Posh needs a hug today

March 21, 2014 18:56:22 Posted at March 21, 2014 18:56:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We have a policy here at LaineyGossip. We don’t refer to Kanye West’s fiancée by name. We try not to refer to her at all. Once in a while, some of you, under influence of drugs or temporary psychosis, will force Sasha to find an outfit that she’s worn or whatever, but we don’t soil the main gossip page like that. Full Story

Live action Jem? Really?

March 21, 2014 17:46:40 Posted at March 21, 2014 17:46:40
Duana Posted by Duana

Jem. Jem is excitement. Jem is adventure. Glamour, glitter, fashion, fame. Check, check, check, check. Jem was by far the favored game to play at recess when I was a kid, mainly because there were awesome songs to sing approximately every five minutes. I favoured “Hey Babe” myself, but I know you’re supposed to say “Twilight in Paris” is your favourite. Full Story

Miss Piggy without Jason Segel

March 21, 2014 17:02:13 Posted at March 21, 2014 17:02:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Muppets Most Wanted opens today. So far the reviews are pretty decent, tracking at 77% at Rotten Tomatoes at post time. Can you go wrong with Piggy, the greatest international superstar in the world? Please, Piggy, please stop reading now. Of the reviews I have read however, some are saying that the energy that’s missing from this movie is Jason Segel. Full Story

The Lifestyle of Reese Witherspoon

March 21, 2014 15:49:40 Posted at March 21, 2014 15:49:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember when Reese Witherspoon was working the award show circuit while campaigning for an Oscar for her performance in Walk The Line? During her acceptance speeches, her southern accent would, you know, just slip out inadvertently. My ass. That was a well-run strategy that ended with a Best Actress. Full Story

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Beginning To End

March 21, 2014 15:22:03 Posted at March 21, 2014 15:22:03
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 3 Episode 14 recap SPOILERS AHEAD Well, for all of us who didn’t think they were going to do it, they did. For all of us who thought they weren’t going to make the rougher choice, they went for it. And even though it’s all steeped in political intrigue and I now know enough about B6-13 to be Command myself, they still managed to make it effective. Full Story

Project January Jones

March 21, 2014 14:48:57 Posted at March 21, 2014 14:48:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At best, the read on January Jones was “cold”. At worst, if you believe Zach Galifianakis, we’re supposed to “forget about (her) in a few years". So…she’s definitely not Hollywood’s Miss Congeniality. Full Story

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The Jolie + a member of the GOOP crew

March 21, 2014 14:01:41 Posted at March 21, 2014 14:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Vince Bucci/ Getty

Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, did you see it? Probably not. The only reason I’m mentioning it is because the film features both Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow. So, an excuse to post these old photos of them, with Jude Law and Bai Ling (!!!) at the premiere September 2004, just 4 months after G gave birth to Apple. Full Story

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March 21, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 21, 2014 13:30:39 Posted at March 21, 2014 13:30:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“To our beautiful tree of life Melissa on her birthday, from her friends in gossip and EARS. For being as thoughtful and generous as Leslie Knope at Christmas, as warm-hearted as a hobbit (though far less annoying), as intelligent as a high-functioning sociopath and as pretty as a Tori Amos cover song, here is your #1, Viggo, your recently discovered love, Benedict Cumberbatch (not that anyone would be smug about this admission), Tom Hardy and an adorable pit bull pup, and Russell Brand with a special greeting for you! We hope that the year ahead is kind and generous to you, and that none of us have contracted Syphilis of the Eye from looking at this picture. Full Story

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

Dear Gossips,

I was about to go to bed last night when the news alert came across that Tony Abbott, the Prime Minister of Australia, announced in Parliament that debris that may be related to MH370 was found off the Australian coast.  Read Full Intro

JLO tonight

March 20, 2014 20:02:08 Posted at March 20, 2014 20:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Lopez will perform I Luh Ya Papi on American Idol tonight. Here she is on the show last night. If the performance is anything like the video… I have to tell you, I am obsessed with this video. The video is straight up makeup, hair, and dance porn. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it probably too many times. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

March 20, 2014 18:11:45 Posted at March 20, 2014 18:11:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sasha Finds matching crop top and skirt sets in LifeStyle

My guess woulda been New Jack City and there aren’t even enough letters for that (Dlisted)

Eva Mendes thinks Ryan Gosling is the best but her dress is definitely not the best (Just Jared)

I don’t get it. Did her breasts fall off the bike? (The Superficial)

WTF is “misapplied femininity”? (Jezebel)

Kristen Stewart’s oversized denim jacket (Pop Sugar)

Jeremy Piven or Benedict Cumberbatch? (Cele|bitchy)

I don’t actually hate this on Tori Spelling (Too Fab)

Candidate for Worst Dress of the Year (Hollywood Tuna)

Emmanuelle Chriqui in a black cut-out dress (Popoholic)

Good dress. Bad colour combination. (Go Fug Yourself)