Smutty Social Media, Wednesday September 30, 2015
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Lady Gaga and John Travolta – do you think she'd help set him free from Xenu? Or, could he introduce her to him? I know when John comes to see me in the mornings it's gonna be a good day :) what a sweetheart Full Story
Concussion could be American Sniper?
The New York Film Festival is underway and TIFF just wrapped but AFI Fest is betting big on the stars. Having already secured the premieres and awards season campaign launches of the Brange's By the Sea and the Brad Pitt-Ryan Gosling-Christian Bale-Steve Carell-led The Big Short Full Story
No longer newlyweds
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The year is the limit, right? After a year, you can’t call yourself a newlywed anymore? How about the term “new mom”? A year too, right? Amal and George Clooney, the no-longer newlyweds were in New York last night to celebrate the 15th anniversary of O Brother, Where Art Thou. Full Story
Smutty Tingles
I wish some other nipples belonging to some other people would get retired (Dlisted)
I would wear this over most of what Jessica Simpson wears (Just Jared)
Are Will and Kate pissy about Princess Charlotte’s pap shots? (Cele|bitchy)
Jennifer Garner in Chanel (Pop Sugar)
Kanye West can’t go on long ass rants at a political convention?!? What bullsh-t is this? (The Superficial)
Bar Rafaeli’s wedding dress (Too Fab)
Good top on Selena Gomez (Hollywood Tuna)
I don’t mind this on Kristen Wiig. Just the colour (Go Fug Yourself)
Bradley Cooper will make you come with his food, supposedly (I'm Not Obsessed)
Preserve taps out
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Last week, I wrote about Stephen Colbert’s take on lifestyle, and his mock introduction of his own brand, Covetton House. Afterwards, a very astute reader called Janel had to correct me on the difference between Preserve’s real product and the fake product that Stephen had made up for his sketch. Full Story
Gwyneth & her “baby daddy”
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Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated her 43rd birthday this Sunday. She spent the weekend in New York where, on my birthday, Saturday, she was with her kids watching Chris Martin perform at the Global Citizen Festival in Central Park. Beyonce was also there. And apparently, she, Chris, and B met up later. Here’s a shot she Instagrammed from the show: Baby daddy in a sweet duet with the immensely talented #edsheeran #yellow Full Story
Beeba Boys
Deepa Mehta is the original gangster. Really. Best known for her philosophical and provocative work with films like Midnight's Children or Water, Beeba Boys marks a huge departure for Deepa in that it's her version of The Departed meets Scarface. Beeba Boys profiles rival Sikh gangs in Vancouver and exposes their culture of drugs, guns, honour and blondes. Full Story
Matt Damon’s career in 8 minutes
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Matt Damon was on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night acting out his career in 8 minutes. They opened with Good Will Hunting which, I mean, I understand, you want to open strong. But I would have moved Bourne up to the top and maybe ended with “apples”, although I’m wondering if it was more a logistical set decision and not editorial because of that sliding glass screen. Full Story
Keanu travels with his girlfriend
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Keanu Reeves is in Japan to promote John Wick. Have you seen John Wick? It’s amazing. It’s amazing in theatre. It’s really amazing on a plane. And it gets even better when you watch it again at home on a Friday night at 2am. A couple of weeks ago, Keanu was papped outside the Chateau Marmont kissing a woman before getting into a car with her and driving off. Full Story
The X-Files: Still waiting on that truth, bro
When movies get sequels, reboots, remakes, or spin-offs, people complain. Too many franchises! Why are they remaking that! What’s the difference between a reboot and a remake anyway! But when a television show does it, people love it. Breaking Bad spin-off starring Saul Goodman? Sign me up! Fargo remade as a TV series? I’m in! (Actually, I am in, I loved season one and will be recapping season two. Full Story
Taylor rides wit Nelly
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They didn’t do that song. But I wish they did. Or Country Grammar. That said, nothing gets a crowd going like Hot In Herre. And, as I’ve mentioned before, nothing makes me laugh like a Nelly video. St Louis’s very own Nelly joined Taylor Swift and Haim on stage last night at her show. Full Story