Monday, March 24, 2014

Dear Gossips,

My friend Lorella is convinced that Kanye West and his fiancée will personally buy as many copies of their VOGUE cover as possible – boxes and boxes and boxes of them, thousands and thousands – so that when the numbers come out, they’ll be able to say it was the top seller of the year.  Read Full Intro

Blonde Obsession

March 24, 2014 19:38:53 Posted at March 24, 2014 19:38:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah’s probably mad at me that I called this article because I’m sure there are all kinds of nerdy details in these photos from the Aosta set of Avengers: Age Of Ultron that she could be pointing out but …this post isn’t about comic book movies. Joss Whedon is there, of course, because he did the best job of the first movie but also Jeremy Renner’s Hawkeye and Elisabeth Olsen as the Scarlet Witch. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

March 24, 2014 18:28:51 Posted at March 24, 2014 18:28:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don Draper’s true love (Dlisted)

Beyonce on a bike. Like a regular bike? Or did it come from a platinum factory? (TooFab)

Justin Bieber James Dean? Now this is blasphemy (The Superficial)

Tom Hiddleston is in Toronto. Follow the trail of the exclamation points (Just Jared)

I’m really into these swim shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

F-ck. I just got horny looking at these Gisele and Tom pictures (Pop Sugar)

Angelina gushes about Brad Pitt (Cele|bitchy)

Reese Witherspoon’s 38th birthday (Socialite Life)

LeAnn Rimes has jaw problems (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Cuuuuute sweater on Olivia Wilde (I'm Not Obsessed)

Rihanna returns to Drake

March 24, 2014 17:30:34 Posted at March 24, 2014 17:30:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After touring with Drake through parts of Europe, Rihanna was in New York last week. Maybe for a hair change? It’s long now and with a fringe. Drake’s now in London for the next few days. He was at Whiskey Mist last night with some friends. And oh look… Guess who just arrived in London? Check out Rihanna landing at Heathrow and stopping to take photos with fans. Full Story

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Johnny Depp’s engagement tour

March 24, 2014 16:18:41 Posted at March 24, 2014 16:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You remember when Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were engaged and it happened to be when he was promoting some movie and it became like their engagement tour? Why am I getting the same vibe from Johnny Depp? Is Johnny Depp as cheesy as Tom Cruise? Depp and his fiancée were in New York the other day. Full Story

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Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher

March 24, 2014 15:45:02 Posted at March 24, 2014 15:45:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept cracking up over the expression, “pregnant for” someone. Full Story

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Maybe it was for award season

March 24, 2014 14:27:34 Posted at March 24, 2014 14:27:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last we heard of Kate Hudson, she and Matt Bellamy were having problems in their relationship. She hadn’t been wearing her ring. And even PEOPLE was reporting that she and Bellamy were estranged. If PEOPLE was willing to go there, it had to have been subtly sanctioned. Full Story

Adam Wasn’t Even in the First Act

March 24, 2014 14:17:38 Posted at March 24, 2014 14:17:38
Duana Posted by Duana
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Girls Season 3 Episode 12 recap Oh my God, Ray used the term “assignations”. On purpose and casually. I am in love. A few – really a bunch –of years ago, the popular term to describe your character-driven, often female-oriented show, was “dramedy”. Then, as the rise of the male anti-hero…rose, the idea of shows that were less than fantastic in scope fell out of fashion and the word dramedy, especially, became a dirty word. Full Story

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Jennifer Lawrence’s fingers and hands

March 24, 2014 13:54:33 Posted at March 24, 2014 13:54:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Lawrence had an Oscar in her hand once, at the Oscars proper, when she gave the finger to a room full of reporters. You remember that? Like, if you have to give the finger, you might as well give it there, non? And then every other finger seems kind of underwhelming. Full Story

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The Walking Dead 4.15: “Claimed”

March 24, 2014 13:18:22 Posted at March 24, 2014 13:18:22
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Walking Dead Season 4, Episode 15 recap. It’s the penultimate episode. Potential SPOILERS. Well obviously my new favorite person is Doctor Mullet who talks about zombie dinosaurs and videogames and looks like someone said “post-apocalyptic Kenny Powers” as a character description. Full Story