Lainey loves her Girl Sh-it and her Boy Sh-t, and I love Sibling Sh-t. It’s like Girl Sh-t and Boy Sh-t piled with childhood issues and family dynamics. Of course we’ve had our fair share of it lately (thanks, Solange!) but it doesn’t have to be so dramatic to be interesting. I’m fascinated by Kate and Rooney Mara (why won’t they pose together?!). Full Story
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Bradley Cooper was photographed yesterday in super tight super short shorts on the set of American Sniper directed by Clint Eastwood. At one point, he and all the other army actors had to get on the ground and do drills. Then some dude came around and sprayed them with water. Are we shooting a fireman calendar here? This might be the best job he’s ever had. Full Story
Zoe! Congratulation your dream job offer! Siri is so proud of you and knows you’ll do a “world of good” in social work. Accept your position with pride and confidence today. You earned it. Happy 40th Birthday Joanna with love from Melissa who requested a gift called George Clooney. Full Story
Andy Cohen is apparently developing a show featuring people who claim they’ve slept with celebrities. So, like, Twi-Hards, but those who actually were able to close the deal.
Do you care?
I LOVE gossip, live for gossip, crusade for gossip…and I don’t care.
Here’s what I do care about: celebrities having sex with other celebrities. So if Andy Cohen’s interviewing Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth about them f-cking each other? Yes, please. Take my money.
But a random on television talking about how he snuck on to Miley’s tour bus, or another random explaining how she crawled under a table at a bar to suck off Adam Levine…? That’s an entirely different show that I’m not wasting time on.
Yours in gossip,
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So Rihanna and Drake are not happening. Again. Just before they happened again though, Drake was spending a lot of time with Zoe Kravitz. Last night Zoe and her band Lolawolf played in Toronto at the Mod Club. Both Kate and Natalie emailed me about this. And Zoe recently Instagrammed a shot of Drake to her account: Meaning…? I know what you might think it means. Full Story
It seems that Lindsay’s on a bit of a fitness kick right now and she’s got the selfies to prove it. Earlier this week, she posted two separate pictures of herself at the gym wearing a green sports bra in a room filled with exercise equipment. It’s unclear if she goes to an actual gym or just owns the equipment OR has commandeered some hotel fitness room. Full Story
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Check out Rihanna today in Paris to promote her fragrance. That’s a great top. And those are some badass leather slouchy pants. As you know, Rihanna was named the year’s Fashion Icon by the CFDA earlier this week. And to receive the honour, she wore almost nothing. It was interpreted a million ways: she’s an exhibitionist, she shouldn’t be showing so much, where is her modesty, this is tacky, she’s awesome, she looks amazing, she totally owned it, etc, etc, etc. Full Story
Would he be groveling this hard if he didn’t have a movie coming out? (Dlisted)
Naomi Watts will play Four’s mother (Just Jared)
Adrian Grenier has a big dick…who the f-ck cares? (The Superficial)
I LOVE Miranda Lambert (Cele|bitchy)
Ohhhhhh…ohhhhh… bad dress, BAD dress (Hollywood Tuna)
Prince William has sh-tty taste in music (Pop Sugar)
Harry Styles is naked (Too Fab)
La Toya Jackson is marrying this guy (Hollywood PQ)
A vintage wedding (Romance Beat)
Queen Elizabeth tells Hot Harry not to pull out his horse in Brazil (Celeb Dirty Laundry)
This last season of Girls was the best yet, right? Partway through, Duana started talking about how Adam Driver was working for her. That she was starting to feel some things about him. And even though I agreed with her about the quality of the show, I couldn’t see it. I couldn’t go there. Full Story
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If you doubted it before, there’s no doubting it now… Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are definitely together. The story first broke when they were seen together leaving a workout. And, as I mentioned then – click here for a refresher – you don’t take the boy to the gym unless he’s already seen you naked. Full Story