f-cking meaningless it is to win one.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 21:04:33 November 17, 2014 21:04:33

Is this the Duggar version of Fifty Shades Of Grey? (Dlisted)  

I feel like this episode was all about smoking pot (TooFab)  

Jose Canseco's take-on/take-off finger (The Superficial)  

Demi Lovato kissing Wilmer, omg are they still together??? (Just Jared

Megan Fox in fake face and sweatpants (Hollywood Tuna

How Jennifer Lawrence kisses Liam Hemsworth (Pop Sugar

Colin Farrell's letter for the Irish gays (Cele|bitchy)  

Pacey and Dawson together again! (Socialite Life)  

Is Prince Harry fixing his hair? (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Random at the same place: Uncle Jesse, Aunt Becky, and Scarjo (OK!

Hotter than yellow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 20:19:04 November 17, 2014 20:19:04
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Can you imagine anyone else in this yellow jacket? Like… Leonardo DiCaprio? Total douchebag, right? But somehow, on Charlie Hunnam, I’m not getting skeeved. Not even when he’s eating. And no one looks sexy when they’re eating. Sh-t. He’s so f-cking hot, I can’t. Full Story

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The Batch is not taking engagement questions

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 17, 2014 20:00:44 November 17, 2014 20:00:44
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The Imitation Game opens in theaters next weekend, and in advance of that Cumberbatch is in the US doing some promotion. On Friday that meant showing up at the Hollywood Film Awards and pretending like that’s a real thing (click here for more on that) and this morning it was an interview on Good Morning America. Full Story

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You wish, Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 19:26:48 November 17, 2014 19:26:48
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Jennifer Lopez f-cked up during her comments while presenting at the Hollywood Film Awards on Friday. Gerard Butler ended up on stage to represent How To Train Your Dragon and he teased her about it up there and for a moment, I worried that he’d go there, that he’d try. I mean look at her in this dress. Full Story

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Keira’s playing too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 19:02:23 November 17, 2014 19:02:23
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Keira Knightley went full angel at the Hollywood Film Awards in an exquisite Giambattista Valli dress. That applique around the neck and down one arm is pure gorgessity and, God, I love the sleeves. Not even those sh-tty shoes could take away from it. So they gave her the Best Supporting Actress Award. Full Story

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Jen’s plaid Cake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 18:32:39 November 17, 2014 18:32:39
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Jennifer Aniston was in New York last night for a special screening of Cake presented by The Cinema Society and InStyle, scheduled between promotional appearances for Horrible Bosses 2 which opens in 10 days. As we’ve been discussing, repeatedly, at this point, an Oscar nomination is unlikely. Full Story

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Katy Perry is still an idiot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 17:46:01 November 17, 2014 17:46:01
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Katy Perry donated $10,000 to a school in Australia for her This Is How We Do school competition in Australia. I like the song, in spite of myself. But…have you ever listened to the lyrics? I’m not sure if this is the song you want representing youth engagement. Roar would have been better, hmmm? She’s still a Roar fraud but at least on surface sentiment, it’s definitely more appropriate. Full Story

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Hands-free Alexander Skarsgard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 17:12:23 November 17, 2014 17:12:23
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Alexander Skarsgard was photographed hands-free on Saturday at a gas station in Hollywood. This hands-free gas pumping thing is like Bigfoot to me. I’ve been driving for 25 years (f-ck me, I’m old) and I’ve never, ever, ever found a hands-free pump. Is it an American thing? Jacek and I talked about it this morning when he was driving me to work. Full Story

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Frederick Zoller will fight Captain America

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 17, 2014 16:50:17 November 17, 2014 16:50:17
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On Friday afternoon Marvel announced that Daniel Brühl will appear in Captain America: Civil War as a villain. The specific character is unknown, and Variety fanned the flames a bit by adding the tidbit that he may also appear in Dr. Strange, where his villainous character would have a larger role. Full Story

How do you eat your McCain #Modifry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2014 16:32:16 November 17, 2014 16:32:16