Everybody Knows Everything

Duana Posted by Duana at December 22, 2014 16:47:26 December 22, 2014 16:47:26

The Affair Season 1 Episode 10 finale recap Noah’s in the rubber room with Elvin from The Cosby Show. How’s your weekend?  I couldn’t breathe most of the time that I was watching this finale because where are we going? Where in time are we? Who are these breathtakingly honest people who still manage not to be too earnest, except when they’re being cringe-inducingly naked about their feelings? There were enough gasps in this hour to make me hang on with bated breath, and there were certain scenes that really sold it. Full Story

Jakey & Ruth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2014 16:15:57 December 22, 2014 16:15:57

The Gossip Genie appears to be ignoring my requests for a Jake Gyllenhaal-Rachel McAdams love situation. Because he’s been spending a lot of time with Ruth Wilson. They’re working on a new play together, Constellations. But there have also been lunches and dinners. And according to E! Full Story

Rachel heads home for the holidays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2014 16:04:40 December 22, 2014 16:04:40
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Rachel McAdams was photographed at LAX on Friday presumably heading out for the holidays after spending several weeks in LA working on True Detective Season 2. Where? Home, I would imagine. Toronto. Always home when she can. Because Hollywood is a place for work – not a residence. Word is she’s single now. Full Story

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Delta Bell Shepard

Duana Posted by Duana at December 22, 2014 15:51:14 December 22, 2014 15:51:14
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Well, they cleared the first hurdle. When you name your first daughter Lincoln, you are morally obligated not to call the second one Rebecca, or even Kira. You have to match tone, and I think they did. Both all Americana, nostalgia and a good dose of southernness, which is amusing given that Shepherd and Bell are both from Michigan, so they’re virtually Canadian. Full Story

Harry Styles & Kristen Wiig

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2014 15:27:23 December 22, 2014 15:27:23
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Amy Adams hosted the final episode of Saturday Night Live this weekend with some help from Kristen Wiig. One Direction was the musical guest. As per tradition, they all hit up the afterparty. And at the afterparty, he and Kristen danced to The Time Of My Life. As you can see from the two videos posted on Instagram below, he’s hard to resist. Full Story

December 22, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2014 15:04:07 December 22, 2014 15:04:07

Kelley! I’m so sorry to hear about your arm. Especially the part about all the things you can’t do over the holidays. By request, here are Ewan McGregor, Eddie Vedder, and Kate Winslet. Keep me posted on your recovery. For Este from Auntie Frell – Happy Christmas and Happy New Year! Here’s Melissa McCarthy, one of your favourites. Full Story

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Friday, December 19, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Am I allowed to say now that the final episode of Serial was… frustrating? Frustrating is a safe word, right? It’s been frustrating for a few weeks now. I finally gave in and started googling about 10 days ago because I just, you know, like, I dunno, (in Sarah speak), certain questions weren’t being asked. I felt deflated to start the day. And then…by the end of the night…

If we’re talking final episodes, Colbert’s was perfect.

And it’s not because he had so many celebrity guests (Cookie Monster was the best, obviously). You know what I appreciate about Stephen Colbert? Or at the least the version of Colbert that was presented on The Colbert Report, who’s now achieved immortality alongside Santa, Unicorn Lincoln, and Alex Trebek (HAHAHAHA)?

It’s that he was ALWAYS Colbert.

There was no crying. There’s no crying in baseball, and there’s no f-cking crying in satire!

There is, however, a new, exciting question: Who are you now Stephen Colbert? See you in September.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2014 20:15:29 December 19, 2014 20:15:29

I’d rather look at this than Kanye’s wife’s (Dlisted)

Brad Pitt was disqualified (Just Jared)

Because you know you were waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch’s opinion on this (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t hate this leather onesie at all (The Superficial)

Is this Cameron Diaz’s engagement ring (OK!)

Olivia Wilde on the beach again (Pop Sugar)

Kanye doesn’t look happy in any of these pictures (Too Fab)

I find these boots way more offensive (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt’s cute gym gear  (Popoholic)

Terrible dress on Chloe Grace Moretz (Go Fug Yourself)
 

The 2 Best at the PMAs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2014 18:54:41 December 19, 2014 18:54:41
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Like I said earlier in the JLO post, the point of the PEOPLE Magazine Awards is to look at the clothing. And even though JLO trotted it all out last night, from the deep cleave to the crotch draw, two celebrities took the red carpet. With JLO there’s always a hint of the tacky anyway, non? First Nicole Richie in a black jumpsuit with sheer sleeves and leaves delicately weaved on the shoulders. Full Story

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JLO’s crotch patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2014 17:49:34 December 19, 2014 17:49:34
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Don’t ask me what award they gave Jennifer Lopez at the PEOPLE Magazine Awards. If you’re asking me it’s because you think it matters. Let’s just call it a MiniVan Majority ass-kiss and a fashion show, OK? Duana, Lorella, and I had a three-way text going about this last night because of JLO’s jumpsuit. Full Story

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Tim Burton and the superhero same-old

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2014 17:42:00 December 19, 2014 17:42:00
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I can’t believe this is a post about superheroes and I’m the one writing it and not nerd Sarah. But, really, it’s not about superheroes. Tim Burton directed the Michael Keaton Batmans. And in an interview with Yahoo Movies Full Story