Amal Alamuddin's wedding dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 14:42:54 September 30, 2014 14:42:54

As I reported yesterday (click here for a refresher), Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney's wedding photos were sold to PEOPLE and HELLO! and not VOGUE as initially reported. VOGUE doesn't have that kind of money. What, really, was there left to see though? Well, obviously, the dress. Full Story

Her nickname for him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 14:24:44 September 30, 2014 14:24:44

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Full Story

September 30, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2014 13:45:03 September 30, 2014 13:45:03

“To our feisty, funny, and flawless Denise on her birthday. Whether you are raising the next generation of comedians, wrangling donation baskets (and donors) for your kids' school, battling the flood, being a foster mom to guide puppies, or dealing with last-minute family descending upon your house, you handle life's crises with humour and a ruthless efficiency. Full Story

Monday, September 29, 2014

Dear Gossips,

George Clooney’s wedding ended up being more of a spectacle than Beyonce’s and Beyonce is the queen of spectacle. Things you thought you’d never say… Things that happened in 2014: George Clooney got married.  Read Full Intro

Adam Levine’s gross video

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 20:13:43 September 29, 2014 20:13:43

We are nearing the end of Adam Levine’s reign as Sexiest Man Alive. Thanks God. I don’t get it. I have never gotten it. Not the music, not him. The video for Maroon 5’s Animals was just released today featuring Adam’s real-life wife, Behati Prinsloo. Full Story

Tom Cruise: single man standing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 19:58:11 September 29, 2014 19:58:11
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WENN

Tom Cruise is working Mission: Impossible 5 in London. No breaks on the weekends, I guess, as he was seen on set yesterday double-fisting a Blackberry and an iPhone/Pod. Me too! So here’s what I was thinking today. List the top movies – universally considered to be Top Movie Stars, male: Denzel Washington, married Will Smith, married Robert Downey Jr, married Brad Pitt, married George Clooney, married – GEORGE CLOONEY IS MARRIED Johnny Depp, engaged Tom Cruise… Tom Cruise…? Single man standing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 19:45:07 September 29, 2014 19:45:07

The downside (apart from those hands) of dating Robert Pattinson (Dlisted

What Megan Fox’s kids look like (TooFab

Is it becoming a shrug now? Finally? So that the value is taken away from this kind of sh-t? (The Superficial

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski head out after George Clooney’s wedding (Just Jared

Avril Lavigne is looking more and more like Lindsay Lohan (Hollywood Tuna)  

Ben Affleck had to work while George Clooney got married (Pop Sugar

Benedict Cumberbatch and his girlfriend went to a wedding but not George Clooney’s (Cele|bitchy

Mrs Timberlake showed up to the 7th Heaven reunion (Socialite Life

Selena and JB went on vacation and didn’t storm off on each other (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Fergie’s new song (I'm Not Obsessed
 

Where’s the honeymoon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 17:22:47 September 29, 2014 17:22:47
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Wenn, FameFlynet

I suppose that’s the other mystery, apart from the dress. Maybe not anymore? A few European media outlets are reporting that Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney are heading to Marrakesh for their honeymoon. A Moroccan honeymoon? It’s so Mimi! You think they’re taking us there too? Are we invited on the honeymoon? Am attaching more shots today of the two of them making it legal. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s birthday party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 16:32:45 September 29, 2014 16:32:45
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FameFlynet, Splash, INF

I like to pretend that my Gwyneth and I share a birthday, even though we were born a year and a day apart. Mine is September 26, hers is September 27. Whatever. We all fool ourselves in different ways. On Saturday, there was a party to celebrate. Many of G’s celebrity friends were there including Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy (an actress-rocker couple that’s still intact), Nicole Richie who came with Rashida Jones, Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer, Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson, and also… Chris Martin was seen arriving earlier in the day. Full Story

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The Amal & George wedding photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2014 16:13:38 September 29, 2014 16:13:38

Here’s a quick update: Everyone’s thinking VOGUE because Anna Wintour was there but it’s looking like PEOPLE and HELLO! are publishing the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding photos, just like it was with Brange. One source told me that VOGUE simply couldn’t pay that much money and that only a PEOPLE/HELLO! joint bid would both satisfy the financial requirement (to be donated) and also the “nice reporting/nice gossip” demands. Full Story

Chris Pratt’s SNL was a charm offensive

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 29, 2014 16:00:46 September 29, 2014 16:00:46

Is everyone on the Chris Pratt train at this point? Is there anyone left uncharmed? Does anyone object to Pratt becoming a Movie Star? As I predicted back in January, Pratt blew up huge this year, and this weekend he capped his breakout year by hosting Saturday Night Live, and this was not just any episode. Full Story

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