Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 21:28:50 December 23, 2016 21:28:50

Avril Lavigne stands up for a cause few would stand up for (Dlisted)

Matthew McConaughey’s pre-Christmas workout in Brazil (Just Jared)

Benedict Cumberbatch’s baby schedule (Cele|bitchy)

Why didn’t Stedman get a onesie? (TooFab)

Britney’s new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend (TMZ)

I dry heave at the idea that this tape exists (The Superficial)

The only way for it to be more “official” between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth is the actual next step (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

A terrible dress on Felicity Jones (Go Fug Yourself)

How Vin Diesel respects a woman in her workplace (Jezebel) 

Mimi’s Christmas sauce

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 17:38:36 December 23, 2016 17:38:36

Mimi promised three gifts for the Lambily right up to Christmas and yesterday she released the first – a new video of her not-really-singing Here Comes Santa Claus. The point of Mimi’s Here Comes Santa Claus is to appreciate her Christmas tits. Full Story

Zayn’s premature proposal

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at December 23, 2016 17:10:05 December 23, 2016 17:10:05
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Neil Mockford/ Getty Images

Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have been dating just over a year. Before they hooked up, Zayn ended his engagement to Perrie Edwards from the girl group Little Mix – they’re like the budget British Fifth Harmony (Little Mix fans, come at me). Full Story

December 23, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2016 16:58:10 December 23, 2016 16:58:10
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Vera Anderson /Getty Images

Angie! Happy Birthday from Kelly who requested for you the GIF below and an unrelated “teeny tiny birthday blind”. You see her from time to time with a “new boyfriend” but it never sticks. It never sticks because she’s actually had a girlfriend for 2 years and everything else is just a cover. Full Story

Michael Fassbender in Assassin’s Creed

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 23, 2016 16:31:32 December 23, 2016 16:31:32
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Clemens Bilan/ Getty Images

Capping off my week of ridiculous movies is Assassin’s Creed, Michael Fassbender’s adaptation of the popular video game series. Fassbender put a lot on the line with this one, not only starring in it but also producing through his DMC Film banner. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2016 20:11:00 December 22, 2016 20:11:00

Brad Pitt’s lump of coal for Angelina Jolie (Dlisted)

Michael Fassbender could have been in Star Wars (Just Jared)

Tobey Maguire’s Wolf Pack holiday season (Cele|bitchy)

The SVU reunion – and they haven’t changed (TooFab)

Is this going to stop in 2017? (Hollywood Tuna)

Demi Lovato sings Silent Night (Pop Sugar)

Mimi’s iconic Christmas song has a rival (The Superficial)

How to make your neck look small (Popoholic)

The Top 10 shows of 2016 (Evil Beet)