Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 19:57:53 December 4, 2014 19:57:53

Sasha Finds velvet dresses and gold collars in LifeStyle 

I understand the intent behind these rules. But, um, I don’t think they’re doing it right if they think “face-sitting” isn’t pleasurable (Dlisted

Reese Witherspoon’s “wild” answers remind me of Katie Holmes (Just Jared

Something about Benedict Cumberbatch not being working class. His name alone doesn’t tell you that? (Cele|bitchy

Kanye West’s wife’s sister in a wet t-shirt (The Superficial

Britney’s boyfriend designed her birthday cake (OK!

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson are so cute (Pop Sugar

Dr Quinn does Walt White (Too Fab

Christopher Walken and underwear go together (Hollywood Tuna

Olga Kurylenko in a mint green dress (Popoholic

LOOOOVE this outfit on Lily Allen (Go Fug Yourself
 

Bond 24: Spectre

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 18:44:13 December 4, 2014 18:44:13
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WENN

I like Bond movies but I'm no Bond historian. Spectre, the title of Bond 24, just announced today, will mean something to Bond nerds though the way "alohomora" means something to Potterheads (me). For many, a Bond film is an Event. My best friend Fiona is big on Bond. She'll see it the first weekend. Full Story

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Madonna for Versace but Heidi first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 18:19:36 December 4, 2014 18:19:36
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Wenn, Versace/ Splash

Madonna fronts the new Versace Spring/Summer 2015 campaign. She’s had a good relationship with the brand for a while now. Looks good, right? I mean I don’t know how “realistic” it is but since when did we expect realism from fashion ads anyway? Of the collaboration, Madonna said: "It's always exciting to be dressed head to toe in Versace and experience first-hand Donatella's vivid imagination and passion that she has created for this collection. Full Story

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Meryl needs GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 17:48:18 December 4, 2014 17:48:18
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Ray Tamarra/ Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

Have you seen the new look at GOOP? Click here. Does this mean she’s doing away with the personalised letter? Yet another victory for Gwyneth Paltrow this week. You’ve heard the Meryl Streep story, right? Meryl was on Kelly & Michael yesterday talking about Thanksgiving. Full Story

Seth Rogen is coming back to TV

Sarah Posted by Sarah at December 4, 2014 17:22:45 December 4, 2014 17:22:45
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Paul Marotta/ Getty Images

Kind of. Rogen and his creative partner Evan Goldberg have finally gotten their pilot order from AMC for an adaptation of Preacher, a 1990s comic about a Texan preacher who is possessed by a heaven-baby and goes looking for God with his ex-girlfriend and a drunk vampire. It’s an interesting comic book, to say the least. Full Story

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Blake & Ryan pack up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 16:59:43 December 4, 2014 16:59:43
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Steffman-Turgeon/ Splash

Here are Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds heading out in New York this morning. Looks like they’ve packed up to leave the city. Guess the itinerary. I’ll say a trip to Vancouver before the baby arrives? After I posted about Blake yesterday – click here Full Story

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Miley at Art Basel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 16:29:04 December 4, 2014 16:29:04
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Miley Cyrus performed in Miami to open Art Basel last night. The set was a mix of her own music and covers of Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, and Johnny Cash. It was described as an “emotional” appearance as she told the audience that she’s had a challenging year, struggling with the death of her dog, and reassessing some of her choices. Full Story

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Chris Rock or Moses?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 15:59:15 December 4, 2014 15:59:15
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Jim Spellman/ Mike Pont/ Getty Images

There’s been a discussion lately about the whitewashing of Exodus. Sarah posted about it here the other day. Exodus opens on December 12. Some are calling for a boycott. Why don’t we call it an alternative? Chris Rock’s Top Five opens wide on the same day. Full Story

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Charlie Hunnam knows how to… Part 88,012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 14:53:43 December 4, 2014 14:53:43

So this is what happened at the end of the penultimate episode of Sons Of Anarchy the other night. It’s likely Jax Teller’s final love scene. Once in a while I get a message in my inbox from someone yelling at me for not watching Outlander. I tried 15 minutes once and almost fell asleep it was so boring with all the voiceovers. Full Story

December 4, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2014 14:31:50 December 4, 2014 14:31:50
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Brittany! Happy Birthday with love from Erin who misses you in New York! Hope you like the gift she got you. And since she didn’t specify what photo to attach with your shout-out, I’m going rogue and posting some more pictures of the Beckhams earlier this week at the British Fashion Awards. Full Story

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen Karl Lagerfeld’s new Chanel short film featuring Pharrell and Cara Delevingne yet? I watched it on Monday and had no idea what was happening. And I also didn’t understand why “Seep Seep” keeps repeating throughout.  Read Full Intro