Blake Lively > Johnny Depp?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:45:30 September 25, 2014 15:45:30
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It was announced last month that Johnny Depp’s Mortdecai would be released in February – click here for a refresher. And then the trailer came out and, as Sarah pointed out, it made sense why they’d want to bury it there. Mortdecai looks like sh-t. Full Story

“That’s just my face penis”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:20:52 September 25, 2014 15:20:52
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One of the earliest rumours about the True Detective Season 2 casting was that Ellen Page and Kate Mara would replace Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. I was excited about that. I didn’t really care for Season 1 but if they’d set it up like that for Season 2, I was in. Didn’t happen. Full Story

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Here comes the bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2014 15:02:10 September 25, 2014 15:02:10
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It’s an obvious title. But I feel like we have to get obvious here. Because, well, nothing has been subtle about the Amal Alamuddin-George Clooney wedding roll-out. He told us when and where. We know the hotel, we know the designers, we know the officiant. In two days, George will marry Amal in Venice. Full Story

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

One more night. How To Get Away With Murder and…

The return of Olivia Pope!

And that’s why Kerry Washington has been on heavy promotion all week. Last night it was Fallon. They played the In My Box game. God, she is cute. Irresistibly likeable. Which is why she’s the anchor for ABC’s clever new marketing strategy #TGIT.

Oh Thursday nights.

When I was growing up, Thursday nights were The Cosby Show, Family Ties, and Cheers. Like, we’d get home from school on Thursdays – the worst school days – and then suddenly feel like life was full of possibility. After that, in university, it was Friends, Seinfeld, and ER. Dorm night bonding…

Is that what social media is now on Thursdays? A giant dorm?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Handsome Jake eats alone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 19:58:03 September 24, 2014 19:58:03
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Jake Gyllenhaal looked very handsome shooting a new film called Demolition at JFK airport in New York today. Jakey plays an investment banker so, I imagine, the wardrobe calls for no thick facial hair and really good clothes: a beautiful sweater, great pants, good shoes… Mostly though, I just like staring at his face. Full Story

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No, not like this

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 19:21:10 September 24, 2014 19:21:10
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Mixing patterns? All over it. But there’s an art to it. You can't just throw any sh-t together and expect to make it work. And there’s also a certain aesthetic. Like, generally, if your style is more like titty tops and tightness, the pattern mixing gets easy busier. Because you’re looking at too many things at once. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 18:23:16 September 24, 2014 18:23:16

Keanu Reeves keeps getting creepers (Dlisted

Chicken Fried Katy Cambridge? (Just Jared

I love the double strap back on this bikini  (The Superficial

Norman Reedus didn’t want to work with Love (Cele|bitchy

Does Porny only wear platforms? (Hollywood Tuna

How come my beagles are useless and everyone else’s beagles can have jobs? (Pop Sugar

Christina Aguilera at the Drake show (Too Fab

I couldn’t come up with a better duo (Hollywood PQ

An Instagram romance and subsequent engagement (Romance Beat

Is the Firm pissed that Hot Harry and Cressy are together again? (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Eva Longoria’s two shows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 16:47:35 September 24, 2014 16:47:35
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George Clooney is getting married this weekend. What does that have to do with Eva Longoria? Oh come on. Don’t you remember? Click here for the background articles. Just in case you weren’t aware that everyone’s been waiting for Eva Longoria to come back to regular television, Deadline Full Story

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Show Me That Smile Again

Maria Posted by Maria at September 24, 2014 16:05:46 September 24, 2014 16:05:46
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It’s been a big week for Leonardo DiCaprio. He was designated a UN Messenger of Peace. He gave the opening remarks at the United Nations Climate Summit in New York. The video is below. He dropped sweet beats at 1Oak. He took a prominent spot at the People’s Climate March in New York City. Full Story

Keira Knightley, True Detective?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2014 15:42:13 September 24, 2014 15:42:13
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HBO confirmed yesterday that it will indeed be Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn in True Detective Season 2. But there are two more leads that we’re waiting on. The story will focus on three cops and a criminal. Vince is the criminal. Colin is one of the cops. Taylor Kitsch is supposedly close to signing on as the second, and the third is the one people are waiting on – the female lead. Full Story

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