March 9, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2015 13:55:51 March 9, 2015 13:55:51

“To our resident ravishing redhead, Alex. It couldn't be more perfect that you share your birthday with International Women's Day, since you're so awesome, you could have been created by Joss Whedon! While this past year saw a lot of great things come your way, including a new job, seeing Tori in concert and getting to meet more of your gossipy friends in person, we hope that the year ahead is even better for you. Full Story

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Friday, March 6, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Thor is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Have you seen the promos? The star of the promos is Leslie Jones and it’s her first time.

“Whatever, baby, just stay pretty.”

I love her. Please write lots of sketches for them together. I’d rather see that than watch him take his shirt off although I know that’s not a popular sentiment. He still doesn’t do it for me. That said, I know I’ve lost all credibility in your eyes now because I told you that I was feeling Justin Bieber on the cover of Men’s Health.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2015 20:25:45 March 6, 2015 20:25:45

Sasha Finds Beyonce’s workout pants and more in LifeStyle

NPH doesn’t want a redo (Dlisted

The woman who had Chris Brown’s baby was married when she had his baby (The Superficial

Paula Patton: infinitely more likeable now (Just Jared

Tom Hiddleston tries to break the internet (Cele|bitchy

I agree with Kristen Stewart: ambition is attractive (Pop Sugar

Chris Hemsworth is not Ryan Gosling (Too Fab

Oh for f-cks sake there’s a rumour about Nicole Kidman and Chiwetel Ejiofor (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Really hope this doesn’t turn into a hoax (Hollywood Tuna

Mood. Fashion is MOOD. (Pink Is The New Blog

LOOOOOOVE this Michelle Williams cover (Go Fug Yourself

Child Stardom from the Sidelines

Maria Posted by Maria at March 6, 2015 20:06:56 March 6, 2015 20:06:56
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Child stardom is something we talk about frequently here because it really encapsulates the lure and pitfalls of fame, and every single time a child star goes astray, the narrative is one of shock and dismay. Why? We’ve seen it happen umpteen times! A child is encouraged to “follow their dream” and becomes famous and a cash cow for an entire team, which usually includes parents/managers, lawyers, agents, siblings acting as extras and cousins who work as assistants. Full Story

Taylor’s wake-up eyelashes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2015 18:47:16 March 6, 2015 18:47:16

Taylor Swift posted an “I woke up like this” photo on Instagram and, well, how come celebrities always wake up in the best f-cking light? She looks adorable. But her skin also looks really, really even. And part of that, of course, is being 25, but most of it is about lighting. Also, eyelashes. Full Story

So here’s a cool dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2015 16:34:27 March 6, 2015 16:34:27
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You in the mood for some Celebrity Friend Envy? Denzel Washington and Lenny Kravitz had dinner last night in LA. Look exactly as cool as you’d expect them to look together. Denzel and Lenny. Do you think they talked about whether or not to share the brussel sprouts? I will always order brussel sprouts on a menu. Full Story

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Gone Girl + Serial = Dark Places

Sarah Posted by Sarah at March 6, 2015 16:04:38 March 6, 2015 16:04:38

The first trailer for Dark Places, an adaptation for Gillian Flynn’s second novel—she didn’t write the screenplay for this one, though—was released yesterday and it looks much darker and more true crime-y than Gone Girl. The story shuffles between the past, when Libby’s family was murdered and she was the sole survivor, and the present, where a group of self-appointed investigators are trying to prove that Libby misidentified her older brother as the killer. Full Story

Blonde Jared: new angles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2015 15:51:16 March 6, 2015 15:51:16
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KCS Presse/ Splash, Pascal Le Segretain/ Rindoff/ Dufour/ Jacopo Raule/ Getty Images

This is the only new blonde I want to talk about from Paris Fashion Week, even though there’s been another new blonde who decided to cockblock the runway. At least Jared Leto’s is for a role, you know? Anyway, yesterday I defended it, wondering whether or not it was the outfit – turtleneck, blazer, etc. Full Story

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My son’s name is Brandon

Duana Posted by Duana at March 6, 2015 15:33:37 March 6, 2015 15:33:37

Scandal Season 4 Episode 14 recap I would venture that this is the only show currently on TV that could have done a story like this (with the possible exception of Orange Is The New Black, and that would be a stretch). And so it’s not much of a stretch to posit that if this is the only show that can do an episode like this, that they have a responsibility to do an episode like this. Full Story