Bale quits Jobs

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2014 19:29:33 November 4, 2014 19:29:33
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Christian Bale has cut ties with the Steve Jobs biopic written by Aaron Sorkin and being directed by Danny Boyle—I refuse to make any Bale/bails puns. This is the same project that potentially has Seth Rogen in to play Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak (a really nice piece of casting, if it comes through), and that Leonardo DiCaprio is rumored to have passed on in favor of The Revenant. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 19:13:25 November 4, 2014 19:13:25

The bargain price of making a Mimi (Dlisted)

These photos of Blake Lively were taken by the same agency that always seems to find her in NYC when no one else can. Or in a small town in Utah. Coincidence or conspiracy? (Just Jared

The Blurred Lines and Gone Girl girl in a video game (The Superficial

Anne Hathaway’s hand party was designed by her husband (Cele|bitchy

Scarlett Johansson’s hair is AMAZING (Too Fab

Dakota Fanning’s blue crochet dress (Hollywood Tuna

I really like how Harry Styles says “gym-nass-ticks” (Towleroad

Jon Hamm is one of those internet cat people (Pop Sugar

Good long cardigan on Selena Gomez (Popoholic

Solange fashion. I’ll defend it. (Go Fug Yourself)

Martin Lawrence, the comeback

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 18:51:48 November 4, 2014 18:51:48
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Oh for f-ck’s sake. E! News reported last week that it was over between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin. They were the first to report that the two were dating. Good track record, seemed legit. Then PEOPLE, US Weekly and everyone else corroborated with their own sources. But then Jennifer was papped driving away from Martin’s house in Malibu. Full Story

The Jake G charm offensive is going strong

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2014 17:58:36 November 4, 2014 17:58:36
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Though Nightcrawler opened over the weekend, earning a respectable $10.4 million, Jake Gyllenhaal is still out promoting the movie. Partially because Nightcrawler is the kind of movie that benefits from word of mouth, but also in no small part in service of an Oscar campaign. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson loses one but not the girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 17:29:59 November 4, 2014 17:29:59
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A smiling Robert Pattinson was photographed in Toronto yesterday just as news broke that production on Idol’s Eye, his new film (with Robert De Niro, scheduled to start shooting this month), had been shut down because they couldn’t get the funding together. Pattinson will be fine. But it’ll suck for those below the line. Full Story

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Lupita of the single name

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2014 17:09:18 November 4, 2014 17:09:18

She’s at that level, right? I don’t even need to say her full name. Lupita Nyong’o is a beautiful name, but if I just say “Lupita”, you know who I’m talking about. Musicians do it—Cher, Beyonce, Madonna, Britney, Adele, Lorde—but there aren’t as many actresses who command the same single-name power. Full Story

The breakout Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 16:52:12 November 4, 2014 16:52:12
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You’re 12 years old. You’re Romeo Beckham, second child of Victoria and David. You are the star of the new Burberry holiday campaign. It’s your SECOND for the brand. So at the launch last night, you don’t have to pose with anyone else. Romeo Beckham, 12 years old, is the star. Full Story

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A Most Violent Year is straight Oscar porn

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 4, 2014 15:36:57 November 4, 2014 15:36:57
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Writer/director JC Chandor is on a roll. First Margin Call, for which he was nominated for a Best Original Screenplay Oscar, and then the exceptional All Is Lost last year, and now he’s entering this year’s Oscar race with A Most Violent Year starring Oscar Isaac and Jessica Chastain. The first trailer is out and it’s very promising, showing off Isaac and Chastain as well as David Oyelowo, and setting up a surprisingly moody crime drama. Full Story

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Jolie Governor?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 14:37:15 November 4, 2014 14:37:15
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Angelina Jolie. Vanity Fair. God. Those eyes. THAT FACE. The Jolie was photographed for the December issue by Mario Testino. This, of course, is for Unbroken, opening at Christmas and expected to contend for Oscar. They’ve been expecting it to contend for Oscar for a year now. Or, at the very least, a directing nomination for the new Mrs Pitt. Full Story

Natalie Dormer’s “resting bitch face”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 14:21:16 November 4, 2014 14:21:16

Natalie Dormer covers the December issue of FLARE. Dormer plays Cressida in Mockingjay: Part 1. You also know her as Margaery in Game Of Thrones. And you may have met her as Anne Boleyn in The Tudors. Or maybe you just love her look – she buzzed half her head for The Hunger Games. Full Story

November 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2014 14:09:35 November 4, 2014 14:09:35

Helllooooo to all the members of the “Peter Mansbridge is My Co-Pilot” book club, meeting in Ottawa tonight! THANK YOU for picking Listen To The Squawking Chicken! And congratulations on almost 10 years! Spend 15 minutes on the book. Then talk about whether or not she has a biker girlfriend. Full Story

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