Hair up, breasts out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 13:44:54 January 16, 2015 13:44:54
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And not black! So…was this Jennifer Aniston’s “f-ck you” to the Academy? Fresh off her Oscar exclusion, Jennifer Aniston showed up at Critics’ Choice last night in a marsala pantsuit and body chain. A body chain? Sounds about right for a girl who wears toe rings. Full Story

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January 16, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2015 13:30:51 January 16, 2015 13:30:51

“Happy Birthday to my favourite east coaster, Crystal, from Amy! I hope you have the best birthday weekend with Owen and Joelle. And thanks for the NYE hang in Toronto. Watching Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin bomb would have been completely disheartening had you not been there. Love you!” “Wishing Mo the best 31st birthday ever! May it be filled with many Breakfast Croissants and Tiffany dreams! We miss you here at work!” From Kate And for Joanne from Theresa and Kate who are so proud and inspired by your courage and grace. Full Story

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Dear Gossips,

The Oscar nominations were just announced. I’ll have more analysis later. But from a Gossip perspective, all you need to know is this… NO Aniston. NO Brange. If you’re Team Brange, you’re happy that Aniston’s campaign ultimately couldn’t deliver.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: Affleck & Kendrick, Olivia’s dog, and Marisa Tomei

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 22:22:20 January 15, 2015 22:22:20
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Ben Affleck and Anna Kendrick are in Atlanta working on a new movie together called The Accountant. He balances the books by day and is an assassin by night. When I first heard about this project, two words jumped in my head: Reindeer Games. That said, I trust Anna Kendrick. She wouldn’t be in a Reindeer Games, would she? Olivia Munn has a puppy and she’s been taking her puppy along with her to promote Mortdecai. Full Story

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Mimi in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 21:23:30 January 15, 2015 21:23:30
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Jacek and I used to go to Vegas at least once a year. It was much easier when we lived in Vancouver. Just a two hour flight. We’d stay long, by Vegas standards. Most people go to Vegas for 3 days, 4 tops. We’d stay 6 days and golf and gamble and eat. But even before we moved to Toronto I was kinda getting tired of it, probably because I don’t have that much holiday time and I want to use it to see new places. Full Story

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I see you, JLO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 20:57:53 January 15, 2015 20:57:53
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Jennifer Lopez and her The Boy Next Door co-star Ryan Guzman were on Ryan Seacrest this morning for promotion. Guzman, of course, is also rumoured to be her real life …situation right now. Of course there was no situation when they were shooting the film, shooting scenes with him saying that “I like your mom’s cookies”, and pressing her up against a wall and going down her stomach with his tongue. Full Story

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The Clooneys running errands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 20:41:19 January 15, 2015 20:41:19
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Amal and George Clooney were photographed out in LA  yesterday on their way to an appointment. The Chairman of Hollywood is just coming off his Golden Globes Cecil B DeMille honour where he took the opportunity to deliver a wedding toast to his wife. Today, as you know, was Oscar nomination day. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 20:15:25 January 15, 2015 20:15:25

Sasha Finds cape wraps and clutches in LifeStyle

I’ve never been a size queen but anyway, Justin Bieber wants to prove to you that you don’t have to worry about his dick (Dlisted)

Emma Stone is really f-cking happy (Just Jared

Katy Perry says she’s perfect for the Super Bowl because she’s all about female empowerment. OK. (Cele|bitchy

Um. So is the gym the new massage parlour? (The Superficial

Beyonce jumps off the boat (OK!

Celebrity reactions to Oscar nominations (Pop Sugar

Megan Fox in a bikini (Too Fab

I hate this outfit on Nina Dobrev (Hollywood Tuna

I know I’m supposed to be looking somewhere else but Miley Cyrus is in a major hair funk right now (Popoholic)

Not even Dita Von Teese could make this dress interesting (Go Fug Yourself

Who’s the Lupita of 2015?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 19:55:19 January 15, 2015 19:55:19
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NO ONE! There’s only one Lupita Nyong’o every year but this year, none of the nominees are really breakouts in the way that Lupita was a breakout. The closest, I guess, would be Felicity Jones. But there’s not the same buzzzzzzz surrounding Jones. And, you know, another reason there’s no Lupita of 2015 is because, well, the Oscars certainly don’t look like Lupita this year, do they? Happily, Lupita will be there as a presenter since she’s the reigning Best Supporting Actress Oscar winner. Full Story

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Video Assumption: Taylor Swift & Harry Styles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2015 17:31:36 January 15, 2015 17:31:36
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TMZ has exclusive video from last night of Taylor Swift at the Sunset Marquis. She’s in the lobby with her friends when Harry Styles approaches to greet someone in her group. I’ve watched it twice. I don’t see them acknowledging each other. Not even a head nod. Let’s play Video Assumption? It’s our favourite game of drawing conclusions based on body language – not reliable but, um, in this case… pretty reliable? He’s demonstrably relaxed – like, “Hey, I’m just so chill and confident and I’m going to show you to your face”. Full Story

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Thor vs. A Fish is now an Oscar hopeful

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 15, 2015 17:07:21 January 15, 2015 17:07:21
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On the day that the 2015 Oscar nominees are announced, let’s start talking about (potential) 2016 Oscar nominees. Last night Ron Howard announced that his whaling disaster movie, In the Heart of the Sea, is moving from its March 13 release date to December 11, 2015. That’s a VERY confident move from distributor Warner Brothers, especially since Star Wars Episode VII opens the following week, which is going to cut into their potential profits—movies do most their damage in the first two weeks of theatrical release—so WB must feel good about their chances for a big opening weekend. Full Story

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