Taylor Swift’s “In Bed”

July 8, 2014 14:41:22 Posted at July 8, 2014 14:41:22
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Do you remember that dumb “in bed” game? Don’t lie. You do. I know it’s supposed to be played with fortune cookies and I also know almost everyone only plays in reference to a 90210 episode. Ugh. Brandon. But I couldn’t stop thinking about it in the context of this Taylor Swift article that inexplicably appears in the Wall Street Journal. Full Story

Desperately Seeking Kristen Stewart

July 8, 2014 13:50:46 Posted at July 8, 2014 13:50:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Desperately Seeking Susan. That was what came to mind when I saw these photos of Kristen Stewart’s new look as she arrived at the Chanel haute couture presentation today in Paris. It’s a movie Twi-Hards, chill. An 80s movies starring Madonna and Rosanna Arquette. I wish Stewart had taken this cut all the way blonde with dark roots. Full Story

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Sofia Vergara & Meatball Joe: Most Obvious Couple ever

July 8, 2014 13:37:26 Posted at July 8, 2014 13:37:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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US Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Sofia Vergara and Meatball Joe Manganiello, the guy from True Blood who isn’t Alexander Skarsgard or Stephen Moyer or the one who looks like Britney Spears’s ex-boyfriend or the guy who plays Sookie’s brother, are dating. Full Story

July 8, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

July 8, 2014 13:27:26 Posted at July 8, 2014 13:27:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Michelle! Happy Belated Birthday! And happy back to BC! Your siblings are jealous. SO AM I. By request, here’s Dave Grohl.   Full Story

Monday, July 7, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I wasn’t on a side yesterday during the Wimbledon men’s final. All I wanted was a good match. And Novak Djokovic and Roger Federer gave us one of the best. God that Federer one-hand backhand is a thing of beauty. You ever read David Foster Wallace’s essay on Federer’s game? I’ve linked to it before but it’s worth another read. High level writing + first class athleticism deserves your time. Click here. I wish he could also have written a piece about Steffi Graf’s gorgeous one-hand backhand in its time.

Steffi and Andre Agassi were in Vancouver this weekend for Carlo Ancelotti’s wedding.

Welcome back to those of you returning from Independence Day weekend. Did you get my Fourth of July gift?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Samuel L Jackson and the Beckhams

July 7, 2014 20:32:19 Posted at July 7, 2014 20:32:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Did you see Victoria Beckham at Wimbledon yesterday? She and David were seated next to Samuel L Jackson. And everyone was saying it was an “awkward meeting”. It wasn’t an awkward meeting. She was awkward. He was looking at her like, why the f-ck is this woman so awkward? Here’s a clip: It’s like she can’t decide – should I smile? I shouldn’t smile. Full Story

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Gone Girl: the event

July 7, 2014 19:39:14 Posted at July 7, 2014 19:39:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new full length trailer for Gone Girl was released today. It was preceded by a series of posters put out over the weekend advertising not the film…but the preview. So that’s the marketing strategy for the film: they’re treating it as a theatrical event, a MEGA motion picture release, a MUST SEE MOVIE – not in the summer, but in the fall. Full Story

Jennifer Lawrence’s summer tan

July 7, 2014 19:26:02 Posted at July 7, 2014 19:26:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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A very tan, very relaxed Jennifer Lawrence, also one of Dior’s ambassadors, was at the haute couture presentation today in Paris. She posed with Sidney Toledano, Dior CEO, and was also seated next to him. Emma Watson was on his other side. I like Emma’s dress a lot better than Jennifer’s. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

July 7, 2014 18:39:54 Posted at July 7, 2014 18:39:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How Anna Faris prefers Chris Pratt (Dlisted)

How the Friend Collector spend the Fourth of July (TooFab)

Faking out Batman and Superman (The Superficial)

Lady Gaga’s weekend in Canada (Just Jared)

Great swimsuit (Hollywood Tuna)

I can imagine Prince Big G making this list (Pop Sugar)

Beefcake meatball thinks he needs more character (Cele|bitchy)

Matt Bomer is an angel. Seriously. (Socialite Life)

You all know Joan Rivers is a bitch. Now you know this anchor is an idiot (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Solange tries to take “That Thing” from Lauryn Hill (I'm Not Obsessed)

Leo’s Fourth at the beach

July 7, 2014 17:53:43 Posted at July 7, 2014 17:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Leonardo DiCaprio spent the Fourth of July weekend in Malibu playing volleyball on the beach with friends and Toni Garrn. Picture that on top of you. If he wasn’t LEONARDO DICAPRIO would you want that on top of you? At this point, he’s about as attractive to me as that guy in the Trivago commercials. Full Story

Charlize’s Dior date

July 7, 2014 17:30:44 Posted at July 7, 2014 17:30:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s Paris Haute Couture week. I’ll be posting some highlights from the runway on the LifeStyle page later this afternoon. Dior presented today. And Charlize Theron is one of the faces of the Dior brand. Her dress is working like a low light, you see that? Is that’s the benefit of wearing metallic? Anyway, she attended the show. Full Story

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