October 18, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 18, 2016 14:20:09 Posted at October 18, 2016 14:20:09
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Janelle! Happy Birthday from Louise who wants to kick it old school with Denzel Washington and Pierce Brosnan. Here’s to kindred gossip spirits!  Full Story

Monday, October 17, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The ratings for Saturday Night Live this season are the strongest they’ve been in a few years. And while the upcoming US presidential election probably has a lot to do with that, it would be unfair not to attribute some of that success to the show’s two new head writers, Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider.  Read Full Intro

Bey Hologram

October 17, 2016 20:26:06 Posted at October 17, 2016 20:26:06
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Beyoncé performed this weekend at TIDAL X 1015. You didn’t think I’d close out the day without a dedicated Beyoncé post, did you? So everyone’s talking about how B tore her ear open on stage and, even though she was bleeding, there was no interruption to the service. Full Story

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Christopher Guest’s Mascots

October 17, 2016 18:50:22 Posted at October 17, 2016 18:50:22
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Christopher Guest is the undisputed king of the mockumentary. From co-writing This Is Spinal Tap to writing directing films like Waiting for Guffman and Best In Show—the zenith of his mockumentary features—Guest’s credentials are impeccable. His latest mockumentary, the first in ten years, is Mascots, which follows the lives and professional hopes of a group of odd ducks competing in a “sports mascotery” tournament. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 17, 2016 18:02:54 Posted at October 17, 2016 18:02:54
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OMG this caption (Dlisted

Shawn Mendes is Gryffindor, quite obviously (Just Jared

Prince Harry’s cute laugh (Cele|bitchy

Hilary Duff gets kissed on Instagram (TooFab

Marky Mark’s muscles in the water (TMZ

Tom Brady has thoughts on Donald Trump (The Superficial

Ernest Borgnine agrees with Amber Rose (Hollywood Tuna

In person Ellie Bamber looks exactly like Isla Fisher which is the point (Go Fug Yourself

Nicki Minaj fangirls for Lauryn Hill and it’s really cute (Jezebel
 

Billy Lynn does not deliver

October 17, 2016 17:55:54 Posted at October 17, 2016 17:55:54
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Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk was supposed to be an Oscar contender. It’s directed by Ang Lee who has two Oscars. It’s based on an acclaimed book of the same name. The film uses new technology that’s supposed to be the future of filmmaking. Full Story

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JLO & cheating Slum Bear

October 17, 2016 15:32:53 Posted at October 17, 2016 15:32:53
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On the weekend I saw some photos of JLO’s Slum Bear working on a music video on the beach. He was surrounded by women in bikinis, flexing like he’s important. He’s gross so I didn’t spent too much time on the page. Then, last night, PEOPLE Full Story

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