JLO & Jeremy Renner: Globes Gossip Genie?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 14:27:41 January 12, 2015 14:27:41
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If it were me and he made that “you got the Globes too” comment, no way. But we’ve established that JLO doesn’t have the greatest taste in men and that her gross threshold is much, much higher than most. So… yeah…she probably would. And between Slum Bear Casper Smart, a loser, and Jeremy Renner, a superhero who may be a sexist pig… well… at least Renner won’t make her buy him a truck for his birthday, you know? Also, on the jolie-laide tip, you can’t find a better example than Hawkeye himself. Full Story

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Keira Knightley in Chanel at the Globes

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 14:08:22 January 12, 2015 14:08:22
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Why don’t I hate this? I don’t. Like it’s not daywear, I think we’re all kind of clear on that, but to me Keira Knightley is the actual personification of what Manic Pixie Dream Girl wants to be. Like she’s sort of effortlessly ethereal but not in an annoying way.   Let me try to clarify here. Full Story

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Lorde & Taylor at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 13:59:46 January 12, 2015 13:59:46
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Lorde was a nominee. Taylor Swift wasn’t invited (officially), but there’s always the after-party. And you know Taylor will always want to be part of the action. So the two of them, it looks like they hit up as many parties as they had time for: Warner Bros/InStyle, HBO, and the Weinstein-Netflix event. Full Story

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Anna Kendrick: Globes Cinderella Ballgown

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 13:40:23 January 12, 2015 13:40:23
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Appropriate, right? The Monique Lhullier? Evocative for Cinderella? I didn’t hate it, but never was there an outfit that could have cried out more for a red lip! I don’t think Anna Kendrick is a little girl or anything but sometimes the whole red carpet thing is like “neither I nor my stylist knows how to deal with the fact that I’m short and small so… here’s my very serious grown up hair”. Full Story

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Rosamund Pike: Globes Most Disappointing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 13:00:49 January 12, 2015 13:00:49
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I f-cking jinxed her. I always do this. I expect it and then they wilt. I expected it from Rosamund Pike. Badly. Because in the lead-up to the Globes, she was killing everything without blowing her load. Which meant she was saving it for Sunday night. What was she saving? I couldn’t wait to see what she was saving. Full Story

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Gina Rodriguez: Globes Best Virgin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 12:46:22 January 12, 2015 12:46:22
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Okay, that headline is cheap. But I know there are a lot of people who don’t know who she is so I’m not above getting you to read the article like this. She won as the lead of a show called Jane The Virgin. You think it sounds silly. I swear it’s not. I swear there are more hard-crusted cynical dude TV critic types losing it over this show than I can remember in a long time. Full Story

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Katie Holmes: Globes Ponytail

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 12:35:03 January 12, 2015 12:35:03
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What’s the word for when you cannibalize your own jokes on Twitter? Is there a word for when you punch up said jokes several hours later? Here’s the 2:30 AM version: There are four year olds who have more mature speaking voices than Katie Holmes. Then there was the ponytail.  I know we’re all super down with the fact that fake hair isn’t a secret anymore. Full Story

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Kate Hudson: Globe’s Most Obvious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 11:42:23 January 12, 2015 11:42:23
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Kate Hudson’s white, body-slamming Versace is probably going to end up on most Best Dressed Lists from the Golden Globes. It’s certainly hard to ignore. Is it really though? Is it really the Best Dress? Or is it the Best Body? There’s a difference, non? And it’s not that showing off a body is bad. Full Story

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Reese Witherspoon: Globes least visible

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 11:35:39 January 12, 2015 11:35:39
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I thought she’d be good for a few cutaways, at least. I didn’t pay too much attention when she was on the carpet with Cheryl Strayed because the sushi was arriving and I knew Seacrest wouldn’t ask about Strayed being Sugar like I wanted him to. But when we got inside – very little of Reese. Full Story

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Sienna Miller: Best of the deep cuts at the Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2015 11:16:37 January 12, 2015 11:16:37
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There were a lot of deep cuts last night. Of varying breast sizes. My vote is for Sienna Miller in Miu Miu. Because her deep cut wasn’t the dominating feature. It wasn’t the main event of her entire look. The deep cut didn’t take away from the beading, the detail, the art of the design. Full Story

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Jessica Chastain: Globes Red Carpet Irony

Duana Posted by Duana at January 12, 2015 11:02:36 January 12, 2015 11:02:36
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 This is the best dress that she has worn in a very long time, right?   It seems to happen a lot. Jessica Chastain has been in the white-hot whirlwind of being in contention for an award and needing to not put a foot wrong, and a really calculated list of dresses and appearances and interviews and a perfectly timed campaign and I can’t imagine. Full Story

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