Jennifer & Justin…SELL!

June 24, 2014 15:05:30 Posted at June 24, 2014 15:05:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night was the premiere of HBO’s The Leftovers in New York. Now you know if Jennifer Aniston hadn’t shown up to support fiancé Justin Theroux on this carpet, they would have given the tabloids a reason to announce a breakup. Not only did she show up, she came to sell. There was a lot of hands on chest and midsection. Full Story

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Women are not invited to the franchise table

June 24, 2014 14:51:37 Posted at June 24, 2014 14:51:37
Sarah Posted by Sarah

On Friday news broke that writer/director Rian Johnson, who previously made the most excellent Looper and Brick, would be writing and directing Star Wars Episode VIII and writing the treatment for Episode IX. He won’t actually direct IX — he probably won’t even write the final script—but he’ll set it up and, presumably, be the driving creative force of the Star Wars franchise, sort of like how Joss Whedon is steering the Avengers (and a dead cat is steering the Justice League). Full Story

Hot Harry in Brazil

June 24, 2014 14:36:51 Posted at June 24, 2014 14:36:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Chris Jackson/ Matthew Lewis/ Clive Brunskill/ Getty

Prince Harry is in Brazil for the World Cup, spreading his ginger joy in South America. Yesterday he watched the host country’s victory over Cameroon. Today he took over the microphone at Minas Tenis Clube to support the UK’s GREAT Campaign. He also rolled up his shirtsleeves and handed out medals to young swimmers. Full Story

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June 24, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 24, 2014 14:16:17 Posted at June 24, 2014 14:16:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Olga! Happy Birthday! Thanks for coming last night and I’ll promise you, again, what I promised you last night – I will get you through med school, Dr K. But you better bust your ass. McMaster is lucky to have you!  Full Story

Monday, June 23, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Wednesday June 25 marks the 10 year anniversary of the release of… The Notebook. In other words, you’ve been shipping Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling for a decade now. And in that decade, we’ve turned Ryan Gosling into a joke.  Read Full Intro

Elizabeth Hurley: P.H.O.T.O.Y

June 23, 2014 20:14:51 Posted at June 23, 2014 20:14:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know, there’s JLO and her Slum Love and then there’s Elizabeth Hurley and her…well… My problem with JLO is that if you’re going to date a backup dancer, keep him as the backup dancer – like Madonna – and don’t give him the f-cking job as your head choreographer. Full Story

Porny in the backseat

June 23, 2014 20:04:17 Posted at June 23, 2014 20:04:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
AKM-GSI/ Splash

Oh now this is just too easy… Jessica Simpson posted this shot on Instagram the other day with the caption: Hiding from the paparazzi, so why not pose for Eric? As IF she hides from the paps. She wasn't hiding from them when she was leaving dinner the same night in the same outfit. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

June 23, 2014 18:36:44 Posted at June 23, 2014 18:36:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Frances Cobain thinks Lana Del Ray is a dumbass too (TooFab)

I’m going to say it: I hate this song. And Pearl Jam doesn’t make it any better (Dlisted)

Kelly Osbourne inviting compliments on her ass (The Superficial

JB and Selena went to the zoo and made it a week without breaking up (Just Jared)

Rita Ora – Rihanna, Zoe Kravitz, and, I forgot to mention, also Madonna (Hollywood Tuna)

Does the potential size of this baby worry you? (Pop Sugar)

He could have called her an “old soul” and chose to use other words (Cele|bitchy)

Benedict Cumberbatch is the voice of Christiano Ronaldo (Socialite Life)

Tori Spelling – yet another show, more drama (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

OK my small heart is bursting (I'm Not Obsessed)

George & Amal pre-wedding Como

June 23, 2014 17:25:36 Posted at June 23, 2014 17:25:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lake Como? He spends his summers there. And that’s where George Clooney was seen with Amal Alamuddin on Friday, but not at his villa. Supposedly they were checking out potential wedding venues. Naturally Amal wore white. They walked around hand in hand. Then they went for dinner. According to Aunt Starla – you remember Aunt Starla Full Story

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Kate & Matt on holiday

June 23, 2014 16:59:27 Posted at June 23, 2014 16:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy made it through a rough winter. It was reported around Oscar time that they were re-evaluating their engagement. She was partying on her own, happily, and without the ring. Then, in the spring, a rebirth. Now that it’s summer, it would appear that their relationship is as strong as ever. Full Story

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“I can’t make love to you anymore”

June 23, 2014 16:28:53 Posted at June 23, 2014 16:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s about as far as I could make it. Robin Thicke’s new video for the song Get Her Back, part of his new album full of songs about getting her back. Her being Paula Patton. The album is called “Paula”. F-ck everything he is so gross. GROSS. As you will see, Robin is bruised and bloodied because he’s sad and pathetic and while he’s being sad and pathetic at the camera, he’s also sharing some of the text messages that he and fake Paula have exchanged over their breakup. Full Story