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Grace Of Monaco, starring Nicole Kidman, will open the Cannes Film Festival. The photo call happened today at the Palais. We’re going to come back to that in a minute. Let’s start with the reviews. They’re terrible. The BBC reports that people were laughing during the screening this morning. Full Story
They’re going to try to make a deal in Cannes this week for a film called The Secret In Their Eyes, adapted from the Oscar winning Argentine film of the same name. Production will begin in Boston in the fall. Fresh off his first nomination, Chiwetel Ejiofor will play the lead, a retired spy who comes back into the game because he can’t forget about a case that he couldn’t close. Full Story
There’s only one story, right? The main story: Beyonce, Jay Z, and Solange Knowles. More on that later this morning. Worry though about the person who released that video. Because The Beygency is real.
We’re not even halfway through yet and already 2014 could be a legendary year in gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow is getting divorced. George Clooney is getting married. Elevator drama with the Carters. And Tom Cruise has a movie to promote. Don’t you smell it? Something’s coming for us.
And Cannes kicks off in two days.
And Chris Martin and Alexa Chung.
So, to borrow a word from my Mimi, why are we trifling with a Parisian wedding?
Yours in gossip,
Lower! Justin Bieber went horseback riding yesterday. He had to take his shirt off. Then, when he dismounted, he had to make sure his pants weren’t hitched up too high. High meaning normal, like, hip level. Hip level is too high. The pants must be low enough to see pube. Full Story
The other night around my dinner table, a bunch of 30-somethings all confessed that they were thinking or had thought about going to law school. At least three were still debating it by the time dinner was finished. It seems like a pretty attractive career, right? Get in there and fight for stuff and have meetings with people in important coats until you get what you want – what you need. Full Story
Why hasn’t Alec Baldwin moved out of New York yet? (Dlisted)
I’m surprised at how UNexciting Avril Lavigne’s bikini is (The Superficial)
What Emily Blunt and John Krasinski’s baby looks like (Just Jared)
Michael Fassbender’s kind of woman (Cele|bitchy)
LOVE Evan Rachel Wood’s look (Too Fab)
I like the off-the-shoulder detail of this dress (Hollywood Tuna)
I’d watch this video over and over again (Towleroad)
Jennifer Lawrence looks so young in these photos (Pop Sugar)
Oh yeah. Remember when Eva Longoria never “dated” George Clooney? (Popoholic)
I really wish they didn’t make Shailene Woodley’s leg look like this (Go Fug Yourself)
Principal photography is getting underway on Zack Snyder’s Batman vs. Superman: Justice League .5, or whatever they’re going to call this movie. They insist the title is not locked in, which means my dream of it being called Superhero Face Punch is still alive. Currently they’re shooting in Detroit, and today Snyder has released the first official image via his Twitter Full Story