April 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 21, 2014 12:35:18 Posted at April 21, 2014 12:35:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Nosa in Nigeria – good luck on your interview tomorrow! You’ve been waiting 3 years for this. And working hard. So this is YOUR time. Let me know how it works out. And for Stef who will “Live Below The Line” for 5 days starting April 28 in support of Save The Children – thank you for your story and your blog Full Story

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Dear Gossips,

The Cannes Film Festival announced its lineup today featuring some strong Canadian representation from David Cronenberg, Atom Egoyan, and the darling Xavier Dolan. Jesus. He’s only 25 years old. And it seems like every year Dolan has a film for the festival.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

April 17, 2014 20:18:05 Posted at April 17, 2014 20:18:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have a great weekend!

Sasha Finds jumpers in LifeStyle

This beagle is shaming my beagles (Dlisted)

Orange Is The New Black season 2 trailer (Just Jared)

Never heard of this woman but she wants me to notice (The Superficial)

Tom Hiddleston’s Loki hair is back (Pop Sugar)

Princess Kate wore this dress and it sold out and I don’t know why because…boring (Cele|bitchy)

Yeah I’m into blonde Zoe Kravitz (Too Fab)

NO to these jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West’s fiancée and Kristen Stewart dress-off (Reality Tea)

I love this preppy shirt on Taylor Swift (Popoholic)

I wish this dress came in a different colour (Go Fug Yourself)

Where’s the married glow?

April 17, 2014 19:39:51 Posted at April 17, 2014 19:39:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Check out Tom Hardy at the premiere of Locke last night in Birmingham. He looks good. Yes. He looks good. But, I dunno, something’s …missing. It’s a glow. It’s something. Right? When Tom Hardy is hot, like super, super hot, there’s a warmth to him that radiates on his face. Full Story

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Top Gun 2 and a new girl for Tom?

April 17, 2014 15:28:38 Posted at April 17, 2014 15:28:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, ScreenRant posted an article about the proposed Top Gun sequel and a possible plot: Drones. He’s the grizzled veteran in a world where pilots are dinosaurs. But wait! Can computers really fly planes and out-maneuver the bogeys? Of course not. Full Story

Sure, she’s dead, I buy that.

April 17, 2014 15:20:28 Posted at April 17, 2014 15:20:28
Duana Posted by Duana
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Vampire Diaries Catchup Part 3: Episodes 14-17 Well this was a convoluted catchup, wasn’t it? I mean, I’m talking purely logistically.  Olympics and breaks and everything else, it was a long time coming.   So maybe it’s for that reason that this run of episodes seems like it has really run out of steam. Full Story

No husband, no work-husband either

April 17, 2014 14:47:11 Posted at April 17, 2014 14:47:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s another conscious uncoupling. Page Six reports that Gwyneth Paltrow and Seb Bishop, GOOP CEO, have broken up. G will be moving GOOP operations to Los Angeles because she’s getting the f-ck out of London now that she and Chris Martin are done. Full Story

No Brange Cannes…but a Twi-Hard substitute

April 17, 2014 14:22:34 Posted at April 17, 2014 14:22:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Though it was widely speculated that Maleficent would show up in Cannes, she was not on the official list that was released today. Is that a definite “NO”? Or are they just waiting for their own moment before dropping the Brange bomb on everyone else’s ass? In the absence of Brange, we get instead a showdown between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Full Story

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Gosling to Cannes

April 17, 2014 13:44:11 Posted at April 17, 2014 13:44:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling directed his first film. It used to be called How To Catch A Monster. Now it’s called Lost River. It’s entered in Un Certain Regard. This is why he skipped the Cannes Film Festival last year (Only God Forgives). Doubtful that he’ll skip this year. Gosling has been working on it for months, keeping a very, very low profile. Full Story

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