Morning Wood Got You Down?

Duana Posted by Duana at September 22, 2014 14:48:59 September 22, 2014 14:48:59

Masters Of Sex Season 2 Episode 11 recap Here lies the Cal-o-metric plotline. Not only is it clumsy and completely beside the point, but in this episode (as well as the last) we completely abandon the pretense that any of these Cal-O-Metric characters exist in the same world as Bill and Virginia. Full Story

Emma Watson, crusader

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2014 14:26:31 September 22, 2014 14:26:31
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Wenn, Splash

Six months ago, Emma Watson was named UN Women Goodwill Ambassador. She spoke at the UN in New York yesterday to promote a campaign called HeForShe, encouraging men to advocate for women’s rights and gender equality. Her speech was thoughtful and inclusive, arguing that gender stereotyping disadvantages men too – in their roles as fathers, and/or if they are dealing with mental illness, and/or if they are pressured to conform to the social expectation of how a Man should be. Full Story

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September 22, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2014 13:39:09 September 22, 2014 13:39:09

To Heidi and Jason from Sue and Ernie – CONGRATULATIONS on your stealth wedding! I’m told your sh-t was tighter than Brange and the Beygency? Here they are by request, the Brange and the Carters and the most romantic Mark Darcy.   Full Story

Friday, September 19, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I wrote yesterday in the open about Matthew McConaughey not returning for the Magic Mike sequel and wondered whether or not Channing Tatum could carry it with Matt Bomer and Joe Meatball supporting him.

Deadline is reporting that Jada Pinkett Smith is in talks to join the cast as the owner of a strip club. It’s a role that was initially meant for a man. I like where we’re going here. I like the chemistry that can potentially come from this with Tatum having to play off a woman who can challenge him. Because most of us seem to agree that giving Meatball more lines wasn’t going to do it.

Here’s Jada earlier this week at the Gotham premiere.

Have a great weekend! And if you’re in Halifax, see you at Word On The Street on Sunday! I’ll be at Wonderful Words at 4pm

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 19:02:40 September 19, 2014 19:02:40

Duana Names a Little German and Sasha Finds celebrity outfits in LifeStyle

Of course Beyonce would cockblock another Destiny’s Child (Dlisted

Gwyneth Paltrow got told off about her scooter (The Superficial

Anastasia Steele is not blonde anymore (Just Jared

M. says Benedict Cumberbatch is a gentleman (Cele|bitchy)

How Nicole Richie has changed (Pop Sugar

Reese Witherspoon remembers the 90s (Too Fab

Madonna’s throwback calendar (Pink Is The New Blog

Sofia Vergara as Princess Fiona (Hollywood Tuna

Tom Hardy’s accents (Pajiba

Lorde covers ELLE (Go Fug Yourself

Oscar on his bike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 17:28:06 September 19, 2014 17:28:06
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These pictures of my #1 Oscar Isaac came out a few days ago but I didn’t have anything besides “OMG, can I have some of your yummy-ness?” to say about him so I decided to hold. It paid off! The first trailer for his upcoming A Most Violent Year was released yesterday. Full Story

Ryan Gosling is “madly in love”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 16:26:56 September 19, 2014 16:26:56
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Why are articles on babies so f-cking stupid? Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling had a daughter a week ago today. Officially this is unconfirmed, because they wouldn’t even announce that she was pregnant. And they kept it really, really undercover the whole time. There are no belly-cupping shots of Eva. Full Story

Ryan Reynolds back in the superhero saddle

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 19, 2014 15:47:50 September 19, 2014 15:47:50

A couple months ago a test reel for a potential Deadpool movie leaked—accidentally on purpose—onto the internet. It featured Ryan Reynolds as the talkative mutant mercenary Deadpool (aka Wade Wilson), the beloved character that was so brutally murdered by X-Men: Origins: Wolverine (Punctuation!). Full Story

Here comes Amy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 15:10:22 September 19, 2014 15:10:22
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“I think she’s the best actress in the world right now” – what Jacek just said to me while I was watching the first trailer for Tim Burton’s Big Eyes about Amy Adams. And he was only listening. He didn’t even see her on the screen. But ever since American Hustle, which he compulsively plays on re-run, he’s been her #1 fan. Full Story

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The fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 19, 2014 14:58:15 September 19, 2014 14:58:15

I’ve been trying to tune out everything surrounding Star Wars: Episode VII by declaring my person to be a Zone of Willful Ignorance. It’s all just rumors and innuendo and mystery boxes and the JJ Abrams School of SECRETY SECRETS drives me f*cking nuts. Is Adam Driver the villain Full Story

JLO has short hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 19, 2014 14:17:31 September 19, 2014 14:17:31
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The entire video is about ass and I’m talking to you about her hair… But after about 30 seconds, with all that ass in your face, you start to zone out of the ass and focus on other things. It’s the full-length video for Jennifer Lopez’s Booty featuring Iggy Azalea who, frankly, looks like sh-t next to JLO. Full Story

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