Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 19:09:41 March 27, 2015 19:09:41

I’d rather hear more from Shailene Woodley about this than about her confusion over feminism (Dlisted

Jessica Alba with her kids on the beach (The Superficial

Ryan Reynolds in his Deadpool suit (Just Jared

Nicole Kidman co-star drama? (Cele|bitchy

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford are cute and cold in New York (Pop Sugar

Eva Mendes has not changed in 14 years (Too Fab

Royal baby naming odds (Celeb Dirty Laundry

I’m on the dog’s side (Hollywood Tuna

No idea why there isn’t a lineup outside Gillian Anderson’s door (Pajiba

I think this was the wrong hair choice (Go Fug Yourself
 

The Outlander guy, live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 17:47:23 March 27, 2015 17:47:23
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I was wondering why there were all these horny women standing outside our building this morning… Sam Heughan was at etalk today. I walked by on my way to pee and recognised the hair. The interview will air on April 7th. Discussion points: his charitable contributions, his upcoming projects, Scotland, his fans (they call themselves Heughlihans, OMG), and “knee porn”. Full Story

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Jake G goes full-Bale for Oscar

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 27, 2015 16:59:46 March 27, 2015 16:59:46

The first trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s boxing movie Southpaw—the one he got insanely ripped for—just premiered on Eminem’s Youtube channel, of all the weird places. Once upon a time, Eminem was attached to the project, but his involvement now is limited to a song on the soundtrack and, apparently, debuting the trailer. Full Story

Katy Perry’s isolated Prismatic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 16:18:58 March 27, 2015 16:18:58
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While Taylor Swift continued her friend collection enemy isolation in Nashville last night, Katy Perry was in LA at the premiere of her concert film The Prismatic World Tour. Does it make you side with her more? The fact that Taylor seems to be systematically picking everyone off around her, with the exception of Rihanna who will not be bought or traded, motherf-cker, don’t you even dare? Not me. Full Story

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Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris: it’s on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 15:30:37 March 27, 2015 15:30:37
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Yesterday I wondered about why Taylor Swift would take Calvin Harris to Nashville if they were *just* recording. Click here for a refresher. Last night Taylor was at the Kenny Chesney show. So she will, actually, get back together with country. At one point she joined Chesney on stage. Full Story

Benedict Cumberbatch reads a poem to a king

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 27, 2015 15:12:18 March 27, 2015 15:12:18
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In 2012 the remains of King Richard III were discovered beneath a parking lot in Leicester, England. It’s an incredible story and I don’t know how it wasn’t a bigger deal—England, was this a huge deal to you? Richard III died at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485 and his remains were thought lost for centuries. Full Story

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Aaron Paul goes shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 14:52:03 March 27, 2015 14:52:03
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This one is for Maria because she has an Aaron Paul thing. Or maybe it’s a Jesse Pinkman thing. Which I can’t understand because… Jesse Pinkman wasn’t exactly the sex. Is it a pity f-ck? Here’s Aaron with wife Lauren Parsekian yesterday leaving Bel Bambini which sells expensive baby products. Full Story

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Adam Sandler in The Cobbler

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 27, 2015 14:25:40 March 27, 2015 14:25:40

I’ve seen some bad movies that have made me rage recently, but though it is a profoundly bad movie—I mean that literally, it is profound in its badness—The Cobbler starring Adam Sandler isn’t upsetting to watch. Full Story

Seclusion begins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2015 14:01:05 March 27, 2015 14:01:05
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Prince William and Catherine stepped out today to visit the Stephen Lawrence Centre in London. Apparently it’s her final appearance before going into seclusion to have the baby, the spare. Supposedly she’s due at the end of April. So, like, an anniversary spare? They were married on April 29th. Full Story

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We Are Not Partners. We Are Not Friends.

Duana Posted by Duana at March 27, 2015 13:35:05 March 27, 2015 13:35:05
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Scandal Season 4 Episode 16 recap  Did you hear a couple of weird turns of phrase this episode? ‘You went around my back to Mellie’, instead of ‘behind my back’. The bits about whether or not Cyrus was ‘a rosebud guy’, that seemed to change to ‘rose petal guy’ a moment later. Full Story

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Crucio, now!

Two things blew up my life yesterday. The first:

ZAYYYYYNNNNN!!!

Maybe you don’t understand the drama, but there were a lot of parents trying to coax their teenagers out of the bathroom last night, OK? This is real pain.

And then…

The Dark Lord Funk came and soothed it. They know the world. They KNOW our world. That’s what makes me so happy about this video – because it was created by legit students of magic. One of us. Or at least one of me. Because I belong to Slytherin House. And we won the House Cup. And I actually do HAVE a wand to drop.

A wand drop!

I don’t carry my wand around with me every day, what the f-ck is my problem?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey