Smutty Social Media, Monday August 31, 2015

Maria Posted by Maria at August 31, 2015 19:51:02 August 31, 2015 19:51:02
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Many outlets are reporting that Jay Z joined Instagram and quit after one post. I think more social media would be good for Jay, considering that he’s trying to keep Tidal afloat. It lives on social media, so he should too. The account @hovsince96, is gone, but here is his one and only photo. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew go for lunch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 19:28:59 August 31, 2015 19:28:59
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Emma Stone’s been shooting La La Land with Ryan Gosling. And there have been all kinds of rumours that she and Ryan are going to happen. If they didn’t happen the two previous times, I’m thinking it’s unlikely to happen now. Also, she’s still with Andrew Garfield, even if they don’t get papped once a week. Full Story

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Lenny comes for a visit

Maria Posted by Maria at August 31, 2015 18:17:59 August 31, 2015 18:17:59
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It’s the end of summer – what are you reading? Are you transitioning to your heavier fall reads? I’m suffering from indecision. I can’t decide what to start next. This morning, a new preview for Lenny Letter (a preview of Lena Dunham’s new email newsletter – click here Full Story

Brad & Knox at the race track

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 17:28:56 August 31, 2015 17:28:56
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Brad Pitt was in England yesterday at the MotoGP British Grand Prix. He narrated the documentary Hitting The Apex about motorcycle racing that comes out this week. While I think Brad is totally underrated as an actor (he lets everyone else around him be their best, which is an often overlooked talent), I’m not convinced he’s effective as a narrator. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 15:59:12 August 31, 2015 15:59:12

Who keeps letting this person into things? (Dlisted)

Are Kate Mara and Jamie Bell dating? (Just Jared

Serenity and her matchy matchy twins! (Cele|bitchy

What Katy Perry was doing on VMA weekend (Pop Sugar

SJP in a one piece (TooFab

Selena Gomez’s VMA dress was underwhelming …but good (The Superficial

Shark! (Hollywood Tuna

I feel like I’d like this dress a lot more if it were styled differently (Go Fug Yourself

Yes, Oscar Isaac (Pink Is The New Blog
 

It’s (re)sketch day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 15:01:58 August 31, 2015 15:01:58
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You think a Hollywood feud lasts long? How about Tom Brady vs the NFL? It’s been 7 months. And today both sides are back in court to make their final arguments before the judge decides on whether or not to overturn his suspension. It’s also a second chance for an artist. You remember a couple of weeks ago when that sketch of Brady went viral because…well… see for yourself:  Full Story

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Christopher Carlton Cumberbatch

Duana Posted by Duana at August 31, 2015 14:17:44 August 31, 2015 14:17:44
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According to the Daily Mail, Benedict Cumberbatch’s son has been named Christopher Carlton Cumberbatch. CCC. I have thoughts, as if you didn’t know. I don’t usually care about a monogram, but there’s something about the CCC that really seems unfinished. Full Story

Vanessa Hudgens: VMAs Worst Dressed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 13:57:13 August 31, 2015 13:57:13
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What was your first reaction when you saw what Vanessa Hudgens wore to the VMAs? Mine was… “Oh f-ck off!” We know you had to miss Coachella this year because you were on Broadway. This doesn’t mean you have to spend the next 11 months dressing like an asshole. Full Story

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The Weeknd: Best VMAs performance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 13:14:46 August 31, 2015 13:14:46
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According to Kanye West and those of us who represent Scarborough, Ontario, The Weeknd delivered the best performance last night at the VMAs. Kanye was really feeling it. The Weeknd brought out the Taylor Swift in Kanye West: This is what you're missing if you're not watching our All Access streams at the #VMAs Full Story

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Britney the elder

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2015 12:47:12 August 31, 2015 12:47:12
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Here’s how Duana described Britney Spears to me on text last night: “She’s of our generation. B is an elder here tonight.” Why are we so old?! Did you know any of the people on that pre-show? Like that guy who kept performing other people’s songs the whole time? Trotsky…or something? Of course, I know he wasn’t named after a Marxist politician and the inspiration behind Snowball but that’s what I kept hearing. Full Story

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