Smutty Tingles

May 30, 2014 20:21:08 Posted at May 30, 2014 20:21:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds Halle’s pants and Emily’s dress in Lifestyle

TIME for Laverne Cox (Dlisted)

James McAvoy is such a good influence on Michael Fassbender (The Superficial)

Don’t you think this is more offensive than Scout Willis’s breasts?  (Just Jared

Big G is going to be a screamer for life (Cele|bitchy)

The evolution of Ryan Reynolds – hilarious, unintentionally (Pop Sugar)

Hilary Duff goes for a bob (Too Fab)

Robert Pattinson and his date at Katy Perry’s concert (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

I really wish I was as committed to the gym as Hilary Duff (Hollywood Tuna)

I get the sense Lady Gaga wants to be a Disney character (Evil Beet Gossip)

Elle Fanning on the cover of Teen Vogue (Go Fug Yourself)

Mimi on public transit

May 30, 2014 19:32:32 Posted at May 30, 2014 19:32:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mimi was at the Fresh Air Fund gala last night, jammed into a baby blue dress with her “titty balls” (as Michael K from Dlisted calls them) in your face. It’s like she could eat them. How did she get there? I’m not exactly sure. Full Story

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America’s Sweetheart & Captain America

May 30, 2014 19:04:13 Posted at May 30, 2014 19:04:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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E! reports that they’ve started dating. Says a source: "They are not in a relationship, but they are definitely hanging out and are in the early getting-to-know-each-other phase. They haven't put a title on it, but they really like each other. Full Story

MAGNUM® full line-up has your taste buds covered

May 30, 2014 18:56:05 Posted at May 30, 2014 18:56:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bond Blake goes for groceries

May 30, 2014 17:08:53 Posted at May 30, 2014 17:08:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So there’s a rumour going around that Blake Lively is being considered for Bond 24. I think STAR Magazine is behind. And I can understand why this would be an easy make-up-a-story for them. Blake certainly has the assets to be a Bond girl. And it would certainly get her some attention. But the right kind of attention? Blake recently worked on a film called Age Of Adeline. Full Story

Serenity’s having a baby!

May 30, 2014 15:57:43 Posted at May 30, 2014 15:57:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh. Holy. Sh-t. She did it! Monaco royals have just announced, with “immense joy”, that Charlene of High Serenity is pregnant! Finally! A legitimate heir to the House of Grimaldi! Here are Charlene and Prince Albert at the Grand Prix of Monaco last weekend. She smiled at him and let him put her hand on his knee. Full Story

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Celebrities are idiots: Charlize Theron edition

May 30, 2014 15:36:16 Posted at May 30, 2014 15:36:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Wenn, FameFlynet

Charlize Theron has been doing press for A Million Ways To Die In The West. During an interview with Sky News, she was asked about being famous, and whether or not it’s intrusive. The journalist started reading to her headlines about her that he pulled off Google. It was uncomfortable. She was irritated. Full Story

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OMG, Mom!

May 30, 2014 14:49:15 Posted at May 30, 2014 14:49:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Frederick M. Brown/ Getty

Angelina Jolie is …all of it. A true super star. Perhaps one of the last true super stars. A friend of mine asked me after my interview with her a couple of weeks ago, “Do the molecules in the room change when she’s in it?” Yes. YOU change when she’s in it. But for all that she is… is the Jolie also an embarrassing mom? At the Maleficent premiere the other night, when asked about Maddox walking the carpet on his own and becoming a teenager and starting to date, Angelina revealed that he has a girlfriend. Full Story

May 30, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 30, 2014 14:12:50 Posted at May 30, 2014 14:12:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emilie! You’re joining the Peace Corps! You’re leaving for Africa this weekend! Jessica is going to miss you so much. But she is SO proud of you. To the end of this era and the beginning of a new one, here are Kristen Stewart, Tom Hardy, Chris Evans, and Godzilla! Happy Birthday Monica with love from Tessa! Hope you are having a wonderful time in Scotland. Full Story

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Yes Please.

That’s the title of Amy Poehler’s book to be released in October. And yesterday on The Today Show, they released the cover. You like it? It’s so…neon 80s. It’s a memoir with a tweak. It will be illustrated. It might be like a diary. It will address friendship, love, parenting, and more.

It WILL be funny.

There is no doubt.

And you’ll buy one for yourself and another for your best friend?

Message to all my friends: this is what I’m getting you for Halloween.

Yours in gossip,


Hot Harry has a suit and play clothes

May 29, 2014 21:33:04 Posted at May 29, 2014 21:33:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Eamonn M. McCormack/ Getty

Prince Harry was out today at the Inspire Suffolk event in Ipswich, England. He wore a suit to say a few words and then later changed into play clothes to kick around in. Very practical. Unlike the last time he was hanging out in a playground and couldn't get out of his suit and tie. Who looks after these matters? Is there someone who manages the schedule to determine what he'll need? And then what? Do they call him up and tell him -- remember Harry, tomorrow you're doing the thing at the thing so you'll need to pack a change of clothes. Full Story

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