The Loyal Customer

June 4, 2014 16:19:24 Posted at June 4, 2014 16:19:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For years I’ve been saying that she is such a bitch. Like, terrifying. And humourless, unless you’re famous. But on a red carpet? If she’s sneering at you? There’s venom. Behind that cool, tall beauty, she’s vicious. Now, maybe I understand why. Turns out she likes her cocaine. Full Story

Double Serenity?

June 4, 2014 15:51:22 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:51:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s a report coming out of Germany about Charlene of Serenity’s pregnancy… She’s having Monaco’s twins? Do twins run in the Grimaldi family? Apparently her dad told a friend who told everyone. Full Story

Mila, Channing and the February woodshed

June 4, 2014 15:34:42 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:34:42
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Late yesterday Warner Brothers announced that the Wachowski siblings’ new movie starring Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending (aka Jackie and Potatohead Do Space), has been kicked from its sweet July 18 opening to February 6, 2015. It’s not surprising. When the tracking data was released for July movies it rated a dismal $18-22 million projection, against an estimated $150 million budget, which is probably a lot closer to $200 million in reality. Full Story

The last days of Slum Bear?

June 4, 2014 15:18:11 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:18:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart. The title: Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says Technically. Full Story

What does Beyonce mean?

June 4, 2014 15:03:49 Posted at June 4, 2014 15:03:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Beyonce is on the cover of T, The New York Times style magazine. The profile features a Beyonce photo shoot…but no Beyonce interview. So, she agreed to appear in the publication and, for one reason or another, decided not to speak. Instead the writer discusses the Beyonce phenomenon, Beyonce’s footprint on the music industry, on pop culture, on the universe. Full Story

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June 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

June 4, 2014 14:18:34 Posted at June 4, 2014 14:18:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Happy 3-0hhhh Birthday to you, Jessica, my ahh-mazing daughter. Gossip is best when shared with you!” Love mom, Joanne.    Full Story

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

A friend of mine is having a hard time getting over what happened of Oberyn on Game Of Thrones the other night. He texted me: “Okay, I know it’s fiction but I’ve been inconsolable since Oberyn…Seriously, I’ve been in a sh-tty mood all day.  Read Full Intro

Ball gowns at the playground

June 3, 2014 20:49:38 Posted at June 3, 2014 20:49:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi took her kids to the park and this is what she wore. And since she was wearing a ball gown, she was recognised by some fans and they wanted to have their photo taken and she agreed and posted those shots on Twitter too. It’s not that she knows it’s not ridiculous. Full Story

Picture Him On Top Of You: Robin Thicke edition

June 3, 2014 20:32:05 Posted at June 3, 2014 20:32:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I have never found Robin Thicke attractive. He’s always smelled like skeeve to me. And that was before Blurred Lines and putting his fingers up a random’s ass on Instagram. But now that he’s done all that? Dude is dripping douche oil all over the place. The buzzed hair isn’t helping. Full Story

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Picture Him On Top Of You: Johnny Depp edition

June 3, 2014 19:38:13 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:38:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Never, ever, ever thought we’d play my game, Picture Him On Top Of You, featuring Johnny Depp. Ever. When I invented it, it was because we kept covering these Hollywood parties we’d always see these women, these gorgeous gorgeous women, wrapped around the grossest, sickest, vilest, richest men. Full Story

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Marvel’s dating drama

June 3, 2014 19:21:08 Posted at June 3, 2014 19:21:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Ever since Edgar Wright abruptly left Ant-Man a little over a week ago, Marvel has been listening to “I Will Survive” on repeat, drinking wine coolers, and promising that it’s “like soooooo fine.” To that end, Marvel is already dating around, looking for a new director. Full Story