Serenity’s happiness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 16:33:13 January 27, 2015 16:33:13
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Prince Albert and Serene Charlene were out last night in Monaco to celebrate the patron Saint Devote. Per tradition, they lit up a fishing boat. With candy cane torches. Look how pretty those torches are. I want one. As you can see, Serenity is as happy as we’ve ever seen her. Like, ever. Full Story

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Emma Watson is officially a Disney princess

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 16:12:57 January 27, 2015 16:12:57
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She was already halfway there. Some people just have that “living cartoon” look, like they were drawn by Disney animators then stumbled out of Cool World on accident. Emma Stone has that look and Tom Hiddleston too—he’s a live-action Disney prince if ever there was one. Emma Watson also looks like a live-action Disney character, and it’s now official as she’s been cast in Disney’s live-action remake of Beauty and the Beast. Full Story

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Rihanna’s FourFiveSeconds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 15:44:32 January 27, 2015 15:44:32
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Have you heard it? Do you like it? Do you LOVE it? I LOVE it. Bought it right away and have it on repeat while I’m working. FourFiveSeconds will be on both Rihanna’s upcoming R8 (whatever she decides to call it) and on Kanye West’s new album. And now everyone is speculating about what sound Rihanna will be taking since this is so raw and stripped in comparison to the heavy dance beats she gave us last time. Full Story

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Johnny Depp is on notice

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 27, 2015 15:26:53 January 27, 2015 15:26:53
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Human cartoon Johnny Depp has had a bad run over the last few years. He's starred in a string of flops ranging from the ill-advised The Tourist to 2013's embarrassing Lone Ranger and now the disastrous Mortdecai, and he has scarfed his way out of the affections of many fans, myself included. Full Story

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Vanessa & Kristen for Chanel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 15:06:37 January 27, 2015 15:06:37
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The big show at Paris Fashion Week today was Chanel. Check out Karl with his long-time muse, Vanessa Paradis, and his current muse, Kristen Stewart, following the presentation of the new haute couture collection. The event however was polluted by the presence of a member of the Kanye West’s wife’s family. Full Story

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Tom Cruise’s pre-Twilight meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2015 14:29:32 January 27, 2015 14:29:32
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You know how that meadow is a big f-cking deal to Twi-Hards? Well f-ck off Twi-Hards, because Tom Cruise meadowed first! So you’ve heard about Going Clear? The new HBO Scientology documentary that premiered at Sundance? Word is HBO assembled a team of 160 lawyers to cover their asses so that they could go ahead and make this movie. Full Story

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Monday, January 26, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Between the PGA Awards, the SAG Awards, Sundance, Paris Fashion Week, and blind riddle subjects filing for divorce, it was a busy weekend in entertainment. So it’ll be a busy blog today too, likely spreading out over two pages.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 20:02:24 January 26, 2015 20:02:24

The real Best Dressed at the SAG Awards (Dlisted

This is what gets Nick Jonas Jealous (TooFab

Anyone can be a DJ (The Superficial

The back of Jennifer Lawrence’s dress is better than the front (Just Jared

I really want to go to this award show one day. Seriously. (Hollywood Tuna

Ryan Reynolds at Sundance (Pop Sugar

Naomi Watts’s dress was super boring at the SAGs (Cele|bitchy

Handsome Hugh Jackman and the Empire State Building (Socialite Life

Look what they did to Kate Middleton’s face on this magazine cover (Celeb Dirty Laundry

How much it costs to look like Beyonce (OK!)

 

Kate Hudson for Versace S/S 2015

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2015 19:14:28 January 26, 2015 19:14:28
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Kate Hudson wore that obvious white Versace dress at the Golden Globes, you remember? Click here for my assessment. Basically… too easy. That’s all this is. You have a good body? Let’s pick a dress to show off how good your body is without any creative design elements. Full Story

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Mortdecai review

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 26, 2015 18:50:53 January 26, 2015 18:50:53

Last week I was pleasantly surprised when Paddington turned out to be a sweet, adorable film. This week, after seeing Mortdecai, I was not similarly surprised. Because it was not good. Done in the style of pre-war screwball capers, Mortdecai is about Charlie Mortdecai (human cartoon Johnny Depp), an insufferable English aristocrat and art dealer of questionable ethics. Full Story